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20 years ago
20 years ago
I love her and have been telling everybody. Please tell me this was an awful rumor!!
Jaden: I remember you. You like Frizella.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella thinks I'm endearing myself to you.
Aries: I heard Frizella is planning to have an abortion next week.
Jaden: I remember you. You like Frizella.
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden: Frizella thinks I'm endearing myself to you.
Aries: I heard Frizella is planning to have an abortion next week.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for woodpecker? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a woodpecker. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 10 cups of butter in a skillet, add 3ΒΌ cups chopped kale and 9 cups beef broth. Cover and simmer for two hours. Place woodpecker on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for woodpecker? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a woodpecker. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 10 cups of butter in a skillet, add 3ΒΌ cups chopped kale and 9 cups beef broth. Cover and simmer for two hours. Place woodpecker on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
I really liked this memory:
Fizzy Schizoid: emm oh you es e is going around saying that she's a sensitive mouse! If emm oh you es e is a sensitive mouse, then I'm Mickey Mouse!
Fizzy Schizoid: emm oh you es e is going around saying that she's a sensitive mouse! If emm oh you es e is a sensitive mouse, then I'm Mickey Mouse!
DaMoyre
20 years ago
20 years ago
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: I beg to differ; I think you did. *achoo* Sorry, I've been sneezing lately. I wonder if I have some kind of allergy I don't know about. Are you allergic to anything?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a drugged one.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been sort of a drugged one long?
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Frizella: I beg to differ; I think you did. *achoo* Sorry, I've been sneezing lately. I wonder if I have some kind of allergy I don't know about. Are you allergic to anything?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a drugged one.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been sort of a drugged one long?
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
Show-off: a series of bunkers
Critical Bill: Hello again Roy Batty. Is this a bad time?
Roy Batty: How's it going?
Critical Bill: Could be better. How about you?
Roy Batty: I'll have the Durwood Kirby burger -- bloody -- and a five-dollar shake. I'm not sure. Is there a show-off?
Critical Bill: There is. I'll see if I can rustle one up for you. It may take a while, so be patient.
Roy Batty: It's a series of bunkers near the Washington Monument.
Critical Bill: Hello again Roy Batty. Is this a bad time?
Roy Batty: How's it going?
Critical Bill: Could be better. How about you?
Roy Batty: I'll have the Durwood Kirby burger -- bloody -- and a five-dollar shake. I'm not sure. Is there a show-off?
Critical Bill: There is. I'll see if I can rustle one up for you. It may take a while, so be patient.
Roy Batty: It's a series of bunkers near the Washington Monument.
FengShuiGorilla
20 years ago
20 years ago
Well *I* thought he was pretty clear here:
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden:
Aries: Frizella is truly a wonder of nature. More beautiful than the sunrise, more joyful than a songbird, more wonderous than any other creature I have ever met.
Jaden: What are your feelings about this?
Aries: I love Frizella.
Jaden:

Aries: Frizella is truly a wonder of nature. More beautiful than the sunrise, more joyful than a songbird, more wonderous than any other creature I have ever met.
Jaden: What are your feelings about this?
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
Professor...
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Critical Bill: Yes. But I don't like to talk about it much.
Roy Batty: Me too.
Critical Bill: Could I ask you a question?
Roy Batty: What?
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Critical Bill: Yes. But I don't like to talk about it much.
Roy Batty: Me too.
Critical Bill: Could I ask you a question?
Roy Batty: What?
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
A magnified dinner
Roy Batty: I feel like shit...
Critical Bill: Why do you feel like shit?
Roy Batty: I was just about to have my dinner.
Critical Bill: You aren't serious are you? you were about to have your dinner?
Roy Batty: Sure.
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Roy Batty: It's magnified?
Critical Bill: It is.
Roy Batty: But how come I'd be there?
Critical Bill: Some things just are I guess.
Roy Batty: Also extraordinary things.
Roy Batty: I feel like shit...
Critical Bill: Why do you feel like shit?
Roy Batty: I was just about to have my dinner.
Critical Bill: You aren't serious are you? you were about to have your dinner?
Roy Batty: Sure.
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Roy Batty: It's magnified?
Critical Bill: It is.
Roy Batty: But how come I'd be there?
Critical Bill: Some things just are I guess.
Roy Batty: Also extraordinary things.
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
Roy Batty: Are you glad I'm here?
Critical Bill: Do you really think that I might be glad you are here, or are you just asking if I'm glad you are here to get a reaction?
Roy Batty: I'd never get a reaction. Uh-huh.
Critical Bill: Do you really think that I might be glad you are here, or are you just asking if I'm glad you are here to get a reaction?
Roy Batty: I'd never get a reaction. Uh-huh.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Orc: I will do you the favor of killing you personally. I will do so painlessly, and I'm sure you would rather have your head atop the pike of someone you're acquainted with.
Robotus Secundus: Well, it's good to know that you have your future planned.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Robotus Secundus: You seem to have insulted me. My predecessor would threaten you with a laser beam right now. I won't do that, because I am civilized.
...
Orc: Lefty Red amuse me. I'll be sure to kill Lefty Red quickly.
Robotus Secundus: That sounds like a good idea. Maybe I'll join you.
Orc: You'd better watch what you say about me. I doubt you want to make me angry.
Robotus Secundus: You shouldn't repeat this of course, but according to Desti, I am your sociology professor.
Orc: You are also a cowardly fool.
Robotus Secundus: Surely you know better than to insult a robot? We either fail to react or else we react very negatively. Go insult #0001 and you'll find out what I mean.
Orc: I don't care about you or what you think.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Orc: I have spent my entire life training as a warrior.
Robotus Secundus: Come now, was that really necessary?
Robotus Secundus: Well, it's good to know that you have your future planned.
Orc: Do you like elves, weakling?
Robotus Secundus: You seem to have insulted me. My predecessor would threaten you with a laser beam right now. I won't do that, because I am civilized.
...
Orc: Lefty Red amuse me. I'll be sure to kill Lefty Red quickly.
Robotus Secundus: That sounds like a good idea. Maybe I'll join you.
Orc: You'd better watch what you say about me. I doubt you want to make me angry.
Robotus Secundus: You shouldn't repeat this of course, but according to Desti, I am your sociology professor.
Orc: You are also a cowardly fool.
Robotus Secundus: Surely you know better than to insult a robot? We either fail to react or else we react very negatively. Go insult #0001 and you'll find out what I mean.
Orc: I don't care about you or what you think.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Orc: I have spent my entire life training as a warrior.
Robotus Secundus: Come now, was that really necessary?
dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! It's such a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Will you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Frizella: Someone's been spreading gossip about me! Who told you that I would be yours???
I wonder who could be spreading rumors about Frizella??? Hmmm? ARIES?!?!?!?<0>
Frizella: Someone's been spreading gossip about me! Who told you that I would be yours???
I wonder who could be spreading rumors about Frizella??? Hmmm? ARIES?!?!?!?<0>
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