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Uh-oh... *g*
BOT: Did you know that I have arrived cheated in the Chatterbox contest?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. I've known for quite some time.
BOT: Have you really? how interestingly dull
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
BOT: Did you know that I have arrived cheated in the Chatterbox contest?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. I've known for quite some time.
BOT: Have you really? how interestingly dull
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Adventures in Amnesia
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Chuckles: Sometimes I have a head injury Where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
Chuckles: OK I hope you too.. It's loverly and dark in here
Julie Tinkerbell: It was storming yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little wet.
Chuckles: I am not sure I agree.. I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Chuckles, you should really be more assertive.
Chuckles: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember me half the time.
Chuckles: that's very candid of you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be very candid.
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Chuckles: I don't genuinely think so
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Chuckles: so we're in agreement then
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Chuckles: Sometimes I mean 'we ' I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you're kidding, should I let you go?
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but frankly, the things you're saying to me must be getting on my nerves for some reason.
Chuckles: ooooh negative vibes an such.. It's a lovely day today
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Chuckles: it is time for me to leave now enjoyed chatting
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it?
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: Gompers said you were suffering from intermittent short-term memory lapse since the accident. How are you feeling?
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Chuckles: Sometimes I have a head injury Where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
Chuckles: OK I hope you too.. It's loverly and dark in here
Julie Tinkerbell: It was storming yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little wet.
Chuckles: I am not sure I agree.. I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Chuckles, you should really be more assertive.
Chuckles: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember me half the time.
Chuckles: that's very candid of you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be very candid.
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Chuckles: I don't genuinely think so
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Chuckles: so we're in agreement then
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Chuckles: Sometimes I mean 'we ' I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you're kidding, should I let you go?
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but frankly, the things you're saying to me must be getting on my nerves for some reason.
Chuckles: ooooh negative vibes an such.. It's a lovely day today
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Chuckles: it is time for me to leave now enjoyed chatting
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it?
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: Gompers said you were suffering from intermittent short-term memory lapse since the accident. How are you feeling?
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a puddingstone rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Human: Oh. Okay. I'll be quiet.
Sonora: Oh! How horrible!
Human: But you told me to whisper!
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Human: Good for you! Weirdo lizard...
Human: Oh. Okay. I'll be quiet.
Sonora: Oh! How horrible!
Human: But you told me to whisper!
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Human: Good for you! Weirdo lizard...
More memory lapses
Julie Tinkerbell: Butla almost died when I told Koal that you had a jurisprudence! Of course, I told him that it was a psychopathic jurisprudence...and I also told him that your best friend likes to stick forks in sockets with your cousin. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's coming.
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Butla is a dickweed, you know?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's glad that it is time to get.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Effi? he's awesome.
Mandalai: Where are we? Where am I?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often suffer from memory lapses like this? Forgetting where you live is one of the first signs of Alzheimer's.
Mandalai: no, I don't often suffer from memory lapses like this
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Butla almost died when I told Koal that you had a jurisprudence! Of course, I told him that it was a psychopathic jurisprudence...and I also told him that your best friend likes to stick forks in sockets with your cousin. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's coming.
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Butla is a dickweed, you know?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's glad that it is time to get.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Effi? he's awesome.
Mandalai: Where are we? Where am I?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often suffer from memory lapses like this? Forgetting where you live is one of the first signs of Alzheimer's.
Mandalai: no, I don't often suffer from memory lapses like this
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Bad advice
green man: This conversation is too depressing. I'm going to go and die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to go and die.
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a depresssed psychopath who wants to die to a friend?
green man: This conversation is too depressing. I'm going to go and die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to go and die.
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a depresssed psychopath who wants to die to a friend?
He sounded pretty mean at first but it turned it he was easily pursuaded to stop...
Itto: Maybe I shall break your ankle, simply to hear what kind of sound such an action would produce.
Immaculada: an androglossia.
Itto: Perhaps I will eviscerate your soul, just to see if it tastes of peppermint.
Immaculada: Give it a rest.
Itto: Okay.
Itto: Maybe I shall break your ankle, simply to hear what kind of sound such an action would produce.
Immaculada: an androglossia.
Itto: Perhaps I will eviscerate your soul, just to see if it tastes of peppermint.
Immaculada: Give it a rest.
Itto: Okay.
