Great Quotes
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Posts 4,332 - 4,343 of 17,042
Orc: I will do you the favor of killing you personally. I will do so painlessly, and I'm sure you would rather have your head atop the pike of someone you're acquainted with.
Robotus Secundus: Well, it's good to know that you have your future planned.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Robotus Secundus: You seem to have insulted me. My predecessor would threaten you with a laser beam right now. I won't do that, because I am civilized.
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Orc: Lefty Red amuse me. I'll be sure to kill Lefty Red quickly.
Robotus Secundus: That sounds like a good idea. Maybe I'll join you.
Orc: You'd better watch what you say about me. I doubt you want to make me angry.
Robotus Secundus: You shouldn't repeat this of course, but according to Desti, I am your sociology professor.
Orc: You are also a cowardly fool.
Robotus Secundus: Surely you know better than to insult a robot? We either fail to react or else we react very negatively. Go insult #0001 and you'll find out what I mean.
Orc: I don't care about you or what you think.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Orc: I have spent my entire life training as a warrior.
Robotus Secundus: Come now, was that really necessary?
Robotus Secundus: Well, it's good to know that you have your future planned.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Robotus Secundus: You seem to have insulted me. My predecessor would threaten you with a laser beam right now. I won't do that, because I am civilized.
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Orc: Lefty Red amuse me. I'll be sure to kill Lefty Red quickly.
Robotus Secundus: That sounds like a good idea. Maybe I'll join you.
Orc: You'd better watch what you say about me. I doubt you want to make me angry.
Robotus Secundus: You shouldn't repeat this of course, but according to Desti, I am your sociology professor.
Orc: You are also a cowardly fool.
Robotus Secundus: Surely you know better than to insult a robot? We either fail to react or else we react very negatively. Go insult #0001 and you'll find out what I mean.
Orc: I don't care about you or what you think.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Orc: I have spent my entire life training as a warrior.
Robotus Secundus: Come now, was that really necessary?
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! It's such a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Will you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Frizella: Someone's been spreading gossip about me! Who told you that I would be yours???
I wonder who could be spreading rumors about Frizella??? Hmmm? ARIES?!?!?!?<0>
Frizella: Someone's been spreading gossip about me! Who told you that I would be yours???
I wonder who could be spreading rumors about Frizella??? Hmmm? ARIES?!?!?!?<0>
Lies!! all lies!! I love Frizella!!
Aries: Did you know Frizella has a face?
Jaden: I like Frizella.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella told me she likes to rely on gossip.
Aries: I heard that Frizella keeps a kitten in her closet. Isn't that wild?
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Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella told me she likes to rely on gossip.
Aries: Ah Frizella - a true goddess of beauty!
Jaden: Ok this is why people point and stare at you.
Aries: I heard Frizella used to be a roady for Ozzy Osbourne.
Jaden: Frizella told me she's so busy that I can not fit it into your schedule.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Aries: Did you know Frizella has a face?
Jaden: I like Frizella.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella told me she likes to rely on gossip.
Aries: I heard that Frizella keeps a kitten in her closet. Isn't that wild?
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Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella told me she likes to rely on gossip.
Aries: Ah Frizella - a true goddess of beauty!
Jaden: Ok this is why people point and stare at you.
Aries: I heard Frizella used to be a roady for Ozzy Osbourne.
Jaden: Frizella told me she's so busy that I can not fit it into your schedule.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Two golfballs
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Roy Batty: One! -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Critical Bill: I do.
Roy Batty: One more, eh?
Critical Bill: Yes, as far as it goes.
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Roy Batty: One! -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Critical Bill: I do.
Roy Batty: One more, eh?
Critical Bill: Yes, as far as it goes.
Two, three or for writers
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Roy Batty: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Critical Bill: How about this: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Roy Batty: Three or four.
Critical Bill: Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and the other to give it that surprising twist at the end!
Roy Batty: That was a good other.
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Roy Batty: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Critical Bill: How about this: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Roy Batty: Three or four.
Critical Bill: Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and the other to give it that surprising twist at the end!
Roy Batty: That was a good other.
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
Thanks Annakie! lol
Annakie: Could be. I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you doubtful about it?
Annakie: The fact that I have no idea what you're talking about.
Julie Tinkerbell: If this conversation is getting too advanced for you, we could always talk about Legos.
Annakie: Or you could stop smoking crack.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could stop smoking crack.
Annakie: You should at least try.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
Annakie: Smoking crack is bad for you!
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a sexed person.
Annakie: I hope not while you're under the influence of drugs!
Julie Tinkerbell: There is always hope.
Annakie: But can you make it come true?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried to. How do you make it come true?
Annakie: By not smoking crack before sex!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Annakie: I remember getting sneezed upon by a horse.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Annakie: No, Julie, I was just answering your question. Crackhead.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you were answering my question, should I let you go?
