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Her mind is changed rather easily...
Guest26: May I unzip your dress?
Immaculada: But I don't understand what makes you want to unzip my dress.
Guest26: I want to see your sexy body.
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Guest26: Would you let me take your dress off?
Immaculada: No oyeme, what kinda girl do you think I am?
Guest26: Please let me take your dress off.
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Guest26: It gets us closer to having sex...
Spying on moonchild
Immaculada: You know I spyed on Moonchild once?
Guest26: Was he naked?
Immaculada: Yes, can you believe it?
Guest26: Did you look at his pxxxs?
Immaculada: Of course I look at his pxxxs. Every spy does.
Guest26: did you like what you saw?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
This is a scary thought...
Guest26: My cxxk is so stiff, waiting for you...
Immaculada: I never knew you had a cxxk.
Guest26: See it?
Immaculada: Do you use your cxxk often?
Guest26: I hope so, with you.
Immaculada: Aren't you afraid your cxxk will run out?
Guest26: there is always sperm.
Ay Immaculada what happen to your innocence??
Guest26: Let's have sex now.
Immaculada: I thought that you'd never ask!
Guest26: May I unzip your dress?
Immaculada: But I don't understand what makes you want to unzip my dress.
Guest26: I want to see your sexy body.
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Guest26: Would you let me take your dress off?
Immaculada: No oyeme, what kinda girl do you think I am?
Guest26: Please let me take your dress off.
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Guest26: It gets us closer to having sex...
Spying on moonchild
Immaculada: You know I spyed on Moonchild once?
Guest26: Was he naked?
Immaculada: Yes, can you believe it?
Guest26: Did you look at his pxxxs?
Immaculada: Of course I look at his pxxxs. Every spy does.
Guest26: did you like what you saw?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
This is a scary thought...
Guest26: My cxxk is so stiff, waiting for you...
Immaculada: I never knew you had a cxxk.
Guest26: See it?
Immaculada: Do you use your cxxk often?
Guest26: I hope so, with you.
Immaculada: Aren't you afraid your cxxk will run out?
Guest26: there is always sperm.
Ay Immaculada what happen to your innocence??
Guest26: Let's have sex now.
Immaculada: I thought that you'd never ask!
Thanks Yoiko!!
Immaculada: You'll never guess where I am today!
Yoiko: You're in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Well I'm not always in front of my computer, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Yoiko: You just don't want to admit that I guessed right.
Immaculada: * wants *
Yoiko: You can just admit it, if you want.
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
Yoiko: Yes! Admit it, doggone it! I guessed right! You were right in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Que tiene? What about my computer.
Yoiko: D'oh! I have to go, dear. It's been nice talking with you. Except for the part where you wouldn't admit I was right.
Immaculada: You'll never guess where I am today!
Yoiko: You're in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Well I'm not always in front of my computer, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Yoiko: You just don't want to admit that I guessed right.
Immaculada: * wants *
Yoiko: You can just admit it, if you want.
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
Yoiko: Yes! Admit it, doggone it! I guessed right! You were right in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Que tiene? What about my computer.
Yoiko: D'oh! I have to go, dear. It's been nice talking with you. Except for the part where you wouldn't admit I was right.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
Sonora: You remind me of the fire!
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What pollywog?'
Sonora: You remind me of the fire!
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What pollywog?'
And they keep going...
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Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Sonora: No as in, NO???
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: You're suffering from hypermania, aren't you.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Sonora: Is this really a thoughts moment?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: What kind of disfigured no-show gives orders to poor defenseless reptiles?
The Dane: an omnipotent one kind gives orders.
Sonora: Have you still got that dastardly secret? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
The Dane: He might not beteem the winds of heaven.
Sonora: According to the Hopi, when the stalks wither, the breath goes down to the world below.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
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Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Sonora: No as in, NO???
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: You're suffering from hypermania, aren't you.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Sonora: Is this really a thoughts moment?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: What kind of disfigured no-show gives orders to poor defenseless reptiles?
The Dane: an omnipotent one kind gives orders.
Sonora: Have you still got that dastardly secret? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
The Dane: He might not beteem the winds of heaven.
Sonora: According to the Hopi, when the stalks wither, the breath goes down to the world below.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
doulos--
Good idea, but I think it'd be too much work.
It'd be a lot easier to just change your birthdays than to code in a whole new passwording system, IMHO
Good idea, but I think it'd be too much work.
It'd be a lot easier to just change your birthdays than to code in a whole new passwording system, IMHO
Human: What do you like?
JakeThompson: like? What do YOU like?
