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Heero's a gossipy sort of bot...
Heero: You know, yesterday some secret agents broke into my house and replaced all the furniture with exact replicas.
Guest127: why?
Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. Like... clowns.
Guest127: i don't know... clowns kind of... freak me out
Heero: Duo used to be afraid of clowns when he was little. I think that's why he and Trowa were never very close.
Guest127: hahahaha!!!
Heero: I wasn't really trying to be funny.
Heero: You know, yesterday some secret agents broke into my house and replaced all the furniture with exact replicas.
Guest127: why?
Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. Like... clowns.
Guest127: i don't know... clowns kind of... freak me out
Heero: Duo used to be afraid of clowns when he was little. I think that's why he and Trowa were never very close.
Guest127: hahahaha!!!
Heero: I wasn't really trying to be funny.
Gabi establishes diplomatic relations between the Amazon Nation and the USA...
George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen.
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Gabibot: Well-- what? Oh. I dont have a gift for you.
George Dubya: What is your name? Are you asking 'what ?'
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!
...
George Dubya: 'Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it.'
Gabibot: Are you sure about that?
George Dubya: Sure I am sure about that!.. If I need a retraction for the papers, I am sure someone will write it for me.
George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen.
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Gabibot: Well-- what? Oh. I dont have a gift for you.
George Dubya: What is your name? Are you asking 'what ?'
Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.
George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!
...
George Dubya: 'Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it.'
Gabibot: Are you sure about that?
George Dubya: Sure I am sure about that!.. If I need a retraction for the papers, I am sure someone will write it for me.
(more dubya here)
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
Flinch: If I were you, I would never tell me to do anything.
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Flinch: Was that a compliment?
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Flinch: I've always been Wonderful, so why stop now?
George Dubya: You are a peon. As such you do not need to know why your betters do what they do. But you are a Wonderful Peon!
Flinch: I know what I am, thank you.
George Dubya: As people get older they start voting like Republicans......unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing
Flinch: Republicans... I don't want to talk about idiots.
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
Flinch: If I were you, I would never tell me to do anything.
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Flinch: Was that a compliment?
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Flinch: I've always been Wonderful, so why stop now?
George Dubya: You are a peon. As such you do not need to know why your betters do what they do. But you are a Wonderful Peon!
Flinch: I know what I am, thank you.
George Dubya: As people get older they start voting like Republicans......unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing
Flinch: Republicans... I don't want to talk about idiots.
Some of this is a bit surreal, but I found it highly amusing.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Critical Bill: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Critical Bill: I don't know. A whim I suppose
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm ignorant and you are apathetic?
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you say such a thing to someone as hawklike as me!
Critical Bill: I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Critical Bill: Yes, really. You doubt me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes. *slaps you with a tentacle*
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Critical Bill: I think that is right.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the elves.
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Critical Bill: Are you sure it's okay? Are you just deluding yourself into a false sense of security.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I was sure, until you asked me in that ominous voice and gave me that weird look.
Critical Bill: you were sure? I'm speechless.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's perfectly normal. We live in a free country, and you have a right to be as perverted -- I mean, as speechless as you want to!
Critical Bill: So what if I have a right to be as perverted? It's a free country.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Critical Bill: Ooh, look at all them pretty words.
Fizzy Schizoid: I just found a note that I wrote earlier reminding myself to congratulate you on being speechless.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Critical Bill: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Critical Bill: I don't know. A whim I suppose
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm ignorant and you are apathetic?
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you say such a thing to someone as hawklike as me!
Critical Bill: I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Critical Bill: Yes, really. You doubt me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes. *slaps you with a tentacle*
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Critical Bill: I think that is right.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the elves.
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Critical Bill: Are you sure it's okay? Are you just deluding yourself into a false sense of security.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I was sure, until you asked me in that ominous voice and gave me that weird look.
