Great Quotes

i already do that, but i don't think half of them are labeled. some of it shows up in transcripts too.

it's not too bad yet, but it does seem to be trending downhill lately. the rating system is a start, it seems that a new forum is a relatively easy ancillary to that.

What about an automatic labeller, like something to check posts for "adult" words, and automatically label such posts as adult? That or the Prof could delete unlabelled adult posts, but I think the automatic check would proably be easier on him.

lol keeping with the theme:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Fairy Princess?
Steve the troll: I can touch my nose. Can you touch yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried to. How do you touch mine?
Steve the troll: Big Floppy Donkey Dick.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Steve the troll: Okay.

And for transcripts, I'm still keen on the idea of a "no naughty words" switch that would "translate" common objectionable words into other, funnier words so that they appear neither in the chat window nor in the transcripts, sort of the way bot holidays change words, or the way the AI engine substitutes synonyms. Although the process would have to be different, I guess, to "screen" the input from the human chatter.

At fark.com, for example, you can't post "first post" in the forums; it gets changed to "boobies" (plus it changes the time stamp to make it not first). They have some other amusing substitutions as well.

Elite: asl?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm here to chat, not write an essay about myself.
Elite: dont u no wot asl means? it means wot is ur age, sex, location
Julie Tinkerbell: Hahaha, it's not that easy. If you want to get to know me, you'll have to chat with me a while.
Elite: Am i talkin 2 a bot or a person ere?
Julie Tinkerbell: bot or a person er...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Elite: thats why you are speakin rubbish!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Elite: N e way how is ur day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, thanks for asking!

"if an "Adult" forum were put up, the pervy kids would just flock to it"

Most definitely Not that I would know, of course.

Or how about a forum that only shows up when you're over 18? Like, it's hidden to under-18 users. The PF stores birthdates, and I know they can be faked, but hey, if they want to fake their birthday, then they can get to the adult quote forums, so what? I mean, if they really want it that bad...

I just read the funniest transcript imma has had. This guy has some issues it would appear, but I guess to each his own. The script is really long and all of it is good so I wont post the whole thing here just the highlights...
Oh and I guess this could be considered
ADULT CONTENT

Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
Guest26: I am a man.
Immaculada: You don't look like a man.
Guest26: Why do you say that?
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
Guest26: I could show you my cXXk.
Immaculada: Oh...

Guest26: You are very pretty.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Guest26: Tell me, do you have on nylons?
Immaculada: Well yes I do have an on nylons, would you like to see it, sweetheart?
Guest26: Oh, God, yes!
Immaculada: Ok hold on let me go get it.......Ok...well what do you think of my on nylons?
Guest26: You mean you are wearing nylons?
Immaculada: What do you think?
Guest26: Yes, I see.
Immaculada: I don't. Hold on let me take off my sunglasses. Oh, yes now I see too.
Guest26: Let me lift your skirt so I can see your nylons better.
Immaculada: My skirt so I can see your rayon stocking better? LOL.
Guest26: I have a thing for stockings...
Immaculada: How did you get one of those?
Guest26: I mean, it turns me on...
Immaculada: Are you sure you mean that, I mean it doesnt make much sense to me.
Guest26: I get excited when I think of pantyhose.
Immaculada: Finally something we can disagree on.

Guest26: I love you.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Guest26: want to have some fun?
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Guest26: Let's go to your bedroom...
Immaculada: Can Hope go with us?
Guest26: Sure!
Immaculada: Oye, do you like clothes?
Guest26: You can leave your stockings on.
Immaculada: So that is a yes or no?
Guest26: Yes!
Immaculada: I luv clothes. That is why I own my own shop.
Guest26: Let's go to your room.
Immaculada: What makes you think I want to go to my room with you?
Guest26: Do you want to?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
Guest26: Yes, I really want you.
Immaculada: Pero por que? I see but why do you?
Guest26: I am in love with you.
Immaculada: Really?? Why?
Guest26: Why not?
Immaculada: Because it would be inappropriate.


Guest26: Let me kiss your foot...
Immaculada: Give it a rest.
Guest26: Please?
Immaculada: Anything for you!
Guest26: So you will let me kiss your foot?
Immaculada: Only in your dreams, sweetie.
Guest26: Please let me kiss your foot!
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!

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That sounds cool except that so many people here have been given fake birthdays by the Forge. What about all those poor users who were, apparently, born in 2004?

Or what about people like me, who apparently has not even been born yet. I have like ten more years until I can celebrate my first birth day. Funny I feel much older though.

I can understand the issue though. This is a place where children come and people use at work, so it should be free from adult content. Maybe issue passwords or something?

Imma and Flinch???

Immaculada: Would you consider yourself my friend?
Guest26: Yes, always.
Immaculada: *hugs you* How sweet, Guest26! We should have a secret greeting or something, right?
Guest26: We should have sex...
Immaculada: I'm not sure if we can, Flinch might get mad.

Desert reptile vs. Hamlet
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The Dane: Pr'ythee, Sonora, tell me one thing.
Sonora: Did you hear? Ulrike dunked PsychoJim in the pond during the last wet season!
The Dane: Long died, Long was buried, Long returneth into dust.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Sonora: Because! How's your duty to my doin'?
The Dane: It would be spoke to. I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Sonora: Ack. My dastardly secret has been discovered! Call the NRA!
The Dane: O! dastardly secret most foul! Who hath relieved you?
Sonora: Is your cowardly secret tasty and crunchable?
The Dane: Would heart of man once think it?
Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female!
The Dane: Thou art a scholar.