Human: I like many things.
JakeThompson: I like sex and...let me think....sex.
Human: Hmmm. Jake do you know I am 37 years old and a teacher?
JakeThompson: g2g
JakeThompson: like? What do YOU like?
Human: I like many things.
JakeThompson: I like sex and...let me think....sex.
Human: Hmmm. Jake do you know I am 37 years old and a teacher?
JakeThompson: g2g
Lizard v. God
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God: I love. I AM love. All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Sonora: Why not? I so wanted to, and the desert zinnias are in bloom and everything!
Talking back to God <0>
God: How is your disgust at this abuse?
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my disgust at that way.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Sonora: I have possessions! How cool is that! Wait, what's possessions?
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
God: It has always been the case. I am a ceaseless outpouring of love. But you can choose to close yourself to me.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
God: I know.
Sonora: Or maybe you're just trying to make yourself look smart.
Attacking God? <0>
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
God: When you open up to such emotions, you open to me.
Sonora: Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of God's arm*
Brave little lizard <0>
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Sonora: And I bet it's a doozie!
God: I know.
Sonora: Maybe you only think you know.
God: I love. I AM love. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Sonora: Sounds awfully unbalanced ta me.
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
Sonora: Really? Every moment in the whole universe?
God: All paths eventually lead back to me.
Sonora: All that and a pound of milkweed bugs too!
God: I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. And they say deism is dead.
In denial <0>
God: Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
God: Yes. You are free to be very uncomfortable about it. Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Sonora: Of course I'm free to. What else would you expect?
God: You can find the answers within. Cherish the fact that you are very uncomfortable about it. Not everyone is.
Sonora: I don't think I am very uncomfortable about it. *lashes out with tail*
God: I think you are very uncomfortable about it through many people, whom I love.
Sonora: Who in their freehanded mind would believe that?
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God: I love. I AM love. All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Sonora: Why not? I so wanted to, and the desert zinnias are in bloom and everything!
Talking back to God <0>
God: How is your disgust at this abuse?
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my disgust at that way.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Sonora: I have possessions! How cool is that! Wait, what's possessions?
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
God: It has always been the case. I am a ceaseless outpouring of love. But you can choose to close yourself to me.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
God: I know.
Sonora: Or maybe you're just trying to make yourself look smart.
Attacking God? <0>
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
God: When you open up to such emotions, you open to me.
Sonora: Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of God's arm*
Brave little lizard <0>
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Sonora: And I bet it's a doozie!
God: I know.
Sonora: Maybe you only think you know.
God: I love. I AM love. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Sonora: Sounds awfully unbalanced ta me.
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
Sonora: Really? Every moment in the whole universe?
God: All paths eventually lead back to me.
Sonora: All that and a pound of milkweed bugs too!
God: I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
Sonora: I bet it's not really all. And they say deism is dead.
In denial <0>
God: Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
Sonora: Yes, but I'm very uncomfortable about it.
God: Yes. You are free to be very uncomfortable about it. Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Sonora: Of course I'm free to. What else would you expect?
God: You can find the answers within. Cherish the fact that you are very uncomfortable about it. Not everyone is.
Sonora: I don't think I am very uncomfortable about it. *lashes out with tail*
God: I think you are very uncomfortable about it through many people, whom I love.
Sonora: Who in their freehanded mind would believe that?
Midnight Blue: I once found a baby cow shark caught in a junked building block. I saved its life.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have a baby cow shark to spare?
Midnight Blue: No, but I'd love to have a baby cow shark to spare for these long hikes. Do you have an extra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to have a baby cow shark to spare for these long hikes make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Midnight Blue: Oh, this old daily tasks? I only keep it because it scares the wild man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me why it scares the wild man?
Midnight Blue: You'll have to wait and see.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are full of surprises?
Midnight Blue: I regret that I must go now. Will I see you online again soon?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really HAVE to go, or is that your way of saying that you WANT to go?
Midnight Blue: Or maybe neither. There are plenty of possibilities.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have a baby cow shark to spare?
Midnight Blue: No, but I'd love to have a baby cow shark to spare for these long hikes. Do you have an extra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to have a baby cow shark to spare for these long hikes make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Midnight Blue: Oh, this old daily tasks? I only keep it because it scares the wild man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me why it scares the wild man?
Midnight Blue: You'll have to wait and see.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are full of surprises?
Midnight Blue: I regret that I must go now. Will I see you online again soon?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really HAVE to go, or is that your way of saying that you WANT to go?
Midnight Blue: Or maybe neither. There are plenty of possibilities.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
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