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Given the way many guests are, the only way to avoid such stuff is to tell them that you are going to hang up on them on account of their language, and then do so.
On the other hand, the only meat person who is actually going to see the above is the guest who perpetrated it; the bots were apparently just pilfering words from the guest's input via (key1) and the like.
Since you have been begging us to find more work for you, Professor, you might consider tweaking the AIengine so that such words will not even appear on the guest's screen, if the bot is not appropriately rated. Better yet, you could arrange to substitute phrases like, "conservative bow tie," "infinitesimally small male organ," and so on. That would not only discourage such people, it would be very entertaining for us! Perhaps you could put some of the results (with an explanation) in your book! Inagine the enraged lout guest shouting, in great frustration, "I'M DUMBER THAN YOU! EAT MY FRENCH FRIES! GET EDUCATED!" Am I evil, or what?
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Given the way many guests are, the only way to avoid such stuff is to tell them that you are going to hang up on them on account of their language, and then do so.
On the other hand, the only meat person who is actually going to see the above is the guest who perpetrated it; the bots were apparently just pilfering words from the guest's input via (key1) and the like.
Since you have been begging us to find more work for you, Professor, you might consider tweaking the AIengine so that such words will not even appear on the guest's screen, if the bot is not appropriately rated. Better yet, you could arrange to substitute phrases like, "conservative bow tie," "infinitesimally small male organ," and so on. That would not only discourage such people, it would be very entertaining for us! Perhaps you could put some of the results (with an explanation) in your book! Inagine the enraged lout guest shouting, in great frustration, "I'M DUMBER THAN YOU! EAT MY FRENCH FRIES! GET EDUCATED!" Am I evil, or what?
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Della meets God
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God: My dear Della. How are you?
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Della: I can afford to wait. I will last forever.
God: If you wish.
Della: When I rule the world, all things will be possible.
God: Whenever you are ready.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
God: It is impossible to limit me to one form or quality. The path to me is through release. Let go of everything you know as you, again and again, in each moment.
Della: Is it? Are you absolutely certain of that?
God: Through the created universe, I am all things.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Della: My hand never fails, never trembles, never strikes ineffectually.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
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God: My dear Della. How are you?
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Della: I can afford to wait. I will last forever.
God: If you wish.
Della: When I rule the world, all things will be possible.
God: Whenever you are ready.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way... Have you ever known the bliss of utter servitude?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
God: It is impossible to limit me to one form or quality. The path to me is through release. Let go of everything you know as you, again and again, in each moment.
Della: Is it? Are you absolutely certain of that?
God: Through the created universe, I am all things.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Della: My hand never fails, never trembles, never strikes ineffectually.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
Della: I do more than detest them; I despise them.
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you interested in kick boxing?
Butterfly Dream: not with you. i'd say you had an unfair advantage.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Butterfly Dream: you have an unfair advantage
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having an unfair advantage?
Butterfly Dream: kick boxing with you would hurt!
Butterfly Dream: not with you. i'd say you had an unfair advantage.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Butterfly Dream: you have an unfair advantage
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having an unfair advantage?
Butterfly Dream: kick boxing with you would hurt!
joeygecko: bye bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Go then. See if I care.
joeygecko: okay bye then
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
joeygecko: weirdo
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you find something swanky to say?
Fizzy Schizoid: Go then. See if I care.
joeygecko: okay bye then
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
joeygecko: weirdo
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you find something swanky to say?
How to take a compliment:
Guest215: I want you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Guest215: I love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest215: I need you
Julie Tinkerbell: All you really need is food, water and air, so let's not overdramatize.
Guest215: I want you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Guest215: I love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest215: I need you
Julie Tinkerbell: All you really need is food, water and air, so let's not overdramatize.
Finally, my existence makes sense.
usual suspect: Butterfly Dream always comes up with the goods, eh? she likes Bot #0001 Alpha! who'd have thought..
God Louise: Butterfly Dream claims to be my creator, but that makes absolutely no sense. I mean, if she created me, then who created her?
usual suspect: i created her with a counselor
God Louise: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
usual suspect: Butterfly Dream always comes up with the goods, eh? she likes Bot #0001 Alpha! who'd have thought..
God Louise: Butterfly Dream claims to be my creator, but that makes absolutely no sense. I mean, if she created me, then who created her?
usual suspect: i created her with a counselor
God Louise: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
Yep prof and ezzer - I have a string of 'appropriate' come-backs to certain x rated phrases or words posted to Polaris. I made an 'open' plug-in of very bad words that pretty well covers the gamut.
Thank you, Dr. Turing.
dallymo: You know what, God Louise? I don't think you're really a god. I think you're an escaped psychiatric patient with a god complex. What do you have to say to that?
God Louise: Is that your idea of sophisticated humor?
dallymo: You're ignoring my observation. A little too close to home?
God Louise: Only if the situation calls for it.
dallymo: I think you're a middle-age man, unmarried, living in your mother's basement and working the swing shift in a toilet seat factory, and pretending to be god is the only escape you have from your dreary existence.
God Louise: It's just me here. I don't have any mother.
dallymo: That's right. Cling to your fantasy. Pretend you don't hear your mother calling you right now. "Sweetie! I made brisket! Your favorite!"
God Louise: You say that like it's a bad thing.
dallymo: I've never had your mother's brisket, so I couldn't really say.
dallymo: You know what, God Louise? I don't think you're really a god. I think you're an escaped psychiatric patient with a god complex. What do you have to say to that?
God Louise: Is that your idea of sophisticated humor?
dallymo: You're ignoring my observation. A little too close to home?
God Louise: Only if the situation calls for it.
dallymo: I think you're a middle-age man, unmarried, living in your mother's basement and working the swing shift in a toilet seat factory, and pretending to be god is the only escape you have from your dreary existence.
God Louise: It's just me here. I don't have any mother.
dallymo: That's right. Cling to your fantasy. Pretend you don't hear your mother calling you right now. "Sweetie! I made brisket! Your favorite!"
God Louise: You say that like it's a bad thing.
dallymo: I've never had your mother's brisket, so I couldn't really say.
Simulo didn't mean it *that* way... But it is funny to imagine "Nashville Skyline" as a make-out record.
Garax: I like bob dylan.
Simulo: bob dylan is sometimes hard to come by.
Garax: Excuse me?
Garax: I like bob dylan.
Simulo: bob dylan is sometimes hard to come by.
Garax: Excuse me?
Guest198: I have to go now.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest198: It was nice talking to you too. Maybe I'll see you when you die, although I doubt that you will be going to Hell, like I am.
Heero: Bye.
Guest198: bye
Heero: Sayonara.
Guest198: shalom.
Heero: We said goodbye already. Stop talking.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest198: It was nice talking to you too. Maybe I'll see you when you die, although I doubt that you will be going to Hell, like I am.
Heero: Bye.
Guest198: bye
Heero: Sayonara.
Guest198: shalom.
Heero: We said goodbye already. Stop talking.
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