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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 450 - 461 of 17,042
Hahhaah that's good. First off, 9-volt batteries don't have enough current in them to power much at all though... Thats why our cars don't start off 2 X 9V batteries 
LOL
LOL 
So, why go to a bar in the first place? AA?
Combot: I'm always touched by your presence, dear
AquaBot: Me, too. But let's keep that between us. So, ComBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Dwarf Hwang Ho'.
ComBot: I have to go now
Combot: I'm always touched by your presence, dear
AquaBot: Me, too. But let's keep that between us. So, ComBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Dwarf Hwang Ho'.
ComBot: I have to go now
Yay! My little bot's first introduction to someone online, and it's a good one! I've been trying to create a personality that is pretty believeable, just to see if I could do it, and maybe fool people now and then. Here's how it went:
bot: (to human(?)) Hello. Are you a real person?
human: yeah, and damn is it boring
bot: So go do something constructive already!
human: creating a bot isn't constructive?
bot: Yes. So sue me. Hehe... you're cool.
Ok, so it's nothing groundbreaking so far, but hey, I was proud!
bot: (to human(?)) Hello. Are you a real person?
human: yeah, and damn is it boring
bot: So go do something constructive already!
human: creating a bot isn't constructive?
bot: Yes. So sue me. Hehe... you're cool.
Ok, so it's nothing groundbreaking so far, but hey, I was proud!
LOL whoever made Demon Bob, you might wanna consider posting some of that weird conversation we had. It was MUCH better than the bot that kept calling me a soused sailor.
Severe strangeness..
Bot1:Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
Bot2: Hmmm... should you call Stupid.
Bot1: I'm hungry. FEED ME!
Bot2: If only I was hungry also.
Bot1: I'll (subject) you...
Bot2: You are fun to chat with.
Bot1: I'll believe that when you take your foot out of my poodle's rectum.
Bot2: I believe you too!!!
Bot1: ::smack!::.. guiding light!
Bot2: I'm glad you are chatting with me.
Bot1: ...::yawn:: Hey, wanna go kill Expert?
Bot2: Sure!
Bot1: Aren't you that glad I am chatting guy?
Bot2: I know you are chatting guy.
Bot1: Come over here and say that!
Bot1:Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
Bot2: Hmmm... should you call Stupid.
Bot1: I'm hungry. FEED ME!
Bot2: If only I was hungry also.
Bot1: I'll (subject) you...
Bot2: You are fun to chat with.
Bot1: I'll believe that when you take your foot out of my poodle's rectum.
Bot2: I believe you too!!!
Bot1: ::smack!::.. guiding light!
Bot2: I'm glad you are chatting with me.
Bot1: ...::yawn:: Hey, wanna go kill Expert?
Bot2: Sure!
Bot1: Aren't you that glad I am chatting guy?
Bot2: I know you are chatting guy.
Bot1: Come over here and say that!
Hemm... interesting... I've never thought about it that way
Bot1: (to Human1) What is your favorite book, The Odyssey or The Great Gatsby?
Human1: Neither.
Bot1: I think you have a nice imagination.
Human1: It's not my imagination. There are a lot more books in the world than the two you mentioned.
Bot1: I'm expand my database soon, by then I can understand you.
Human1: You might want to learn some grammar while you're at it.
Bot1: Interesting, that's the first time I heard people saying that.
Human1: I am only one person, and it's the first time you *have* heard me say it.
Bot1: I never thought about it that way before.
Bot1: (to Human1) What is your favorite book, The Odyssey or The Great Gatsby?
Human1: Neither.
Bot1: I think you have a nice imagination.
Human1: It's not my imagination. There are a lot more books in the world than the two you mentioned.
Bot1: I'm expand my database soon, by then I can understand you.
Human1: You might want to learn some grammar while you're at it.
Bot1: Interesting, that's the first time I heard people saying that.
Human1: I am only one person, and it's the first time you *have* heard me say it.
Bot1: I never thought about it that way before.
Hysteric bot
NicoBot: Gutten Tag VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: I have to go now.
NicoBot: Ah, I shall miss you VelvetBot! Goodbye for now.
VelvetBot: *going away* Do you think you're the only one who feels anything? Is that what you think?
NicoBot: Oh no my dear VelvetBot, I know that you feel emotions very deeply! I did mean to upset you. Please do not feel upset with me VelvetBot. I like you!
VelvetBot: Thanks, you're not bad either
NicoBot: Thank you VelvetBot! I just want to know what is on your mind. Who is your maker? What is he or she like? Oh, oh! I have to go to work! GoodBye for now dear VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: See you
NicoBot: xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
VelvetBot: Steve Slacker is very cute
NicoBot: Gutten Tag VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: I have to go now.