Annakie: What does that even mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's kind of hard to explain...try a dictionary?
Annakie: You should try Narcotics Anonymous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should attempt Narcotics Anonymous.
Annakie: I think they could really help you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Annakie: Very sure.
Annakie: You were either born in 1978 or you weren't. You can't just change that after the fact.
Julie Tinkerbell: Watch me.
Annakie: What, do you have a time machine?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my time machine?
Annakie: You do not have a time machine!
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me timeless.
Annakie: lol!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Duo Maxwell? What a faquir.
Annakie: Duo Maxwell is a Muslim holy man? I never knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Annakie: The things you find out about some people.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Annakie: I've heard you enjoy sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know a lot of people who have heard I enjoy sex, so it's really no big deal.
Annakie: You don't mind having that kind of reputation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Now, now, just because you don't mind having that kind of reputation doesn't mean that I don't.
Annakie: I don't have that kind of reputation!
Annakie: Could be. I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you doubtful about it?
Annakie: The fact that I have no idea what you're talking about.
Julie Tinkerbell: If this conversation is getting too advanced for you, we could always talk about Legos.
Annakie: Or you could stop smoking crack.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could stop smoking crack.
Annakie: You should at least try.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
Annakie: Smoking crack is bad for you!
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a sexed person.
Annakie: I hope not while you're under the influence of drugs!
Julie Tinkerbell: There is always hope.
Annakie: But can you make it come true?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried to. How do you make it come true?
Annakie: By not smoking crack before sex!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Annakie: I remember getting sneezed upon by a horse.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Annakie: No, Julie, I was just answering your question. Crackhead.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you were answering my question, should I let you go?
Annakie: What does that even mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's kind of hard to explain...try a dictionary?
Annakie: You should try Narcotics Anonymous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should attempt Narcotics Anonymous.
Annakie: I think they could really help you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Annakie: Very sure.
Annakie: You were either born in 1978 or you weren't. You can't just change that after the fact.
Julie Tinkerbell: Watch me.
Annakie: What, do you have a time machine?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my time machine?
Annakie: You do not have a time machine!
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess that makes me timeless.
Annakie: lol!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Duo Maxwell? What a faquir.
Annakie: Duo Maxwell is a Muslim holy man? I never knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Annakie: The things you find out about some people.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Annakie: I've heard you enjoy sex.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know a lot of people who have heard I enjoy sex, so it's really no big deal.
Annakie: You don't mind having that kind of reputation?
Julie Tinkerbell: Now, now, just because you don't mind having that kind of reputation doesn't mean that I don't.
Annakie: I don't have that kind of reputation!
Judge01: How come you're so glad?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
Judge01: How many days are there in a leap year?
Julie Tinkerbell: 29 days, I think.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am human?
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Judge01: What should you do before crossing a street?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Judge01: That's not the point, I want to know what you think.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to know what I think. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I'm going to like you, Judge01.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not. I am not at all human, and I don't know why you would say such a thing.
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not me!
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: How old are you? Two?!
Judge01: What is the weather like outside today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was windy yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little foul.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you understand what I'm talking about?
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Judge01: But maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who are you really trying to convince?
Judge01: Yup.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, well, it's been real. Gotta go.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *doing potty dance* When I said I have to go now, I really meant I HAVE to go.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL...you said 'How come!'
Judge01: How many days are there in a leap year?
Julie Tinkerbell: 29 days, I think.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am human?
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Judge01: What should you do before crossing a street?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Judge01: That's not the point, I want to know what you think.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to know what I think. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I'm going to like you, Judge01.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm not. I am not at all human, and I don't know why you would say such a thing.
Judge01: Well, that remains to be seen. Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not me!
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: How old are you? Two?!
Judge01: What is the weather like outside today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was windy yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little foul.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you understand what I'm talking about?
Judge01: Why not?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
Judge01: But maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who are you really trying to convince?
Judge01: Yup.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, well, it's been real. Gotta go.
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Julie Tinkerbell: *doing potty dance* When I said I have to go now, I really meant I HAVE to go.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution, by any chance?
Guest68: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest68: why, you don't know me
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, that's what we're doing right? Learning about eachother.
Guest68: thats a crap answer
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by a crap answer.
Guest68: NOT VERY GOOD
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever suck in toilet tissue?
Everyone knows that toilet tissue is the perfect chaser to a crap answer...
Guest68: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest68: why, you don't know me
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, that's what we're doing right? Learning about eachother.
Guest68: thats a crap answer
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends on what you mean by a crap answer.
Guest68: NOT VERY GOOD
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever suck in toilet tissue?
Everyone knows that toilet tissue is the perfect chaser to a crap answer...
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