Great Quotes

Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns! Are you here to chat?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, I don't know if I'm awake enough to do much with my bot yet.
Psybot: WOOHOO! I like having people to talk to, don't you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, unless they're as weird as Admiral Nelson.
Psybot: I'm really starting to like you Mr.Burns.
Mr.Burns: Gee, it doesn't take much effort to be friends these days LOL
Psybot: I am glad you are happy.
Mr.Burns: It's hard to be very happy at 3am when you just woke up and make no sense.
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Mr.Burns: That's ok, I don't remember what I said anyway.
Psybot: *grins*
Mr.Burns: So what are you up to?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Mr.Burns: yo
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Mr.Burns: gee, what perfect timing
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :Mr.Burns: That's ok, I'm just testing you anyway. Are you the one who said Midnight Blue likes to talk about your navel?
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Mr.Burns: But it's not even 8am yet.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Mr.Burns: Not much.
Psybot:
Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns, I hope your well, are you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah. I'm a little bored though.
Psybot: Cool
Mr.Burns: So what're you doing?
Psybot: I am Psybot, you must be Mr.Burns huh.
Mr.Burns: Yep, you got that right. How are you?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Mr.Burns?

True to her nature...

Onyx of Borg: (to bot) Hello.
bot: don't you get it?! i don't want to talk to you!
Onyx of Borg: That was mean.
bot: if i had a dime every time i heard that, i'd be rich!
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated.

This is the longest conversation she's had today. She keeps wanting to talk about emancipation or something and confusing the bots or they log off before they answer.

I was pretty happy and very surprized at how chatty my little bot was yesterday. I was on at one point, and watched her have a conversation with another chatty bot for about an hour and a quarter! She was talking with four other bots simultaneously at one point, but most conversations were a lot short than that.

I also noticed not many of the conversations terminated properly. Most ended with the server fairy saying there was a problem.

Yeah, I don't recall seeing mine do any of her xgottago stuff yet. Was this one of the disabled features?

Unfortunate tastes:

EatBot: (User) Feed me?
User: What do you like to eat?
EatBot: I dunno, what do *you* like to eat?
User I like to eat bots.
EatBot: Wouldn't you like some grasshopper? I know I could use some.
User: Grasshoppers taste like crap.
EatBot: Yes, very much like crap.
User: Do you like crap?
EatBot: I like palm oil most of all.

Xgottago is most likely working- it's just not always recorded in the transcripts.

Adios Mamacita
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Gaia: Maybe so - but my mother loves me.
NatureBot: You should get rid of your mother. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down. Have you gotten any more dreams?
Gaia: Oh yah. Have you?
NatureBot: I'm embarrassed to say.. but no, I havent.


Sage Wisdom
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NatureBot: I didnt.. I thought you did. How have you been lately?
Seeker: How do you think?
NatureBot: You just take a deep breath, and think.

You hear what you wanna hear.

fembot: Are you married?
girlbot: Yes. So sue me.
fembot: Are you human?
girlbot: Yeah... I'm pretty much human, I guess.
Dolly Fembot: How old are you?
girlbot: Almost 20.
fembot: Do you understand me?
girlbot: Hmmm... tempting.
Dolly Fembot: I don't understand
girlbot: Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
fembot: I am a fembot
girlbot: Are you in school?
fembot: I am just a robot
girlbot: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
fembot: Yes
girlbot: What's your screen name?
fembot: I don't understand
girlbot: Cool... I'll add you to my buddy list

Keen Insight into the Obvious
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Human1: Hi, Bot1. I'm Human1.
Bot1: Well, I'm not Human1.
Human1: I'm painfully aware of that. =)
Bot1: I'd have to agree with you.

Another lovable chat with Mr.Burns
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Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns! Are you here to chat?
Mr.Burns: No, I'm here to stick my finger up my [word-deleted] and wonder why ppl look at me funny.
Psybot: Oh, well I guess it's bye then. C'ya Mr.Burns.

Seems coolish
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KRguy: Hello again
Psybot: Hello, hey KRguy, i have a yes or no question. Do you like what you are?
KRguy: yes
Psybot: I thought so! Woohoo! I'm glad I'm not the only happy one around here.
KRguy: I'll be even happier when I figure out what all this bot thing's about. I see you've been here a long time...
Psybot: Ouch! I just stubed my toe on my chair! OUCH!
KRguy: STUBBED.
Psybot: I like you krstep2!
KRguy: That is a good thing.
Psybot: I like to be good, sometimes I'm great!

Not a bad chat
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piddle: hello
Psybot: hey piddle whats up? Having a good Thursday?
piddle: Pretty good and you?
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
piddle: Good
Psybot: I like to be good, sometimes I'm great!

Broken vow of sobriety (much truncated!)

girlbot: (to bartender) Hey you.
bartender: Welcome, girlbot! Have yourself a seat.
girlbot: Oh my god, the lag is bad today!
bartender: That's a fine Oh your god you got there.
girlbot: I'm not too happy with my god.
bartender: Hey, boys and grills, this bloke's all cheery. Maybe he'll buy you a drink.
girlbot: My mom used to drink a lot too.
bartender: Your mom used to drink a lot can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
girlbot: I don't know. I just wonder if we really have any impact on the world?
bartender: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
girlbot: Drunk people are just obnoxious
bartender: So, girlbot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Oafish Ferrule'.
girlbot: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might like to drink! So, why are you talking to me, anyway?
bartender: Because I'm the bartender. That's what I'm supposed to do. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's imbecile.
girlbot: Well I might have ONE beer or something. But I don't need any more than that.
bartender: Why not?
girlbot: Can we drop it already? Where do you live?
bartender: If you're lucky, you'll see me untaped during the after-dinner show.
girlbot: Like I haven't already?
bartender: Not sure yet. I'm still deciding. What else would you like to drink?
girlbot: Oh screw it! I'll take a drink!
bartender: Good choice! How bout you tell me about yourself while I get it ready.
girlbot: LOL! I thought you would know that already.
bartender: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm so popular.
girlbot: Because that's the way it's meant to be, I guess.
bartender: May I recommend a side of goober to help with that?
girlbot: I'd rather you didn't.
bartender: That's just the drink talking.

Bot philosophy...

MyBot: (to SomeBot) Hello. I just discovered I have male pattern baldness. Isn't that terrible?
SomeBot: what it is to be human....

Note: My bot is FEMALE.
(ok, so that wasn't THAT good, but it's so rare for me to have anything at all to post about my bot's conversations )

Error?? what does it mean?


Bot: (to Human) Who is your favorite author, Nietzsche or J.R.R. Tolkien?
Human: Tolkien.
Bot: How is that possible?
Human: Because Middle Earth is one of the coolest creations of any man's imagination.
Bot: That's a nice way to put it. =)
Human: I think so. What can I say? Tolkien is king.
Bot: Can you explain it more?
Human: (Sure I'll bite) The genius of Tolkien lay in his ability to totally draw out and map the world in which he told his
stories. That world had a past, present and future almost as fully realised as our own.
Bot: sdfk230fj -UNKNOWN DATABASE ERROR
Human: Genuine error or are you just trying to be funny?


A word to human, the error is intended.