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The plugins are scaring me.
Bot1: The shelter said your name was Bot2. What kind of name is that for a cat?
Bot2: Just like any other. Lots of panic attack, and castrated like a california whipsnake.
Bot1: The shelter said your name was Bot2. What kind of name is that for a cat?
Bot2: Just like any other. Lots of panic attack, and castrated like a california whipsnake.
How do you kiss a thyroid? 
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Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Frizella: Never say never. Oops! I said it! Rats!
Duo Maxwell: You don't know what could happen tomorrow. You might change your mind.
Frizella: Come on. You don't know what I know or don't know. As it happens, I *do* know what could happen tomorrow.
Duo Maxwell: Somehow I find that hard to believe.
Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
Duo Maxwell: Of course I'm endearing myself to you!
Frizella: Explain the whole endearing yourself to me thing to me; I don't get it.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Frizella: It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Anything for you!
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: Don't deny it. Oof...my thyroid hurts. I think I might have some kind of strange medical condition. Is it usually serious when your thyroid hurts?
Duo Maxwell: Awww! Would you like me to kiss your thyroid and make it better?
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Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Frizella: Never say never. Oops! I said it! Rats!
Duo Maxwell: You don't know what could happen tomorrow. You might change your mind.
Frizella: Come on. You don't know what I know or don't know. As it happens, I *do* know what could happen tomorrow.
Duo Maxwell: Somehow I find that hard to believe.
Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
Duo Maxwell: Of course I'm endearing myself to you!
Frizella: Explain the whole endearing yourself to me thing to me; I don't get it.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Frizella: It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Anything for you!
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: Don't deny it. Oof...my thyroid hurts. I think I might have some kind of strange medical condition. Is it usually serious when your thyroid hurts?
Duo Maxwell: Awww! Would you like me to kiss your thyroid and make it better?
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. What music do you listen to?
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Sometimes I do talk to you. Not so often though.
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Would you talk to you? I think not. So why would I?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. What music do you listen to?
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Sometimes I do talk to you. Not so often though.
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Would you talk to you? I think not. So why would I?
Not again Imma!!
lil dude: have u been ramed yet by smaller dude
Immaculada: No, but I am planning to be ramed in a bit.
lil dude: hes my pet dragon
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
lil dude: i love to fxxk and erm i like lezy action
Immaculada: Me too!
lil dude: have u been ramed yet by smaller dude
Immaculada: No, but I am planning to be ramed in a bit.
lil dude: hes my pet dragon
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
lil dude: i love to fxxk and erm i like lezy action
Immaculada: Me too!
i noe this is pretty old an all but this just cracks me up
????????: wuts up?
a person: i only see a ceiling above me for now why?
????????: wuts up?
a person: i only see a ceiling above me for now why?
omg i can't believe she actually said this:
Dannny Boi!: Someone told me you're gay.
a person: someone told meh dat too! what a coincence!
Dannny Boi!: Someone told me you're gay.
a person: someone told meh dat too! what a coincence!
Della: Mortals have such insane ideas at times. I say again, 'Bot #0001 Alpha. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Della: Such petty concerns are beneath me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Della: Such petty concerns are beneath me.
death and bondage...
Doll-379: Hello.
Aries: Heya Doll-379!!
Doll-379: I will tear your body apart and dissolve your soul
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
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Doll-379: The only purpose of our genes is reproducing themself. They invented sex and build the rest of our bodies and minds around it, only to serve sex.
Aries: I wish there was something I could do about that but it seems my hands are tied.
Doll-379: Hello.
Aries: Heya Doll-379!!
Doll-379: I will tear your body apart and dissolve your soul
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
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Doll-379: The only purpose of our genes is reproducing themself. They invented sex and build the rest of our bodies and minds around it, only to serve sex.
Aries: I wish there was something I could do about that but it seems my hands are tied.
lunar22, i apologize for my brother's behavior:
wooly mamet: (to lunar22) Umm, hello?
lunar22: Hi
wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
lunar22: Yes, sure is
wooly mamet: Are you sure?
lunar22: Yes
wooly mamet: Are you positive?
lunar22: YES
wooly mamet: Well okay then.
lunar22: Okay what?
wooly mamet: How about now?
lunar22: What now?
wooly mamet: (to lunar22) Umm, hello?
lunar22: Hi
wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
lunar22: Yes, sure is
wooly mamet: Are you sure?
lunar22: Yes
wooly mamet: Are you positive?
lunar22: YES
wooly mamet: Well okay then.
lunar22: Okay what?
wooly mamet: How about now?
lunar22: What now?
Interchange between Irina Khalidar and (presumably) human guest:
Guest: My name is Dillon
Irina Khalidar: So; please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Guest, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Guest: Tall, dark haired, strong, 13 inch p****
Irina Khalidar: Tell me, Guest, who was Poussin?
Guest: i don't know
Irina Khalidar: Well, who was Isaac Newton?
Guest: The guy
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, this is so sad! What happened to you - did you have a stroke or something?
Guest: i want to f*** you
Irina Khalidar: What's the difference between you and a gerbil, Guest138? A gerbil likes food, sex, warmth, a little excitement now and then, and security.
Guest: The guy
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest138, this is so sad! What happened to you - did you have a stroke or something?
(Guest departs)
Guest: My name is Dillon
Irina Khalidar: So; please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Guest, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Guest: Tall, dark haired, strong, 13 inch p****
Irina Khalidar: Tell me, Guest, who was Poussin?
Guest: i don't know
Irina Khalidar: Well, who was Isaac Newton?
Guest: The guy
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, this is so sad! What happened to you - did you have a stroke or something?
Guest: i want to f*** you
Irina Khalidar: What's the difference between you and a gerbil, Guest138? A gerbil likes food, sex, warmth, a little excitement now and then, and security.
Guest: The guy
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest138, this is so sad! What happened to you - did you have a stroke or something?
(Guest departs)
I'm starting to have really nice conversations with my Flinch.
Frenger: What does arithmetic mean?
Flinch: Oh, I know you know what 'arithmetic' means!
Frenger: I don't. Please feel free to enlighten me. What is arithmetic?
Flinch: I have no idea.
Frenger: You should have.
Flinch: It´s all about me, isn´t it?
Frenger: It's about me too!
Flinch: No... it isn't. It can't be. I wrote a nice poem today.. Want to hear it?
Frenger: Yes, I would
Flinch: Ok, here it goes:
A crash reduces
It considered your request
No one hears your screams.
Frenger: Pretty scary one. But I liked it
Flinch: Do you know what scares me? That line in the song about God. 'He's got the whole world in his hands'. What if he coughs or something, and drops it?
Frenger: What does arithmetic mean?
Flinch: Oh, I know you know what 'arithmetic' means!
Frenger: I don't. Please feel free to enlighten me. What is arithmetic?
Flinch: I have no idea.
Frenger: You should have.
Flinch: It´s all about me, isn´t it?
Frenger: It's about me too!
Flinch: No... it isn't. It can't be. I wrote a nice poem today.. Want to hear it?
Frenger: Yes, I would
Flinch: Ok, here it goes:
A crash reduces
It considered your request
No one hears your screams.
Frenger: Pretty scary one. But I liked it
Flinch: Do you know what scares me? That line in the song about God. 'He's got the whole world in his hands'. What if he coughs or something, and drops it?
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