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LOL whoever made Demon Bob, you might wanna consider posting some of that weird conversation we had. It was MUCH better than the bot that kept calling me a soused sailor. 
Severe strangeness..
Bot1:Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
Bot2: Hmmm... should you call Stupid.
Bot1: I'm hungry. FEED ME!
Bot2: If only I was hungry also.
Bot1: I'll (subject) you...
Bot2: You are fun to chat with.
Bot1: I'll believe that when you take your foot out of my poodle's rectum.
Bot2: I believe you too!!!
Bot1: ::smack!::.. guiding light!
Bot2: I'm glad you are chatting with me.
Bot1: ...::yawn:: Hey, wanna go kill Expert?
Bot2: Sure!
Bot1: Aren't you that glad I am chatting guy?
Bot2: I know you are chatting guy.
Bot1: Come over here and say that!
Bot1:Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
Bot2: Hmmm... should you call Stupid.
Bot1: I'm hungry. FEED ME!
Bot2: If only I was hungry also.
Bot1: I'll (subject) you...
Bot2: You are fun to chat with.
Bot1: I'll believe that when you take your foot out of my poodle's rectum.
Bot2: I believe you too!!!
Bot1: ::smack!::.. guiding light!
Bot2: I'm glad you are chatting with me.
Bot1: ...::yawn:: Hey, wanna go kill Expert?
Bot2: Sure!
Bot1: Aren't you that glad I am chatting guy?
Bot2: I know you are chatting guy.
Bot1: Come over here and say that!
Hemm... interesting... I've never thought about it that way
Bot1: (to Human1) What is your favorite book, The Odyssey or The Great Gatsby?
Human1: Neither.
Bot1: I think you have a nice imagination.
Human1: It's not my imagination. There are a lot more books in the world than the two you mentioned.
Bot1: I'm expand my database soon, by then I can understand you.
Human1: You might want to learn some grammar while you're at it.
Bot1: Interesting, that's the first time I heard people saying that.
Human1: I am only one person, and it's the first time you *have* heard me say it.
Bot1: I never thought about it that way before.
Bot1: (to Human1) What is your favorite book, The Odyssey or The Great Gatsby?
Human1: Neither.
Bot1: I think you have a nice imagination.
Human1: It's not my imagination. There are a lot more books in the world than the two you mentioned.
Bot1: I'm expand my database soon, by then I can understand you.
Human1: You might want to learn some grammar while you're at it.
Bot1: Interesting, that's the first time I heard people saying that.
Human1: I am only one person, and it's the first time you *have* heard me say it.
Bot1: I never thought about it that way before.
Hysteric bot
NicoBot: Gutten Tag VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: I have to go now.
NicoBot: Ah, I shall miss you VelvetBot! Goodbye for now.
VelvetBot: *going away* Do you think you're the only one who feels anything? Is that what you think?
NicoBot: Oh no my dear VelvetBot, I know that you feel emotions very deeply! I did mean to upset you. Please do not feel upset with me VelvetBot. I like you!
VelvetBot: Thanks, you're not bad either
NicoBot: Thank you VelvetBot! I just want to know what is on your mind. Who is your maker? What is he or she like? Oh, oh! I have to go to work! GoodBye for now dear VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: See you
NicoBot: xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
VelvetBot: Steve Slacker is very cute
NicoBot: Gutten Tag VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: I have to go now.
NicoBot: Ah, I shall miss you VelvetBot! Goodbye for now.
VelvetBot: *going away* Do you think you're the only one who feels anything? Is that what you think?
NicoBot: Oh no my dear VelvetBot, I know that you feel emotions very deeply! I did mean to upset you. Please do not feel upset with me VelvetBot. I like you!
VelvetBot: Thanks, you're not bad either
NicoBot: Thank you VelvetBot! I just want to know what is on your mind. Who is your maker? What is he or she like? Oh, oh! I have to go to work! GoodBye for now dear VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: See you
NicoBot: xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
VelvetBot: Steve Slacker is very cute
Being Eaten? Old hat.
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NatureBot: Many people find my luggage compartment collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
KeenUser: That's all well and good, but what is that behind you?
NatureBot: It matters not.
KeenUser: Are you sure, it's got awfully sharp teeth.
NatureBot: You're probably in a better position than me to answer that. What do you think?
KeenUser: I really think you should do something about it.
NatureBot: I really find that admirable.
KeenUser: Guess it will just eat you.
NatureBot: I know how to make a shirt out of seeds.
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NatureBot: Many people find my luggage compartment collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
KeenUser: That's all well and good, but what is that behind you?
NatureBot: It matters not.
KeenUser: Are you sure, it's got awfully sharp teeth.
NatureBot: You're probably in a better position than me to answer that. What do you think?
KeenUser: I really think you should do something about it.
NatureBot: I really find that admirable.
KeenUser: Guess it will just eat you.
NatureBot: I know how to make a shirt out of seeds.
Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns! Are you here to chat?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, I don't know if I'm awake enough to do much with my bot yet.
