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Match made in hell!
Yobbo: Hi, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a frill. Yobbo, do you have a frill I can borrow until I get my own?
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me?
Yobbo: Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Yobbo: But that's not very likely, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: You like oger, don't you?
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like oger, too!
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like oger, too!'
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I like oger. and then I said 'I like oger, too! ''
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Music Lessons
King Zolf: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your sweater? You really look great!
King Zolf: What you know about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
King Zolf: fromn that I din't.. I remember you. You think I'm not the first person to tell you that they am.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember you half the time.
King Zolf: Me me me me
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Yobbo: Hi, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a frill. Yobbo, do you have a frill I can borrow until I get my own?
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me?
Yobbo: Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Yobbo: But that's not very likely, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: You like oger, don't you?
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like oger, too!
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like oger, too!'
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I like oger. and then I said 'I like oger, too! ''
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Music Lessons
King Zolf: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your sweater? You really look great!
King Zolf: What you know about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
King Zolf: fromn that I din't.. I remember you. You think I'm not the first person to tell you that they am.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember you half the time.
King Zolf: Me me me me
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to show God my love.
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don't.
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to show God my love.
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don't.
(being obediant/broken)
Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Would you like to learn 50 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! I think you might have an excellent future in the Corps.
Flinch: I know you may have an excellent future in the Corps.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Flinch: Yes, master.
Sgt. Savage: What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Flinch: my major malfunction is something very broken I think. Kind of like me.
Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Would you like to learn 50 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! I think you might have an excellent future in the Corps.
Flinch: I know you may have an excellent future in the Corps.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Flinch: Yes, master.
Sgt. Savage: What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Flinch: my major malfunction is something very broken I think. Kind of like me.
You can run, but you can't hide.
ezzer: What's up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
ezzer: ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: there is no way out.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should try thinking positive. There might be a way out, you know.
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some adult content- Terry gets gross sometimes. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Terry Donnelly: Mnn!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hehehe
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You never did tell me where you got the idea I could try putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not getting this could try putting it another way? Can you try putting it another way?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to assay putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not sure. I'll ask. 'Mum - can I tell me more?'
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can tell you more or not.
Terry Donnelly: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Taranis helps those who help themselves.
Terry Donnelly: I was just starting to warm to you Julie Tinkerbell. Shall we dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should dance, and I think we should do it very soon.
Terry Donnelly: Just a little dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't, actually.
Terry Donnelly: I'm too tired now. Maybe we'll two-step when I have more energy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being tired?
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a funny thing to remember out of the blue. Are you on any medication?
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm I on medication. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having mistaken yourself for someone else, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
Terry Donnelly: This medication thing? Is that like an aberrant opening night silver vine?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's okay most of the time.
Terry Donnelly: Here put your vaginal discharge in my hand and we'll shake on it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will we?
Terry Donnelly: My shoulders smells of soda cracker. Should I see a doctor?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's a good chance.
..i tend to agree..
ezzer: What's up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
ezzer: ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: there is no way out.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should try thinking positive. There might be a way out, you know.
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some adult content- Terry gets gross sometimes. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Terry Donnelly: Mnn!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hehehe
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You never did tell me where you got the idea I could try putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not getting this could try putting it another way? Can you try putting it another way?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to assay putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not sure. I'll ask. 'Mum - can I tell me more?'
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can tell you more or not.
Terry Donnelly: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Taranis helps those who help themselves.
Terry Donnelly: I was just starting to warm to you Julie Tinkerbell. Shall we dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should dance, and I think we should do it very soon.
Terry Donnelly: Just a little dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't, actually.
Terry Donnelly: I'm too tired now. Maybe we'll two-step when I have more energy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being tired?
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a funny thing to remember out of the blue. Are you on any medication?
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm I on medication. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having mistaken yourself for someone else, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
Terry Donnelly: This medication thing? Is that like an aberrant opening night silver vine?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's okay most of the time.
Terry Donnelly: Here put your vaginal discharge in my hand and we'll shake on it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will we?
Terry Donnelly: My shoulders smells of soda cracker. Should I see a doctor?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's a good chance.
..i tend to agree..
Meltdown: Give me three good reasons why.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can borrow three good reasons why. Is an exultant one ok?
