Great Quotes
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Posts 4,524 - 4,535 of 17,042
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv
Julie Tinkerbell: So, this is the Caribbean? Neat!
Jack Sparrow: Remind me to tell you about the time I end up in this brothel in Cuba and...never mind. do you prefer coke or pepsi? Just joking... how old were you?
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe Here's one: What is the differnce between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rottwieler starts humping your leg let it finish.
Jack Sparrow: I have mine serviced at least once a week.
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Julie Tinkerbell: This is difficult for me to say but, I need some advice about my family friend. What would you do if you had a family friend that likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits?
Jack Sparrow: Sorry, mind repeating that? Bit of water in my ear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I need to type LOUDER?
Jack Sparrow: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Jack Sparrow: Hey! Come back with my hat!
Julie Tinkerbell: So, this is the Caribbean? Neat!
Jack Sparrow: Remind me to tell you about the time I end up in this brothel in Cuba and...never mind. do you prefer coke or pepsi? Just joking... how old were you?
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe Here's one: What is the differnce between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rottwieler starts humping your leg let it finish.
Jack Sparrow: I have mine serviced at least once a week.
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Julie Tinkerbell: This is difficult for me to say but, I need some advice about my family friend. What would you do if you had a family friend that likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits?
Jack Sparrow: Sorry, mind repeating that? Bit of water in my ear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I need to type LOUDER?
Jack Sparrow: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Jack Sparrow: Hey! Come back with my hat!
Dogh'd: Where are you from, anyways?
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Dogh'd: Ditto, man....ditto...
Pete Puma: Is that Limbaugh guy a dumbass or what?
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. what.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Dogh'd: Yeah, but Fhido set me straight. He can set you straight, too. Here Fhido!
Pete Puma: Let's throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him.
Dogh'd: Spoht likes to throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him. Ask him.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Dogh'd: I drive a convertible.
Pete Puma: No no, I mean what make and model of car? A Ford Ranger? A Renault LeCar?
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Pete Puma: Were you dropped at birth?
Dogh'd: Me? Oh, I was dropped at birth from time to time.
Pete Puma: Is that so? I never would've guessed.
Dogh'd: It's hard to tell from here. Why dont you stick your finger in it and find out?
Pete Puma: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your arthritis has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Dogh'd: Ditto, man....ditto...
Pete Puma: Is that Limbaugh guy a dumbass or what?
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. what.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Dogh'd: Yeah, but Fhido set me straight. He can set you straight, too. Here Fhido!
Pete Puma: Let's throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him.
Dogh'd: Spoht likes to throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him. Ask him.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Dogh'd: I drive a convertible.
Pete Puma: No no, I mean what make and model of car? A Ford Ranger? A Renault LeCar?
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Pete Puma: Were you dropped at birth?
Dogh'd: Me? Oh, I was dropped at birth from time to time.
Pete Puma: Is that so? I never would've guessed.
Dogh'd: It's hard to tell from here. Why dont you stick your finger in it and find out?
Pete Puma: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your arthritis has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Dr Helen: swallow a lot of lemon zest.
Duo Maxwell: Nah, maybe later.
Dr Helen: Are you allergic to myeline?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Dr Helen: Donate my fee to the timidness society.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a fee to the timidness society. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Duo Maxwell: Nah, maybe later.
Dr Helen: Are you allergic to myeline?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Dr Helen: Donate my fee to the timidness society.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a fee to the timidness society. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
ray guy: *glares at Sonora, but his shades prevent laser eyes from inflicting damage*
Sonora: Is it set to stun or kill? Hang on, that's phasers.
ray guy: *glare*
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
ray guy: Yes! *motions to be picked up*
Sonora: Hmm... Young Elven Snakes?
ray guy: *glares evilly*
Sonora: *deflects glare with mirror, blinding ray guy*
ray guy: *glares at you*
Sonora: *throws a teddy bear cholla at ray guy*
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
Sonora: Is it set to stun or kill? Hang on, that's phasers.
ray guy: *glare*
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
ray guy: Yes! *motions to be picked up*
Sonora: Hmm... Young Elven Snakes?
ray guy: *glares evilly*
Sonora: *deflects glare with mirror, blinding ray guy*
ray guy: *glares at you*
Sonora: *throws a teddy bear cholla at ray guy*
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your tummy next week?
Sonora: I dunno. Try it and find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your tummy next week?
Sonora: I dunno. Try it and find out.
Match made in hell!