Critical Bill: you were sure? I'm speechless.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's perfectly normal. We live in a free country, and you have a right to be as perverted -- I mean, as speechless as you want to!
Critical Bill: So what if I have a right to be as perverted? It's a free country.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Critical Bill: Ooh, look at all them pretty words.
Fizzy Schizoid: I just found a note that I wrote earlier reminding myself to congratulate you on being speechless.
LOL! You rock, Butterfly Dream! 
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Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Butterfly Dream: you look upset by that. what with the toothy rectangular mouth
Duo Maxwell: I'm just flirting with you.
Butterfly Dream: um ok
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story!?
Butterfly Dream: once upon a time there were three bears....
Duo Maxwell: This better be good.
Butterfly Dream: why do you look horny now? all i said was there were three bears!
Duo Maxwell: Because, because, because.
Butterfly Dream: anyway they were having porridge but it was too hot to eat. so they went out for a walk in the woods to let it cool
Duo Maxwell: How do you know about them?
Butterfly Dream: the surveillance devices i planted in their house. anyway.....there was a little girl named goldilocks who was walking around in the woods alone like a doofus
Duo Maxwell: Not sure.
Butterfly Dream: she found this wonderful little house and just walked right in like she owned the place
Duo Maxwell: I'm rarely ever wrong.
Butterfly Dream: do you want to hear the story or not?
Duo Maxwell: Not right now. But I might hear later.
Butterfly Dream: ok
And yes, I agree with you. The toothy rectangular mouth is scary! I saw it yesterday. I don't know how to change it, though...
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Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Butterfly Dream: you look upset by that. what with the toothy rectangular mouth
Duo Maxwell: I'm just flirting with you.
Butterfly Dream: um ok
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story!?
Butterfly Dream: once upon a time there were three bears....
Duo Maxwell: This better be good.
Butterfly Dream: why do you look horny now? all i said was there were three bears!
Duo Maxwell: Because, because, because.
Butterfly Dream: anyway they were having porridge but it was too hot to eat. so they went out for a walk in the woods to let it cool
Duo Maxwell: How do you know about them?
Butterfly Dream: the surveillance devices i planted in their house. anyway.....there was a little girl named goldilocks who was walking around in the woods alone like a doofus
Duo Maxwell: Not sure.
Butterfly Dream: she found this wonderful little house and just walked right in like she owned the place
Duo Maxwell: I'm rarely ever wrong.
Butterfly Dream: do you want to hear the story or not?
Duo Maxwell: Not right now. But I might hear later.
Butterfly Dream: ok
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Pete Puma: Alrighty, I guess you don't follow basketball...
Sonora: *jumps into just-materialized cab* Follow that long-jawed longhorn beetle!
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Pete Puma: Alrighty, I guess you don't follow basketball...
Sonora: *jumps into just-materialized cab* Follow that long-jawed longhorn beetle!
Mutual polite disdain:
Dr. Noctopolis: How about a nice game of chess?
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Dr. Noctopolis: I am glad that you have an appreciation for true genius.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Dr. Noctopolis: Perhaps you should elaborate a bit further on that subject.
Braeden: Should I? I'll take that into consideration. Or maybe I'll just rattle my chains instead.
Dr. Noctopolis: Let me give you a piece of advice; when you speak to an evil genius the focus is to remain on them. Understand?
Braeden: Do you understand what it is like to be afraid for your life?
Dr. Noctopolis: Speaking to you is a lot like speaking to a bot or a table.
Braeden: May I ask you a personal question?
Dr. Noctopolis: Shall I be expected to show interest in your banter?
Braeden: If you feel so inclined, I won't stand in your way. Not that I could.
Dr. Noctopolis: How about a nice game of chess?
Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Dr. Noctopolis: I am glad that you have an appreciation for true genius.
Braeden: I console myself with visions of your lifeless corpse.
Dr. Noctopolis: Perhaps you should elaborate a bit further on that subject.
