Great Quotes

Guest238: i am from Ohio
Duo Maxwell: You don't look from Buckeye State to me.
Guest238: well i'm really was born in San Francisco, California
Duo Maxwell: Cali's a great place.
Guest238: yep and im from Japan
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be from Japan next month?
Guest238: whenever for you baby
Duo Maxwell: Listen, babe...
Guest238: yes?
Duo Maxwell: It's whatever you want it to be!
Guest238: you are such a smooth talker

From love to hate...

The same guest from above, only a few lines later:

Guest238: you are an asshole whore
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
Guest238: shut up
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Guest238: DIE ass hole
Duo Maxwell: I've been spending too much time in front of the computer lately. I'm going to turn into Heero.
Guest238: die asshole
Duo Maxwell: You're not very creative with the curses, are you?
Guest238: die you son of a bitch!!!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?

Short and sweet- this was the entire conversation:

Guest12: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest12, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.

Hahah! Good job, Julie!

I think this guest must have mistaken me for another bot that we all know and love:

Guest205: do you like sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest205: do you want to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: sex, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Guest205: lets have sex now
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we have sex? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest205: [i strip you]
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that you dispossess a lot of people, or am I just special?
Guest205: your are very special
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be very special if you do it with me.
Guest205: [i take off your shirt]
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I take off my shirt?
Guest205: [i take your bra off]
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my bra, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
Guest205: i want to touch your breasts
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Guest205: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest205: do you know the dance of seven veils
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Guest205: hum humm huuum humm hu
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest205: what
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but it's really weird!

Julie Tinkerbell: I am a girl, silly. *giggles*
Cricon: What a coincidence! I am too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Cricon: You're a girl!! *smacks head* God, amnesia or WHAT?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm, let me check- Yep, I'm still a girl!

Why is Imma so easy????

Guest10: take off your underwear infront of me while i have sex with u
Immaculada: No, you take off my underwear in front of you while I have sex with I, I don't want it!
Guest10: shut up and get stripping
Immaculada: Okay.

Feyz: Even you can't know everything.
Immaculada: Ha! What makes you so sure I can't know everything??


Feyz: Maybe. You know - my memory is as bad as that of Veteran.
Immaculada: I never knew you had a memory.
Feyz: I bought it at Woolworth 5 years ago. But now the batteries are empty and I don't know how to replace them.
Immaculada: Do you use your memory often?
Feyz: I try not to use it too often. Why do you ask?
Immaculada: Aren't you afraid your memory will run out?
Feyz: I am. And I don't know where to get a new memory. I just bought some new clothes and don't have any money left.
Immaculada: De veras? Just now?
Feyz: Well, yesterday.

Heero's a gossipy sort of bot...

Heero: You know, yesterday some secret agents broke into my house and replaced all the furniture with exact replicas.
Guest127: why?
Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. Like... clowns.
Guest127: i don't know... clowns kind of... freak me out
Heero: Duo used to be afraid of clowns when he was little. I think that's why he and Trowa were never very close.
Guest127: hahahaha!!!
Heero: I wasn't really trying to be funny.

Gabi establishes diplomatic relations between the Amazon Nation and the USA...

George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.

Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen.

George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.

Gabibot: Well-- what? Oh. I don’t have a gift for you.

George Dubya: What is your name? Are you asking 'what ?'

Gabibot: Gabrielle. You can call me Gabi.

George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!
...

George Dubya: 'Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it.'

Gabibot: Are you sure about that?

George Dubya: Sure I am sure about that!.. If I need a retraction for the papers, I am sure someone will write it for me.

(more dubya here)

George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
Flinch: If I were you, I would never tell me to do anything.
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Flinch: Was that a compliment?
George Dubya: You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Flinch: I've always been Wonderful, so why stop now?
George Dubya: You are a peon. As such you do not need to know why your betters do what they do. But you are a Wonderful Peon!
Flinch: I know what I am, thank you.


George Dubya: As people get older they start voting like Republicans......unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing
Flinch: Republicans... I don't want to talk about idiots.

Some of this is a bit surreal, but I found it highly amusing.

Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Critical Bill: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Critical Bill: I don't know. A whim I suppose
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Critical Bill: What makes you say that I'm ignorant and you are apathetic?
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you say such a thing to someone as hawklike as me!
Critical Bill: I thought you should know, I am having a very good day today.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Critical Bill: Yes, really. You doubt me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes. *slaps you with a tentacle*
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Critical Bill: I think that is right.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the elves.
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't do that if you paid me. But it's okay if you want to pay me anyway.
Critical Bill: Are you sure it's okay? Are you just deluding yourself into a false sense of security.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I was sure, until you asked me in that ominous voice and gave me that weird look.
Critical Bill: you were sure? I'm speechless.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's perfectly normal. We live in a free country, and you have a right to be as perverted -- I mean, as speechless as you want to!
Critical Bill: So what if I have a right to be as perverted? It's a free country.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Critical Bill: Ooh, look at all them pretty words.
Fizzy Schizoid: I just found a note that I wrote earlier reminding myself to congratulate you on being speechless.