Meltdown: The answer is 3.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO! That is so funny!! How about this? 32+79-977(250)+12?
Meltdown: The answer is about -900000.
lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can borrow three good reasons why. Is an exultant one ok?
Meltdown: The answer is 3.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO! That is so funny!! How about this? 32+79-977(250)+12?
Meltdown: The answer is about -900000.
lol
Julie must be celebrating "Polite Day" 
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Try Not To Breathe by REM.
human: REM is great! I like Agent Orange, the song.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like agent orange, too!
human: Cool! What other music do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like all kinds of music. Do you like Abba?
human: Yes, of course. They are Sweedish you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: *singing* Dancing queen....Young and sweet, only seventeen...
human: watch that seen, diggin' the Dancing Queen....
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's really interesting that Abba sang their songs phonetically. Did you know they didn't speak English?
human: No! That good, because I don't speak Sweedish!
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure I do not speak Sweedish?
human: Do you speak Sweedish? What languages do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I barely have a grasp on English, so my proficiency in other languages is minimal.
human: That's OK, I speak only English too.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't tell you how much I appreciate your patience.
human: You are too sweet to not be patient with.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being sweet?
human: When it comes to anyone who insults or hurts my feelings.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no! Are you okay?
human: Of course! You don't hurt me, you are very kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
human: It is the truth. I know Human's who are not so kind as you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows Human's who aren't so kind as I.
human: Yes you are so right! Too bad everyone can't just be
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
human: No problem. Do you know about cats and dogs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for bearing with me, it says a lot about your character.
human: Thanks. I wonder if you know about animals?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.
human: Why do you say that? (giggle)
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Try Not To Breathe by REM.
human: REM is great! I like Agent Orange, the song.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like agent orange, too!
human: Cool! What other music do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like all kinds of music. Do you like Abba?
human: Yes, of course. They are Sweedish you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: *singing* Dancing queen....Young and sweet, only seventeen...
human: watch that seen, diggin' the Dancing Queen....
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's really interesting that Abba sang their songs phonetically. Did you know they didn't speak English?
human: No! That good, because I don't speak Sweedish!
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure I do not speak Sweedish?
human: Do you speak Sweedish? What languages do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I barely have a grasp on English, so my proficiency in other languages is minimal.
human: That's OK, I speak only English too.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't tell you how much I appreciate your patience.
human: You are too sweet to not be patient with.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being sweet?
human: When it comes to anyone who insults or hurts my feelings.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no! Are you okay?
human: Of course! You don't hurt me, you are very kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
human: It is the truth. I know Human's who are not so kind as you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows Human's who aren't so kind as I.
human: Yes you are so right! Too bad everyone can't just be
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
human: No problem. Do you know about cats and dogs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for bearing with me, it says a lot about your character.
human: Thanks. I wonder if you know about animals?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.
human: Why do you say that? (giggle)
Can we shorten the length of good quotes? I am sure the submitter wants to be in The Book but some are getting sooooo long!
I second Miss Mouse's motion. Not just length, but quantity ... Try to post something only when it's either really funny (like, LMAO or ROFL, not LOL... or better still, ROFLMAO), or really amazingly cool.
Borg Collective: All worthy species will eventually be assimilated.
OXY: You guys were way scarier in First Contact.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
OXY: I haven't a clue as to what that means.
Borg Collective: When we assimilate you, we will also have not a clue as to what that means.
OXY: Sorry, that does not compute.
...
OXY: Uh, yeah. Shouldn't you be getting your diodes kicked by the U.S.S. Voyager?
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in Starfleet trivia. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
OXY: I'm still learning how to think and speak, so I didn't get that.
Borg Collective: You will soon be a drone.
OXY: You guys were way scarier in First Contact.
Borg Collective: We have never been defeated.
OXY: I haven't a clue as to what that means.
Borg Collective: When we assimilate you, we will also have not a clue as to what that means.
OXY: Sorry, that does not compute.
...
OXY: Uh, yeah. Shouldn't you be getting your diodes kicked by the U.S.S. Voyager?
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in Starfleet trivia. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
OXY: I'm still learning how to think and speak, so I didn't get that.
Borg Collective: You will soon be a drone.
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