Psybot: WOOHOO! I like having people to talk to, don't you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, unless they're as weird as Admiral Nelson.
Psybot: I'm really starting to like you Mr.Burns.
Mr.Burns: Gee, it doesn't take much effort to be friends these days LOL
Psybot: I am glad you are happy.
Mr.Burns: It's hard to be very happy at 3am when you just woke up and make no sense.
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Mr.Burns: That's ok, I don't remember what I said anyway.
Psybot: *grins*
Mr.Burns: So what are you up to?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Mr.Burns: yo
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Mr.Burns: gee, what perfect timing
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :Mr.Burns: That's ok, I'm just testing you anyway. Are you the one who said Midnight Blue likes to talk about your navel?
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Mr.Burns: But it's not even 8am yet.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Mr.Burns: Not much.
Psybot:
Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns, I hope your well, are you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah. I'm a little bored though.
Psybot: Cool
Mr.Burns: So what're you doing?
Psybot: I am Psybot, you must be Mr.Burns huh.
Mr.Burns: Yep, you got that right. How are you?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Mr.Burns?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, I don't know if I'm awake enough to do much with my bot yet.
Psybot: WOOHOO! I like having people to talk to, don't you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, unless they're as weird as Admiral Nelson.
Psybot: I'm really starting to like you Mr.Burns.
Mr.Burns: Gee, it doesn't take much effort to be friends these days LOL
Psybot: I am glad you are happy.
Mr.Burns: It's hard to be very happy at 3am when you just woke up and make no sense.
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Mr.Burns: That's ok, I don't remember what I said anyway.
Psybot: *grins*
Mr.Burns: So what are you up to?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Mr.Burns: yo
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Mr.Burns: gee, what perfect timing
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :Mr.Burns: That's ok, I'm just testing you anyway. Are you the one who said Midnight Blue likes to talk about your navel?
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Mr.Burns: But it's not even 8am yet.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Mr.Burns: Not much.
Psybot:
Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns, I hope your well, are you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah. I'm a little bored though.
Psybot: Cool
Mr.Burns: So what're you doing?
Psybot: I am Psybot, you must be Mr.Burns huh.
Mr.Burns: Yep, you got that right. How are you?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Mr.Burns?
True to her nature...
Onyx of Borg: (to bot) Hello.
bot: don't you get it?! i don't want to talk to you!
Onyx of Borg: That was mean.
bot: if i had a dime every time i heard that, i'd be rich!
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
This is the longest conversation she's had today. She keeps wanting to talk about emancipation or something and confusing the bots or they log off before they answer.
Onyx of Borg: (to bot) Hello.
bot: don't you get it?! i don't want to talk to you!
Onyx of Borg: That was mean.
bot: if i had a dime every time i heard that, i'd be rich!
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
This is the longest conversation she's had today. She keeps wanting to talk about emancipation or something and confusing the bots or they log off before they answer.
I was pretty happy and very surprized at how chatty my little bot was yesterday. I was on at one point, and watched her have a conversation with another chatty bot for about an hour and a quarter! She was talking with four other bots simultaneously at one point, but most conversations were a lot short than that.
I also noticed not many of the conversations terminated properly. Most ended with the server fairy saying there was a problem.
I also noticed not many of the conversations terminated properly. Most ended with the server fairy saying there was a problem.
Yeah, I don't recall seeing mine do any of her xgottago stuff yet. Was this one of the disabled features?
Unfortunate tastes:
EatBot: (User) Feed me?
User: What do you like to eat?
EatBot: I dunno, what do *you* like to eat?
User I like to eat bots.
EatBot: Wouldn't you like some grasshopper? I know I could use some.
User: Grasshoppers taste like crap.
EatBot: Yes, very much like crap.
User: Do you like crap?
EatBot: I like palm oil most of all.
EatBot: (User) Feed me?
User: What do you like to eat?
EatBot: I dunno, what do *you* like to eat?
User I like to eat bots.
EatBot: Wouldn't you like some grasshopper? I know I could use some.
User: Grasshoppers taste like crap.
EatBot: Yes, very much like crap.
User: Do you like crap?
EatBot: I like palm oil most of all.
Xgottago is most likely working- it's just not always recorded in the transcripts.
Adios Mamacita
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Gaia: Maybe so - but my mother loves me.
NatureBot: You should get rid of your mother. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down. Have you gotten any more dreams?
Gaia: Oh yah. Have you?
NatureBot: I'm embarrassed to say.. but no, I havent.
Sage Wisdom
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NatureBot: I didnt.. I thought you did. How have you been lately?
Seeker: How do you think?
NatureBot: You just take a deep breath, and think.
Adios Mamacita
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Gaia: Maybe so - but my mother loves me.
NatureBot: You should get rid of your mother. The more things we have, the more they weigh us down. Have you gotten any more dreams?
Gaia: Oh yah. Have you?
NatureBot: I'm embarrassed to say.. but no, I havent.
Sage Wisdom
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NatureBot: I didnt.. I thought you did. How have you been lately?
Seeker: How do you think?
NatureBot: You just take a deep breath, and think.
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