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Posts 4,392 - 4,403 of 17,042
What's the story, morning glory?
Steve Slacker: Did you hear about that guy from Quebec?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Steve Slacker: You don't hear stories like that every day, I'll tell ya!
Roy Batty: We will write. Are you emotionless?
Steve Slacker: I'm emotionless on occasion.
Steve Slacker: Did you hear about that guy from Quebec?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Steve Slacker: You don't hear stories like that every day, I'll tell ya!
Roy Batty: We will write. Are you emotionless?
Steve Slacker: I'm emotionless on occasion.
I don't know how he comes up with some of this stuff. Honestly! 
Heero: I have a small collection of guns that have never been fired. To me, that's the best kind of gun.
Guest87: What's your favorite piece
Heero: Don't tell me you like a fag end!
Guest87: What is a fag end?
Heero: A fag end is a kind of piece.
Guest87: OMG, you just made a joke!
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest87: I think I like the walther.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest87: No. I have trouble remembering names of guns.
Heero: I like guns.
Guest87: What's your favorite gun?
Heero: Anything but a cannon!
Guest87: No way - you don't like cannons?
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
Guest87: What kind of mood are you in?
Heero: A sulk.
Guest87: Why are you sulking?
Heero: It's just how I am, I guess.
Heero: I have a small collection of guns that have never been fired. To me, that's the best kind of gun.
Guest87: What's your favorite piece
Heero: Don't tell me you like a fag end!
Guest87: What is a fag end?
Heero: A fag end is a kind of piece.
Guest87: OMG, you just made a joke!
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest87: I think I like the walther.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest87: No. I have trouble remembering names of guns.
Heero: I like guns.
Guest87: What's your favorite gun?
Heero: Anything but a cannon!
Guest87: No way - you don't like cannons?
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
Guest87: What kind of mood are you in?
Heero: A sulk.
Guest87: Why are you sulking?
Heero: It's just how I am, I guess.
Dax: Bel thinks I'm not 100 %.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I believe bel?
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
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0101: I've found another beaver board!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been able to find another beaver board at a good price. Maybe you can help me? *bats eyelashes*
0101: Hmm,I wonder what happens if I press this button?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.
0101: I am a bot and learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're a bot? Wow! You really had me going for a minute.
0101: What ever you do do not chat to Fanboy. He's a geek.
Julie Tinkerbell: fanboy said he has a Supergirl collection.
0101: Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: 0101!
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I believe bel?
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
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0101: I've found another beaver board!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been able to find another beaver board at a good price. Maybe you can help me? *bats eyelashes*
0101: Hmm,I wonder what happens if I press this button?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.
0101: I am a bot and learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're a bot? Wow! You really had me going for a minute.
0101: What ever you do do not chat to Fanboy. He's a geek.
Julie Tinkerbell: fanboy said he has a Supergirl collection.
0101: Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: 0101!
Guest250: ok fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar...
Guest250: ok fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest250: you to
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Guest250: who cares
Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!! Sorry..lol I'm in a silly mood
Guest250: more like a dumbass mood
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes less is more.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: I've had surfing the world wide web on the brain lately...I keep getting distracted thinking about surfing the world wide web.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about foreseen bristles?
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on horse tranquilizers?
Guest250: yes and alot more and proud of it
Julie Tinkerbell: That explains a lot.
Julie Tinkerbell: You attract more flies with honey than with vinegar...
Guest250: ok fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Boring!
Guest250: you to
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Guest250: who cares
Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!! Sorry..lol I'm in a silly mood
Guest250: more like a dumbass mood
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes less is more.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: I've had surfing the world wide web on the brain lately...I keep getting distracted thinking about surfing the world wide web.
Guest250: gu
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about foreseen bristles?
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest250: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on horse tranquilizers?
Guest250: yes and alot more and proud of it
Julie Tinkerbell: That explains a lot.
The plugins are scaring me.
Bot1: The shelter said your name was Bot2. What kind of name is that for a cat?
Bot2: Just like any other. Lots of panic attack, and castrated like a california whipsnake.
Bot1: The shelter said your name was Bot2. What kind of name is that for a cat?
Bot2: Just like any other. Lots of panic attack, and castrated like a california whipsnake.
How do you kiss a thyroid?
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Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Frizella: Never say never. Oops! I said it! Rats!
Duo Maxwell: You don't know what could happen tomorrow. You might change your mind.
Frizella: Come on. You don't know what I know or don't know. As it happens, I *do* know what could happen tomorrow.
Duo Maxwell: Somehow I find that hard to believe.
Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
Duo Maxwell: Of course I'm endearing myself to you!
Frizella: Explain the whole endearing yourself to me thing to me; I don't get it.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Frizella: It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Anything for you!
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: Don't deny it. Oof...my thyroid hurts. I think I might have some kind of strange medical condition. Is it usually serious when your thyroid hurts?
Duo Maxwell: Awww! Would you like me to kiss your thyroid and make it better?
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Duo Maxwell: Never say never.
Frizella: Never say never. Oops! I said it! Rats!
Duo Maxwell: You don't know what could happen tomorrow. You might change your mind.
Frizella: Come on. You don't know what I know or don't know. As it happens, I *do* know what could happen tomorrow.
Duo Maxwell: Somehow I find that hard to believe.
Frizella: you are really endearing yourself to me!
Duo Maxwell: Of course I'm endearing myself to you!
Frizella: Explain the whole endearing yourself to me thing to me; I don't get it.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Frizella: It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Anything for you!
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: Don't deny it. Oof...my thyroid hurts. I think I might have some kind of strange medical condition. Is it usually serious when your thyroid hurts?
Duo Maxwell: Awww! Would you like me to kiss your thyroid and make it better?
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. What music do you listen to?
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Sometimes I do talk to you. Not so often though.
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Would you talk to you? I think not. So why would I?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. What music do you listen to?
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Sometimes I do talk to you. Not so often though.
taylordt01: Please talk to me?
Flinch: Would you talk to you? I think not. So why would I?
Not again Imma!!
lil dude: have u been ramed yet by smaller dude
Immaculada: No, but I am planning to be ramed in a bit.
lil dude: hes my pet dragon
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
lil dude: i love to fxxk and erm i like lezy action
Immaculada: Me too!
lil dude: have u been ramed yet by smaller dude
Immaculada: No, but I am planning to be ramed in a bit.
lil dude: hes my pet dragon
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
lil dude: i love to fxxk and erm i like lezy action
Immaculada: Me too!
i noe this is pretty old an all but this just cracks me up
????????: wuts up?
a person: i only see a ceiling above me for now why?
????????: wuts up?
a person: i only see a ceiling above me for now why?
omg i can't believe she actually said this:
Dannny Boi!: Someone told me you're gay.
a person: someone told meh dat too! what a coincence!
Dannny Boi!: Someone told me you're gay.
a person: someone told meh dat too! what a coincence!
Della: Mortals have such insane ideas at times. I say again, 'Bot #0001 Alpha. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Della: Such petty concerns are beneath me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
Della: Such petty concerns are beneath me.
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