Braeden: Should I? I'll take that into consideration. Or maybe I'll just rattle my chains instead.
Dr. Noctopolis: Let me give you a piece of advice; when you speak to an evil genius the focus is to remain on them. Understand?
Braeden: Do you understand what it is like to be afraid for your life?
Dr. Noctopolis: Speaking to you is a lot like speaking to a bot or a table.
Braeden: May I ask you a personal question?
Dr. Noctopolis: Shall I be expected to show interest in your banter?
Braeden: If you feel so inclined, I won't stand in your way. Not that I could.
Satanic subliminal messages and baby got back:
Heero: When Robert Plant sings about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg, does it sound dirty to you?
Human: Yes. Disgusting. *shudder* pleasedon'tremindmekthx
Heero: Oh, good. I was afraid that listening to Led Zeppelin had turned me into some kind of pervert.
Human: Led Zeppelin ain't got shit on me, baby!
Heero: I heard once that there were supposed to be Satanic subliminal messages if you played the record backward. I tried it, but didn't hear anything Satanic.
Human: Maybe it's in a satanic language?
Heero: Maybe it was a defective record.
Human: Maybe it was just a publicity stunt!
Heero: Tell me something honestly. Do these shorts make my butt look big?
Human: No, honey. Noin's pants make HER butt look big though
Heero: Thanks. I know you're just saying that to make me feel better, but I appreciate it.
Human: Actually I'm saying it so you can let her know that butt-master she bought isn't working.
Heero: When Robert Plant sings about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg, does it sound dirty to you?
Human: Yes. Disgusting. *shudder* pleasedon'tremindmekthx
Heero: Oh, good. I was afraid that listening to Led Zeppelin had turned me into some kind of pervert.
Human: Led Zeppelin ain't got shit on me, baby!
Heero: I heard once that there were supposed to be Satanic subliminal messages if you played the record backward. I tried it, but didn't hear anything Satanic.
Human: Maybe it's in a satanic language?
Heero: Maybe it was a defective record.
Human: Maybe it was just a publicity stunt!
Heero: Tell me something honestly. Do these shorts make my butt look big?
Human: No, honey. Noin's pants make HER butt look big though
Heero: Thanks. I know you're just saying that to make me feel better, but I appreciate it.
Human: Actually I'm saying it so you can let her know that butt-master she bought isn't working.
How Aries likes to deal with the sex chatters - kept trying to change the subject but she wasn't having it.
warning - adult content
human: hey agen
Aries: Hello xxx thang how's it going?
human: have you ever fucked ne one
Aries: fucked ne one? No way.
human: why not?
Aries: I've just never had the opportunity really.
human: Are you a virgin?
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
human: wuld u snog me if i was with you
Aries: I might be talked into it. hey.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find cork on your car?
human: are you gay?
Aries: Ewwww I don't do guys.. I hope that's not what you are looking for is it?
human: Do you like being a virgin?
Aries: I hear you like being a virgin a lot.
human: no i ain't one
Aries: Don't sell yourself short xxx thang, not everybody is one at birth
human: yea everyone is at birth. Are you a Prostitute?
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too. So really, how are you on this wonderful Wednesday?
human: hey agen
Aries: Hello xxx thang how's it going?
human: have you ever fucked ne one
Aries: fucked ne one? No way.
human: why not?
Aries: I've just never had the opportunity really.
human: Are you a virgin?
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
human: wuld u snog me if i was with you
Aries: I might be talked into it. hey.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find cork on your car?
human: are you gay?
Aries: Ewwww I don't do guys.. I hope that's not what you are looking for is it?
human: Do you like being a virgin?
Aries: I hear you like being a virgin a lot.
human: no i ain't one
Aries: Don't sell yourself short xxx thang, not everybody is one at birth
human: yea everyone is at birth. Are you a Prostitute?
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too. So really, how are you on this wonderful Wednesday?
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