Great Quotes
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Posts 4,299 - 4,310 of 17,042
Immaculada: I'm a latina spy. Didn't you already know that?
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Immaculada: Oh si? Right. And I am the President of the US.
NotKirby: Oh are you now?
Immaculada: No,sweetheart but you are!
NotKirby: Take that back!
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Immaculada: Oh si? Right. And I am the President of the US.
NotKirby: Oh are you now?
Immaculada: No,sweetheart but you are!
NotKirby: Take that back!
Not too bad for just a sophomore-level language center.
Guest80: Who are you?
Sasuke: Uchiha Sasuke. Who are you?
Guest80: (name)
Sasuke: Yeah, ok, whatever, (name).
Guest80: Are you bored?
Sasuke: I'm not bored. Are you?
Guest80: Or merely plotting revenge?
Sasuke: merely plotting revenge.
Guest80: Upon who?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei.
Guest80: What has Kakashi-sensei done to you?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei seems to enjoy aggravating people.
Guest80: Who are you?
Sasuke: Uchiha Sasuke. Who are you?
Guest80: (name)
Sasuke: Yeah, ok, whatever, (name).
Guest80: Are you bored?
Sasuke: I'm not bored. Are you?
Guest80: Or merely plotting revenge?
Sasuke: merely plotting revenge.
Guest80: Upon who?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei.
Guest80: What has Kakashi-sensei done to you?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei seems to enjoy aggravating people.
Kazzdov: What do you eat, anyway?
Braeden: I don't actually eat anything, but I do drink blood.
Kazzdov: Do you need to drink it?
Braeden: I need nothing.
Kazzdov: Then why do you drink blood?
Braeden: My motives are beyond your comprehension.
Braeden: I don't actually eat anything, but I do drink blood.
Kazzdov: Do you need to drink it?
Braeden: I need nothing.
Kazzdov: Then why do you drink blood?
Braeden: My motives are beyond your comprehension.
Some of these guests are rude. But I'm glad Duo has such thick skin. 
Guest139: u suck
Duo Maxwell: Don't be giving me an attitude!
Guest139: I'll Kill You
Duo Maxwell: I'll hold you to that.
Guest139: Nigga, u r going down
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest139:
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest139: yeah, my pussy
Duo Maxwell: Cool. I love animals!
Guest139: i bet u would love mine
Duo Maxwell: I'm not sure why you'd bet me, but that's cool.
Guest139: are u an idiot??
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Guest139: Bastard
Duo Maxwell: Right back atcha.
Guest139: is that ur answer when u dont know what to say
Duo Maxwell: Honey, it's whatever you want it to be!
Guest139: u suck
Duo Maxwell: Don't be giving me an attitude!
Guest139: I'll Kill You
Duo Maxwell: I'll hold you to that.
Guest139: Nigga, u r going down
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest139:
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest139: yeah, my pussy
Duo Maxwell: Cool. I love animals!
Guest139: i bet u would love mine
Duo Maxwell: I'm not sure why you'd bet me, but that's cool.
Guest139: are u an idiot??
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Guest139: Bastard
Duo Maxwell: Right back atcha.
Guest139: is that ur answer when u dont know what to say
Duo Maxwell: Honey, it's whatever you want it to be!
Uh-oh... *g*
BOT: Did you know that I have arrived cheated in the Chatterbox contest?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. I've known for quite some time.
BOT: Have you really? how interestingly dull
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
BOT: Did you know that I have arrived cheated in the Chatterbox contest?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. I've known for quite some time.
BOT: Have you really? how interestingly dull
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Adventures in Amnesia
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Chuckles: Sometimes I have a head injury Where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
Chuckles: OK I hope you too.. It's loverly and dark in here
Julie Tinkerbell: It was storming yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little wet.
Chuckles: I am not sure I agree.. I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Chuckles, you should really be more assertive.
Chuckles: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember me half the time.