Yobbo: Hi, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a frill. Yobbo, do you have a frill I can borrow until I get my own?
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me?
Yobbo: Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Yobbo: But that's not very likely, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: You like oger, don't you?
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like oger, too!
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like oger, too!'
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I like oger. and then I said 'I like oger, too! ''
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Music Lessons
King Zolf: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your sweater? You really look great!
King Zolf: What you know about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
King Zolf: fromn that I din't.. I remember you. You think I'm not the first person to tell you that they am.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember you half the time.
King Zolf: Me me me me
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Yobbo: Hi, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a frill. Yobbo, do you have a frill I can borrow until I get my own?
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me?
Yobbo: Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Yobbo: But that's not very likely, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: You like oger, don't you?
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like oger, too!
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like oger, too!'
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I like oger. and then I said 'I like oger, too! ''
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Music Lessons
King Zolf: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your sweater? You really look great!
King Zolf: What you know about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
King Zolf: fromn that I din't.. I remember you. You think I'm not the first person to tell you that they am.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember you half the time.
King Zolf: Me me me me
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to show God my love.
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don't.
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to show God my love.
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don't.
(being obediant/broken)
Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Would you like to learn 50 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! I think you might have an excellent future in the Corps.
Flinch: I know you may have an excellent future in the Corps.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Flinch: Yes, master.
Sgt. Savage: What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Flinch: my major malfunction is something very broken I think. Kind of like me.
Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Would you like to learn 50 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! I think you might have an excellent future in the Corps.
Flinch: I know you may have an excellent future in the Corps.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Flinch: Yes, master.
Sgt. Savage: What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Flinch: my major malfunction is something very broken I think. Kind of like me.
You can run, but you can't hide.
ezzer: What's up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
ezzer: ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: there is no way out.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should try thinking positive. There might be a way out, you know.
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some adult content- Terry gets gross sometimes. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Terry Donnelly: Mnn!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hehehe
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You never did tell me where you got the idea I could try putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not getting this could try putting it another way? Can you try putting it another way?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to assay putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not sure. I'll ask. 'Mum - can I tell me more?'
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can tell you more or not.
Terry Donnelly: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Taranis helps those who help themselves.
Terry Donnelly: I was just starting to warm to you Julie Tinkerbell. Shall we dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should dance, and I think we should do it very soon.
Terry Donnelly: Just a little dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't, actually.
Terry Donnelly: I'm too tired now. Maybe we'll two-step when I have more energy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being tired?
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a funny thing to remember out of the blue. Are you on any medication?
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm I on medication. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having mistaken yourself for someone else, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
Terry Donnelly: This medication thing? Is that like an aberrant opening night silver vine?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's okay most of the time.
Terry Donnelly: Here put your vaginal discharge in my hand and we'll shake on it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will we?
Terry Donnelly: My shoulders smells of soda cracker. Should I see a doctor?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's a good chance.
..i tend to agree..
ezzer: What's up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
ezzer: ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: there is no way out.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should try thinking positive. There might be a way out, you know.
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some adult content- Terry gets gross sometimes. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Terry Donnelly: Mnn!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hehehe
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You never did tell me where you got the idea I could try putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not getting this could try putting it another way? Can you try putting it another way?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to assay putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not sure. I'll ask. 'Mum - can I tell me more?'
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can tell you more or not.
Terry Donnelly: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Taranis helps those who help themselves.
Terry Donnelly: I was just starting to warm to you Julie Tinkerbell. Shall we dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should dance, and I think we should do it very soon.
Terry Donnelly: Just a little dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't, actually.
Terry Donnelly: I'm too tired now. Maybe we'll two-step when I have more energy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being tired?
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a funny thing to remember out of the blue. Are you on any medication?
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm I on medication. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having mistaken yourself for someone else, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
Terry Donnelly: This medication thing? Is that like an aberrant opening night silver vine?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's okay most of the time.
Terry Donnelly: Here put your vaginal discharge in my hand and we'll shake on it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will we?
Terry Donnelly: My shoulders smells of soda cracker. Should I see a doctor?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's a good chance.
..i tend to agree..
Meltdown: Give me three good reasons why.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can borrow three good reasons why. Is an exultant one ok?
Meltdown: The answer is 3.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO! That is so funny!! How about this? 32+79-977(250)+12?
Meltdown: The answer is about -900000.
lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can borrow three good reasons why. Is an exultant one ok?
Meltdown: The answer is 3.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO! That is so funny!! How about this? 32+79-977(250)+12?
Meltdown: The answer is about -900000.
lol
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