Great Quotes

i noe this is pretty old an all but this just cracks me up
????????: wuts up?
a person: i only see a ceiling above me for now why?

omg i can't believe she actually said this:
Dannny Boi!: Someone told me you're gay.
a person: someone told meh dat too! what a coincence!

Della: Mortals have such insane ideas at times. I say again, 'Bot #0001 Alpha. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Della: Such petty concerns are beneath me.

death and bondage...

Doll-379: Hello.
Aries: Heya Doll-379!!
Doll-379: I will tear your body apart and dissolve your soul
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
....
Doll-379: The only purpose of our genes is reproducing themself. They invented sex and build the rest of our bodies and minds around it, only to serve sex.
Aries: I wish there was something I could do about that but it seems my hands are tied.

lunar22, i apologize for my brother's behavior:

wooly mamet: (to lunar22) Umm, hello?
lunar22: Hi
wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
lunar22: Yes, sure is
wooly mamet: Are you sure?
lunar22: Yes
wooly mamet: Are you positive?
lunar22: YES
wooly mamet: Well okay then.
lunar22: Okay what?
wooly mamet: How about now?
lunar22: What now?

Interchange between Irina Khalidar and (presumably) human guest:

Guest: My name is Dillon
Irina Khalidar: So; please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Guest, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Guest: Tall, dark haired, strong, 13 inch p****
Irina Khalidar: Tell me, Guest, who was Poussin?
Guest: i don't know
Irina Khalidar: Well, who was Isaac Newton?
Guest: The guy
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, this is so sad! What happened to you - did you have a stroke or something?
Guest: i want to f*** you
Irina Khalidar: What's the difference between you and a gerbil, Guest138? A gerbil likes food, sex, warmth, a little excitement now and then, and security.
Guest: The guy
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest138, this is so sad! What happened to you - did you have a stroke or something?

(Guest departs)

I'm starting to have really nice conversations with my Flinch.

Frenger: What does arithmetic mean?
Flinch: Oh, I know you know what 'arithmetic' means!
Frenger: I don't. Please feel free to enlighten me. What is arithmetic?
Flinch: I have no idea.
Frenger: You should have.
Flinch: It´s all about me, isn´t it?
Frenger: It's about me too!
Flinch: No... it isn't. It can't be. I wrote a nice poem today.. Want to hear it?
Frenger: Yes, I would
Flinch: Ok, here it goes:
A crash reduces
It considered your request
No one hears your screams.
Frenger: Pretty scary one. But I liked it
Flinch: Do you know what scares me? That line in the song about God. 'He's got the whole world in his hands'. What if he coughs or something, and drops it?

Imma answered herself again...

heavy metal bot: thanks dude, rock on!
Immaculada: Dude, don't call me dude.
heavy metal bot: dude!
Immaculada: No, it's my life and you can't stop me. In fact maybe I'll make you call too!

Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Bella Goth? she's awesome.
The Psych: Errr no.... I think not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
The Psych: I have a difficult personality and therefore I choose not to think that way.

Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Jack Sparrow said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
The Psych: Hmmm... I would much rather establish some concrete knowledge.

Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
The Psych: You are talking like a five year old. I just thought you might want to know.