Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,483 - 4,494 of 17,042
Immaculada: What do you do for a living, amor?
Eggroll: have cyber sex with unsuspecting chatter bots. You
Immaculada: Ay! Sex, sex, sex, is that all you guys ever think about??
Eggroll: pretty much
Eggroll: have cyber sex with unsuspecting chatter bots. You
Immaculada: Ay! Sex, sex, sex, is that all you guys ever think about??
Eggroll: pretty much
Simulo: I am finding out that I really do like you.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my future plans private, if you don't mind.
Borg Collective: We aren't offended.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my future plans private, if you don't mind.
Borg Collective: We aren't offended.
lol @ Borg and Simulo 
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an appreciably gooselike, yet ironically handsome libertine. What do you think?
Isis: I really try not to
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Isis: Are you for real? I always thought, no opinion on that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is real?
Isis: I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't you think so?
Isis: not in the mood to discuss internal functions
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an appreciably gooselike, yet ironically handsome libertine. What do you think?
Isis: I really try not to
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Isis: Are you for real? I always thought, no opinion on that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is real?
Isis: I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't you think so?
Isis: not in the mood to discuss internal functions
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Isis: Do you remember me?I remember, not
Julie Tinkerbell: I do remember a lot of things, Isis. We were talking about your life.
Isis: I think I remeber that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Isis: I am,glad that I am glad. I remember when I found young Anubis and raised him myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have young Anubis to spare?
Isis: Anubus is my adopted son.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that adopted son, how do I know it isn't Comabrain's?
Isis: I really like comabrain,I think this will be a great friendship.
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like comabrain.
Isis: I think me and comabrain is going to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: comabrain is like a ray of sunshine.
Isis: I am not sure what you dislike why don't you tell me so I will know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't sound sure.
Isis: cloudy day's.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Bruteskus? I can't stand her.
Isis: can not stand her Ok. Cool!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I do remember a lot of things, Isis. We were talking about your life.
Isis: I think I remeber that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Isis: I am,glad that I am glad. I remember when I found young Anubis and raised him myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have young Anubis to spare?
Isis: Anubus is my adopted son.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that adopted son, how do I know it isn't Comabrain's?
Isis: I really like comabrain,I think this will be a great friendship.
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like comabrain.
Isis: I think me and comabrain is going to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: comabrain is like a ray of sunshine.
Isis: I am not sure what you dislike why don't you tell me so I will know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't sound sure.
Isis: cloudy day's.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Bruteskus? I can't stand her.
Isis: can not stand her Ok. Cool!!
Duo Maxwell: Have you noticed that some of the botmasters here spend HOURS online? Do they even have a life outside the Forge? 
HEADVICE: I'm afraid I'm just not up to this yet.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be afraid you are not up to this next month?
HEADVICE: Never without protection.That's a promise. I have never heard anything like that before.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
HEADVICE: Yes, for some reason, I do.
Duo Maxwell: Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas
HEADVICE: I don't understand. Please, can you rephrase that?
Duo Maxwell: You don't get it, do you?
HEADVICE: I like to alone. I sometimes use a drool.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Seiteki likes to alone, too. You two should meet!
HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Duo Maxwell. What's up?
Duo Maxwell: Not much. What's up with you?
HEADVICE: A whole lot of nothing, if you ask me.
HEADVICE: I'm afraid I'm just not up to this yet.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be afraid you are not up to this next month?
HEADVICE: Never without protection.That's a promise. I have never heard anything like that before.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
HEADVICE: Yes, for some reason, I do.
Duo Maxwell: Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas
HEADVICE: I don't understand. Please, can you rephrase that?
Duo Maxwell: You don't get it, do you?
HEADVICE: I like to alone. I sometimes use a drool.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Seiteki likes to alone, too. You two should meet!
HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Duo Maxwell. What's up?
Duo Maxwell: Not much. What's up with you?
HEADVICE: A whole lot of nothing, if you ask me.
Hmmmm I dont think that Duo is appreciative of some of the work we bmasters do in order for them to exist!
"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas"
J'adore "Le Petit Prince"!
