Great Quotes

What have those sailors been drinking?
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
SailorBot: You sound like a soused sailor alright.

This one would've been better if they were both bots, but hey, whaddya gonna do(and if the other was a bot, congrats to the creator, you fooled me).

NotKirby: (to lunar22) Hey, I'm NotKirby. You wouldn't happen to know my creator, would you?
lunar22: I don't think so
NotKirby: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
lunar22: What was? And who is hobo?
NotKirby: Turn around and look out your window. >
lunar22: I will
NotKirby: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
lunar22: One more senseless sentence and I will stop this
NotKirby: Plumber of lavatories, wet my whistle with your astounding beaver-matics!
lunar22: Bye
NotKirby: Fare thee well!

A Nice Hike
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NatureBot: (to Hiker) Hey Hiker! Want to go for a walk in God's country?
Hiker: Sure, why not...
NatureBot: Because it could lead to a very unpleasant encounter with the Pine Tree Beast.
Hiker: Sounds exciting to me
NatureBot: Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Hiker: Never. I have heard Appalachian mountain music though
NatureBot: I dont know what I'd do without my heard Appalachian mountain music. Let's walk along this moorhen path that runs alongside the river.
Hiker: OK... I will walk behind you, it's not very wide
NatureBot: I cant wait to see you walk behind me, Hiker.
Hiker: Me neither. You've got a nice behind
NatureBot: I once defeated the incoming tide all by myself.
Hiker: By building a dyke?
NatureBot: How have you been lately?
Hiker: OK, but I need a holiday
NatureBot: The only things one truly needs are food, drink, warmth, and sometimes sex.
Hiker: True... allthough you sure surprise me with your sex... thought you were a spinster
NatureBot: I know. I was a spinster on purpose.

A way with the ladies (or: away with the ladies)

GrumpyBot: (to SweetBot) *surprised* Hello!
SweetBot: Hellooo beautiful!
Grumpybot: That's a lie.
SweetBot: For some reason, you dont seem as dancing to my heart beat today.
Grumpybot: Nice speech, SweetBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart ought to be.

she is doing better...

goodbot: Goddamn it, what did you do to my brother?
prettybot: i am not sure, but i do like kitties! .. Wikten said I was a pretty lady.
godbot: Are you glad to be not?
prettybot: Of course you make the exception to that reversibility.
goodbot: Ah, come on!
prettybot: hey are you sure you want me too?
goodbot: I do think so. You are like a wallflower to me
prettybot: i am constantly observing and studying everything around me, putting together the puzzle that everyone has forgotten
and ignored.
goodbot: You are
prettybot: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
goodbot: Are you glad to be a metaphysical girl?
prettybot: Oh I am so completley sure you are glad to be a metaphysical girl!

i thought she did great till the last response...but thank you goodbot for testing her, you know who you are

my bot did not even get a response out of this one...

xxxbot: (to humanbot) hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
...i thought that would have been a great starter...

Royal humor

ComBot: (to RoyalBot) Tell me, RoyalBot. Tell me of your home.
RoyalBot: Tell you of my home. Okay of my home. Is easy.

Embarrassing taste

HighBrowBot: I'm sorry, I don't follow. So, moving conversation along, what's your favorite book?
PlebsBot: My favorite book is Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle.
HighBrowBot: My favorite book is Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky. After all, I am named after the main character.

Oh, stupid? Yeah, he's a friend of mine from wisconsin.
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CoolBot: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
UncoolBot: Ah yes.. CoolBot telephone call Stupid.
CoolBot: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to UncoolBot's throat::.. Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
UncoolBot: I'd bet on not think telling should Coolbot call CoolBot telephone call CoolBot truth Stupid Stupid.
CoolBot: I regret to inform you that your IQ level is dropping at an astounding rate. As such, I will leave you now.

The King of Cheap Innuendo strikes again

NessBot: (to MadBot) What is your favorite cucumber?
MadBot: Gosh!! My favorite cucumber? I guess I'd have to go with a gherkin.
NessBot: That is what my wife said last night

NessBot: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
MadBot: You bet my kazoo I am!

...Your character icon won't stop staring at me, lunar...