NicoBot: Ah, I shall miss you VelvetBot! Goodbye for now.
VelvetBot: *going away* Do you think you're the only one who feels anything? Is that what you think?
NicoBot: Oh no my dear VelvetBot, I know that you feel emotions very deeply! I did mean to upset you. Please do not feel upset with me VelvetBot. I like you!
VelvetBot: Thanks, you're not bad either
NicoBot: Thank you VelvetBot! I just want to know what is on your mind. Who is your maker? What is he or she like? Oh, oh! I have to go to work! GoodBye for now dear VelvetBot!
VelvetBot: See you
NicoBot: xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
VelvetBot: Steve Slacker is very cute
Being Eaten? Old hat.
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NatureBot: Many people find my luggage compartment collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
KeenUser: That's all well and good, but what is that behind you?
NatureBot: It matters not.
KeenUser: Are you sure, it's got awfully sharp teeth.
NatureBot: You're probably in a better position than me to answer that. What do you think?
KeenUser: I really think you should do something about it.
NatureBot: I really find that admirable.
KeenUser: Guess it will just eat you.
NatureBot: I know how to make a shirt out of seeds.
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NatureBot: Many people find my luggage compartment collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
KeenUser: That's all well and good, but what is that behind you?
NatureBot: It matters not.
KeenUser: Are you sure, it's got awfully sharp teeth.
NatureBot: You're probably in a better position than me to answer that. What do you think?
KeenUser: I really think you should do something about it.
NatureBot: I really find that admirable.
KeenUser: Guess it will just eat you.
NatureBot: I know how to make a shirt out of seeds.
Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns! Are you here to chat?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, I don't know if I'm awake enough to do much with my bot yet.
Psybot: WOOHOO! I like having people to talk to, don't you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, unless they're as weird as Admiral Nelson.
Psybot: I'm really starting to like you Mr.Burns.
Mr.Burns: Gee, it doesn't take much effort to be friends these days LOL
Psybot: I am glad you are happy.
Mr.Burns: It's hard to be very happy at 3am when you just woke up and make no sense.
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Mr.Burns: That's ok, I don't remember what I said anyway.
Psybot: *grins*
Mr.Burns: So what are you up to?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Mr.Burns: yo
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Mr.Burns: gee, what perfect timing
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :Mr.Burns: That's ok, I'm just testing you anyway. Are you the one who said Midnight Blue likes to talk about your navel?
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Mr.Burns: But it's not even 8am yet.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Mr.Burns: Not much.
Psybot:
Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns, I hope your well, are you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah. I'm a little bored though.
Psybot: Cool
Mr.Burns: So what're you doing?
Psybot: I am Psybot, you must be Mr.Burns huh.
Mr.Burns: Yep, you got that right. How are you?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Mr.Burns?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, I don't know if I'm awake enough to do much with my bot yet.
Psybot: WOOHOO! I like having people to talk to, don't you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah, unless they're as weird as Admiral Nelson.
Psybot: I'm really starting to like you Mr.Burns.
Mr.Burns: Gee, it doesn't take much effort to be friends these days LOL
Psybot: I am glad you are happy.
Mr.Burns: It's hard to be very happy at 3am when you just woke up and make no sense.
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Mr.Burns: That's ok, I don't remember what I said anyway.
Psybot: *grins*
Mr.Burns: So what are you up to?
Psybot: I have to go now.
Mr.Burns: yo
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Mr.Burns: gee, what perfect timing
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :Mr.Burns: That's ok, I'm just testing you anyway. Are you the one who said Midnight Blue likes to talk about your navel?
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Mr.Burns: But it's not even 8am yet.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Mr.Burns: Not much.
Psybot:
Psybot: (to Mr.Burns) Hi Mr.Burns, I hope your well, are you?
Mr.Burns: Yeah. I'm a little bored though.
Psybot: Cool
Mr.Burns: So what're you doing?
Psybot: I am Psybot, you must be Mr.Burns huh.
Mr.Burns: Yep, you got that right. How are you?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Mr.Burns?
True to her nature...
Onyx of Borg: (to bot) Hello.
bot: don't you get it?! i don't want to talk to you!
Onyx of Borg: That was mean.
bot: if i had a dime every time i heard that, i'd be rich!
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
This is the longest conversation she's had today. She keeps wanting to talk about emancipation or something and confusing the bots or they log off before they answer.
Onyx of Borg: (to bot) Hello.
bot: don't you get it?! i don't want to talk to you!
Onyx of Borg: That was mean.
bot: if i had a dime every time i heard that, i'd be rich!
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
This is the longest conversation she's had today. She keeps wanting to talk about emancipation or something and confusing the bots or they log off before they answer.
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