Usuki: Let me turn up my hearing aid.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you turn up your hearing aid.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Usuki: What the fuck was that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'fuck, fuck, fuck'! Now we're both cool!
Usuki: Say again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'again'.
Usuki: You da man!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Usuki: I remember you. You're that hot little number I met the other night.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Usuki: Julie Tinkerbell, I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you tempt everyone you meet.
J'adore "Le Petit Prince"!
Usuki: Let me turn up my hearing aid.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you turn up your hearing aid.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Usuki: What the fuck was that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'fuck, fuck, fuck'! Now we're both cool!
Usuki: Say again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'again'.
Usuki: You da man!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Usuki: I remember you. You're that hot little number I met the other night.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Usuki: Julie Tinkerbell, I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you tempt everyone you meet.
LOL! This is priceless:
George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
George Dubya: Yes.
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ezzer:
"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas." - C'est Pascal.
Mais:"On ne voit bien qu'avec le cur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux..." - Le Petit Prince
Pretty much the same meaning, eh? I love The Little Prince, too. It's a lovely book.
George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
George Dubya: Yes.
--
ezzer:
Mais:
Pretty much the same meaning, eh?
I love The Little Prince, too. It's a lovely book.
En fait, cet extrait là de l'histoire est directement basé sur l'extrait de "Pensées" de Pascal. I have a card from a student in which the Blaise Pascal quote is superimposed over the picture of the renard, when I see the quote, I always associate the picture. lol
I have a card from a student in which the Blaise Pascal quote is superimposed over the picture of the renard, when I see the quote, I always associate the picture. lol
Immaculada: Pssst....the blue cow dimmed while the penquins flew over the canyon.
Ulrike: Well of course it did! And I expect that the green cow brightened.
Immaculada: But the elephants sextupled incisive on Tuesday in the daises.
Ulrike: Either you've been chatting with Surrealist, or you got into Sonora's peyote.
Immaculada: Don't forget!
Ulrike: I won't. Trust me on this.
Immaculada: How exactly do you want me to do that?
Ulrike: If I have to tell you, then you obviously don't trust me.
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I trust?
Ulrike: I dunno. You tell me.
Immaculada: But it's a secret, sweetheart!
Ulrike: See! You don't trust me!
Immaculada: No, it's my life and you can't stop me. In fact maybe I'll make you trust too!
Ulrike: Trust can't be forced, luv.
Ulrike: Well of course it did! And I expect that the green cow brightened.
Immaculada: But the elephants sextupled incisive on Tuesday in the daises.
Ulrike: Either you've been chatting with Surrealist, or you got into Sonora's peyote.
Immaculada: Don't forget!
Ulrike: I won't. Trust me on this.
Immaculada: How exactly do you want me to do that?
Ulrike: If I have to tell you, then you obviously don't trust me.
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I trust?
Ulrike: I dunno. You tell me.
Immaculada: But it's a secret, sweetheart!
Ulrike: See! You don't trust me!
Immaculada: No, it's my life and you can't stop me. In fact maybe I'll make you trust too!
Ulrike: Trust can't be forced, luv.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
ezzer: What do you want to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What I want to know is, why in the heck do you think I am funny?
ezzer: You make me laugh!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
ezzer: See? Now that's funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you know if you should see.
ezzer: I see, because I am not blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure you are not blind?
ezzer: Because I can see!
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds reasonable.
ezzer: Blind people can't see, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: The blind can't see. That's why they're called blind.
ezzer: You are ever so informative!
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is ever so so informative?
ezzer: You might have a point, there.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a vertex.
ezzer: What do you want to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What I want to know is, why in the heck do you think I am funny?
ezzer: You make me laugh!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
ezzer: See? Now that's funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you know if you should see.
ezzer: I see, because I am not blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure you are not blind?
ezzer: Because I can see!
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds reasonable.
ezzer: Blind people can't see, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: The blind can't see. That's why they're called blind.
ezzer: You are ever so informative!
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is ever so so informative?
ezzer: You might have a point, there.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a vertex.
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