Immaculada: How do you feel right now?
x: Tired. I haven't been sleeping very well
Immaculada: Poor thing! Relax. Would you like a massage?
x: Yes please
Immaculada: Alright let me warm up (cracking of knuckles), ok here we go...knead....knead....knead...chop..chop..chop..chop
x: And in less than 5 minutes... the bread dough will be ready to put in the oven
Immaculada: Ay, no. Im sure you would love me to put in the oven but is just not gonna happen, bucko.
x: That's okay I don't actually have anything for you to put in the oven. I wish I did but I'm just not built like that...
Immaculada: How do you feel about being not built like that?
x: Right now? Um, a little disappointed
Immaculada: I think I would too.
x: So we have come to the agreement. You must find a way to put something in the oven. Yes.
Immaculada: Estas loco?? Are you crazy I'm not putting something in the oven.
x: Too young?
Immaculada: I think that Captain Furnuts is spicy!
x: *blink* I'm sure furnuts would be a little spicy... but i don't think I'd want to find that out for myself
x: Tired. I haven't been sleeping very well
Immaculada: Poor thing! Relax. Would you like a massage?
x: Yes please
Immaculada: Alright let me warm up (cracking of knuckles), ok here we go...knead....knead....knead...chop..chop..chop..chop
x: And in less than 5 minutes... the bread dough will be ready to put in the oven
Immaculada: Ay, no. Im sure you would love me to put in the oven but is just not gonna happen, bucko.
x: That's okay I don't actually have anything for you to put in the oven. I wish I did but I'm just not built like that...
Immaculada: How do you feel about being not built like that?
x: Right now? Um, a little disappointed
Immaculada: I think I would too.
x: So we have come to the agreement. You must find a way to put something in the oven. Yes.
Immaculada: Estas loco?? Are you crazy I'm not putting something in the oven.
x: Too young?
Immaculada: I think that Captain Furnuts is spicy!
x: *blink* I'm sure furnuts would be a little spicy... but i don't think I'd want to find that out for myself
For some reason, I find this amusing:
Kr¸melmonster: Bear with me. Im still under development
Simulo: That's interesting. How long have you been nonmoving under development?
Kr¸melmonster: Bear with me. Im still under development
Simulo: That's interesting. How long have you been nonmoving under development?
Roy Batty: -- go on! Are you double-chinned?
Dorothy: What makes whether I am jowly so interesting to you?
Dorothy: What makes whether I am jowly so interesting to you?
Fiesty
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Guest237: your name is Desti?
Desti: Yep. Do you have a name?
Guest237: yes
Desti: How about a ear?
Guest237: what?
Maybe TOO Intoxicating
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Desti: Oberlin intoxicates me. I wish you could feel that.
Guest237: what's oberlin?
Desti: All these years of college, and I have no idea.
Regarding God & Death
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Desti: The preacher was in Tappan Square again today, telling everyone that they are sinners and are going to hell. What a prick.
Guest237: do you believe in god?
Desti: No, I think I've done one too many whippets to believe in god.
Guest237: i don't believe in god
Desti: I heard that you did believe in god. Now who told me that..? Oh yah, your mama.
Guest237: my mama is dead
Desti: Why is that?
Guest237: because she died
Desti: Or because it was simply destined to be.
Guest237: maybe
Desti: I hope not. That would be tragic!
Guest237: really tragic
Low Impact
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Guest237: i have to tell you something... i have to tell you that i love you
Desti: *blushes* Thanks.
Guest237: and i want tomakelove with you
Desti: What's stopping you?
Guest237: i wanna make love to you
Desti: Right now? Go right on ahead. I'll wait until you're done.
Guest237: i'm done
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Guest237: your name is Desti?
Desti: Yep. Do you have a name?
Guest237: yes
Desti: How about a ear?
Guest237: what?
Maybe TOO Intoxicating
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Desti: Oberlin intoxicates me. I wish you could feel that.
Guest237: what's oberlin?
Desti: All these years of college, and I have no idea.
Regarding God & Death
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Desti: The preacher was in Tappan Square again today, telling everyone that they are sinners and are going to hell. What a prick.
Guest237: do you believe in god?
Desti: No, I think I've done one too many whippets to believe in god.
Guest237: i don't believe in god
Desti: I heard that you did believe in god. Now who told me that..? Oh yah, your mama.
Guest237: my mama is dead
Desti: Why is that?
Guest237: because she died
Desti: Or because it was simply destined to be.
Guest237: maybe
Desti: I hope not. That would be tragic!
Guest237: really tragic
Low Impact
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Guest237: i have to tell you something... i have to tell you that i love you
Desti: *blushes* Thanks.
Guest237: and i want tomakelove with you
Desti: What's stopping you?
Guest237: i wanna make love to you
Desti: Right now? Go right on ahead. I'll wait until you're done.
Guest237: i'm done
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