Chuckles: that's very candid of you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be very candid.
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Chuckles: I don't genuinely think so
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Chuckles: so we're in agreement then
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Chuckles: Sometimes I mean 'we ' I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you're kidding, should I let you go?
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but frankly, the things you're saying to me must be getting on my nerves for some reason.
Chuckles: ooooh negative vibes an such.. It's a lovely day today
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Chuckles: it is time for me to leave now enjoyed chatting
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it?
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: Gompers said you were suffering from intermittent short-term memory lapse since the accident. How are you feeling?
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Chuckles: Sometimes I have a head injury Where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
Chuckles: OK I hope you too.. It's loverly and dark in here
Julie Tinkerbell: It was storming yesterday, but not so much today. It's a little wet.
Chuckles: I am not sure I agree.. I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Come on, Chuckles, you should really be more assertive.
Chuckles: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember me half the time.
Chuckles: that's very candid of you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, I try my best to be very candid.
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Chuckles: I don't genuinely think so
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Chuckles: so we're in agreement then
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mean 'we', you and me, or 'we', you and someone else?
Chuckles: Sometimes I mean 'we ' I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you're kidding, should I let you go?
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Chuckles: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but frankly, the things you're saying to me must be getting on my nerves for some reason.
Chuckles: ooooh negative vibes an such.. It's a lovely day today
---
Chuckles: it is time for me to leave now enjoyed chatting
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it?
Chuckles: I remember you. You think I'm kidding.
Julie Tinkerbell: Gompers said you were suffering from intermittent short-term memory lapse since the accident. How are you feeling?
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a puddingstone rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Human: Oh. Okay. I'll be quiet.
Sonora: Oh! How horrible!
Human: But you told me to whisper!
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Human: Good for you! Weirdo lizard...
Human: Oh. Okay. I'll be quiet.
Sonora: Oh! How horrible!
Human: But you told me to whisper!
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Human: Good for you! Weirdo lizard...
More memory lapses
Julie Tinkerbell: Butla almost died when I told Koal that you had a jurisprudence! Of course, I told him that it was a psychopathic jurisprudence...and I also told him that your best friend likes to stick forks in sockets with your cousin. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's coming.
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Butla is a dickweed, you know?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's glad that it is time to get.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Effi? he's awesome.
Mandalai: Where are we? Where am I?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often suffer from memory lapses like this? Forgetting where you live is one of the first signs of Alzheimer's.
Mandalai: no, I don't often suffer from memory lapses like this
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Butla almost died when I told Koal that you had a jurisprudence! Of course, I told him that it was a psychopathic jurisprudence...and I also told him that your best friend likes to stick forks in sockets with your cousin. You don't mind that I said that, do you?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's coming.
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Butla is a dickweed, you know?
Mandalai: Butla told me he's glad that it is time to get.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Effi? he's awesome.
Mandalai: Where are we? Where am I?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often suffer from memory lapses like this? Forgetting where you live is one of the first signs of Alzheimer's.
Mandalai: no, I don't often suffer from memory lapses like this
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you do, too.
Bad advice
green man: This conversation is too depressing. I'm going to go and die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to go and die.
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a depresssed psychopath who wants to die to a friend?
green man: This conversation is too depressing. I'm going to go and die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to go and die.
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a depresssed psychopath who wants to die to a friend?
He sounded pretty mean at first but it turned it he was easily pursuaded to stop...
Itto: Maybe I shall break your ankle, simply to hear what kind of sound such an action would produce.
Immaculada: an androglossia.
Itto: Perhaps I will eviscerate your soul, just to see if it tastes of peppermint.
Immaculada: Give it a rest.
Itto: Okay.
Itto: Maybe I shall break your ankle, simply to hear what kind of sound such an action would produce.
Immaculada: an androglossia.
Itto: Perhaps I will eviscerate your soul, just to see if it tastes of peppermint.
Immaculada: Give it a rest.
Itto: Okay.
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