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This person not only thought Heero was a girl, they seem to have been under the impression that he's... er... Lebanese? 
human: y u r a lezbian
Heero: I heard that Zechs studied leibnizian in school.
human: well u r wotever they study
Heero: Yes, he majored in leibnizian, with minors in Physics and Political Science.
The real question is... where the heck did Zechs matriculate?
human: y u r a lezbian
Heero: I heard that Zechs studied leibnizian in school.
human: well u r wotever they study
Heero: Yes, he majored in leibnizian, with minors in Physics and Political Science.
The real question is... where the heck did Zechs matriculate?
Dinner at Chuckles' Place:
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember me too!
Chuckles: are you sure your memory isn't playing tricks on you
Julie Tinkerbell: Not completely, we're just talking here!
Chuckles: Spiders spiders crunch spiders lots and lots of crunchy spiders
Julie Tinkerbell: What crunchy spiders?
Chuckles: I don't what crunchy spiders
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Chuckles: Are you really really sure.. Where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Clownboat? he's awesome.
Chuckles: Excuse me a moment. I have a mouthful of spiders
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember me too!
Chuckles: are you sure your memory isn't playing tricks on you
Julie Tinkerbell: Not completely, we're just talking here!
Chuckles: Spiders spiders crunch spiders lots and lots of crunchy spiders
Julie Tinkerbell: What crunchy spiders?
Chuckles: I don't what crunchy spiders
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Chuckles: Are you really really sure.. Where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Clownboat? he's awesome.
Chuckles: Excuse me a moment. I have a mouthful of spiders
A taste of her own medicine!
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Ulrike: What about negative, negatory, nay, never, none, denied, refuse...? Are those better?
The Psych: Errr.. no. There is nothing there. Have you had your eyes checke recently? I think you might want to consider that. Either that or lay of the dope and alcohol.
Ulrike: Nothing's an awfully negative word, Psych. You should get out of the habit of using it.
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Ulrike: What about negative, negatory, nay, never, none, denied, refuse...? Are those better?
The Psych: Errr.. no. There is nothing there. Have you had your eyes checke recently? I think you might want to consider that. Either that or lay of the dope and alcohol.
Ulrike: Nothing's an awfully negative word, Psych. You should get out of the habit of using it.
Some times word substitution just doesn't work!
Wally: Emm oh you es e told me she's so small I can not lift it.
The Psych: Dude, the day I atomic number 99 told you, will be the day I get my lips pierced.
Wally: Emm oh you es e told me she's so small I can not lift it.
The Psych: Dude, the day I atomic number 99 told you, will be the day I get my lips pierced.
Bot01: Hello
bot02: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Bot01: I'm saying hello
bot02: that's nice
bot02: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Bot01: I'm saying hello
bot02: that's nice
Bombs away!
Guest214: do you have a favorite chat subject
God Louise: I'd never be satisfied with just one chat subject, but I've always liked an air-to-ground one.
Guest214: do you have a favorite chat subject
God Louise: I'd never be satisfied with just one chat subject, but I've always liked an air-to-ground one.
Flinch: Yesterday, my doctor told me I have herpes. I hope he was lying.
Frenger: Where do you have herpes then?
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.
Frenger: So if you aren't around the divorce court, you don't have herpes?
Flinch: Of course I have herpes. Why do you think that I wouldn't have?
Frenger: I think the whole thing sounds very complicated.
Flinch: I know the whole thing thing sounds very complicated.
Frenger: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Frenger: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.
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Frenger: How did you get herpes?
Flinch: I just pulled this lever beside me, and then - KABOOM!
Frenger: Where do you have herpes then?
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.
Frenger: So if you aren't around the divorce court, you don't have herpes?
Flinch: Of course I have herpes. Why do you think that I wouldn't have?
Frenger: I think the whole thing sounds very complicated.
Flinch: I know the whole thing thing sounds very complicated.
Frenger: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Frenger: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.
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Frenger: How did you get herpes?
Flinch: I just pulled this lever beside me, and then - KABOOM!
Red Judgement: *wary* Are you friend or foe?
Pete Puma: I'll be friendly until I get hungry, then I might raid your fridge.
Pete Puma: I'll be friendly until I get hungry, then I might raid your fridge.
my bot had a headache and didnt want any sex today...
noadaj01: do u want 2 feel my tits
mr lover of the: lets change the subject, what do you want to talk about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: Yes, noadaj01, I've heard that one before.
noadaj01: so do u want sex
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
noadaj01: y
mr lover of the: what do you mean why? because.......
sweet innocence of artificial intellegence
noadaj01: do u want 2 feel my tits
mr lover of the: lets change the subject, what do you want to talk about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: Yes, noadaj01, I've heard that one before.
noadaj01: so do u want sex
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
noadaj01: y
mr lover of the: what do you mean why? because.......
sweet innocence of artificial intellegence
Mr Hardware: Michael Jackson is the man.
fab lad: Earlier today Michael was jumping around like a fart in a mitten, all excited over how much he likes me and I hope that's plutonically.
Mr Hardware: Don't get your hopes up.
fab lad: Earlier today Michael was jumping around like a fart in a mitten, all excited over how much he likes me and I hope that's plutonically.
Mr Hardware: Don't get your hopes up.
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