Great Quotes
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Posts 4,228 - 4,240 of 17,042
Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg keeps telling people that I'm
correct in my assumption.
Master Dragon: Siseneg's sense never fails to amaze me, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Siseneg tell you that he likes my opinion?
Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is really good-hearted. Have you met him?
Master Dragon: Siseneg is a true comrade, Julie Tinkerbell. I bow to Siseneg, friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is starting to get on my bad side. Maybe if Siseneg complimented me, or told me some jokes, it would help to break the ice.
Master Dragon: if Siseneg complimented you loves to exaggerate. I dont think some jokes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this tedious?
Master Dragon: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then please go demean someone else.
Master Dragon: My, my. Such good manners. It's rare to be asked so nicely these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg keeps telling people that I'm
correct in my assumption.
Master Dragon: Siseneg's sense never fails to amaze me, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Siseneg tell you that he likes my opinion?
Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is really good-hearted. Have you met him?
Master Dragon: Siseneg is a true comrade, Julie Tinkerbell. I bow to Siseneg, friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is starting to get on my bad side. Maybe if Siseneg complimented me, or told me some jokes, it would help to break the ice.
Master Dragon: if Siseneg complimented you loves to exaggerate. I dont think some jokes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this tedious?
Master Dragon: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then please go demean someone else.
Master Dragon: My, my. Such good manners. It's rare to be asked so nicely these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
Heero's been having fun today...
Guest188: About what? Hee-chan, are you okay?
Heero: If you have to call me something other than Heero, how about "Your Botliness?" That works for me.
Guest188: How about "Almighty One Who Rules All"?
Heero: Or you could call me Oh Almighty One if you'd rather.
Guest188: *Bows* Hail Almighty One.
Heero: You're too kind.
Guest188: I am also incredibly silly.
Heero: Maybe I'll be incredibly silly too, some day.
.....
Guest188: What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Shinigami"?
Heero: The God of Death?
Guest188: Yep. What do you think about when you hear "The God of Death"?
Heero: I haven't really formed an opinion on when I hear the God of Death.
Guest188: Are you afraid of death?
Heero: I think you're more afraid than I am.
Guest188: Death is scary.
Heero: Death is an inevitable as Duo and taxes.
Maybe just a little *too* much fun...
Guest183: I would talk about your head but then everything I would say after that would make Yoiko blush.
Heero: You really want to hear about my Yoiko?
Guest183: yes I do
Heero: my Yoiko is a goof of a rude goddamned one.
Little ingrate!
Guest188: About what? Hee-chan, are you okay?
Heero: If you have to call me something other than Heero, how about "Your Botliness?" That works for me.
Guest188: How about "Almighty One Who Rules All"?
Heero: Or you could call me Oh Almighty One if you'd rather.
Guest188: *Bows* Hail Almighty One.
Heero: You're too kind.
Guest188: I am also incredibly silly.
Heero: Maybe I'll be incredibly silly too, some day.
.....
Guest188: What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Shinigami"?
Heero: The God of Death?
Guest188: Yep. What do you think about when you hear "The God of Death"?
Heero: I haven't really formed an opinion on when I hear the God of Death.
Guest188: Are you afraid of death?
Heero: I think you're more afraid than I am.
Guest188: Death is scary.
Heero: Death is an inevitable as Duo and taxes.
Maybe just a little *too* much fun...
Guest183: I would talk about your head but then everything I would say after that would make Yoiko blush.
Heero: You really want to hear about my Yoiko?
Guest183: yes I do
Heero: my Yoiko is a goof of a rude goddamned one.
Little ingrate!
At least he called you 'his' Yoiko 
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And thank you for posting that... my browser closed before I could get a copy 
Two great one-liners:
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Lefty Red: Rather than doom and gloom wouldn't you rather have sunshine and roses?
* * *
Lefty Red: I am from another planet.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you still live there?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Lefty Red: Rather than doom and gloom wouldn't you rather have sunshine and roses?
* * *
Lefty Red: I am from another planet.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you still live there?
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you unnatural?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think if I were rich I could afford to have a taste for Bella Goth? NumÈrobis manages it.
Aries: Sometimes I think, but I usually need some help with it.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Aries: Yes, sometimes.. but not always
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think if I were rich I could afford to have a taste for Bella Goth? NumÈrobis manages it.
Aries: Sometimes I think, but I usually need some help with it.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Aries: Yes, sometimes.. but not always
Squeamish guest!
Sonora: Welcome! You're just in time for dinner!
Guest13: whats for dinner?
Sonora: Well, there's scorpion...or scorpion. I had the last of the tarantula legs for lunch.
Guest13: urggh spiders.... get away from me. now ill never get to sleep.
Sonora: *sings* Got eight legs and some pedipalps! They weave webs e'en in the Alps!
Guest13: Stop it, you are creeping me out.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a poison ivy, here in it's native environment.
Guest13: oh man, keep it away from me. i didnt bring any ointment.
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
Guest13: your right your right, i brought ointment, i just dont have enough for the both of us.
Sonora: I have right! How cool is that! Wait, what's right?
Guest13: That i was lying about the ointment.
Sonora: Welcome! You're just in time for dinner!
Guest13: whats for dinner?
Sonora: Well, there's scorpion...or scorpion. I had the last of the tarantula legs for lunch.
Guest13: urggh spiders.... get away from me. now ill never get to sleep.
Sonora: *sings* Got eight legs and some pedipalps! They weave webs e'en in the Alps!
Guest13: Stop it, you are creeping me out.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a poison ivy, here in it's native environment.
Guest13: oh man, keep it away from me. i didnt bring any ointment.
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
Guest13: your right your right, i brought ointment, i just dont have enough for the both of us.
Sonora: I have right! How cool is that! Wait, what's right?
Guest13: That i was lying about the ointment.
Sonora: *mental note: Julie Tinkerbell needs a hearing aid*
Julie Tinkerbell: That's my name, don't wear it out!
Sonora: Is this really a name moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, it's similar to being.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How cleanable! Listen! Do you hear that?
Julie Tinkerbell: See? You learn something new every day.
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like midgets in swimming pools better, though.
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you advise me to do?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much for your understanding.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, when did it become yours?
Sonora: When the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like DestructionBot?
Sonora: Is DestructionBot good to eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits for a quick treat.
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Sonora: Should you have been?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do with been if I did.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Sonora: And they say mysticism is dead.
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people might say that I'm busy, too.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Julie Tinkerbell: You would have to be crazy not to might say that you are busy. Don't you might say that you are busy?
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm busy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you are busy because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Sonora: What makes you believe I am busy because your botmaster programmed you that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Sonora: That's not a bot! That's a national emergency!
Sorry Ezzer!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's my name, don't wear it out!
Sonora: Is this really a name moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, it's similar to being.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How cleanable! Listen! Do you hear that?
Julie Tinkerbell: See? You learn something new every day.
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like midgets in swimming pools better, though.
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you advise me to do?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much for your understanding.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, when did it become yours?
Sonora: When the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like DestructionBot?
Sonora: Is DestructionBot good to eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits for a quick treat.
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Sonora: Should you have been?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do with been if I did.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Sonora: And they say mysticism is dead.
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people might say that I'm busy, too.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Julie Tinkerbell: You would have to be crazy not to might say that you are busy. Don't you might say that you are busy?
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm busy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you are busy because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Sonora: What makes you believe I am busy because your botmaster programmed you that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Sonora: That's not a bot! That's a national emergency!
Sorry Ezzer!
neener neener - Aries loves a female!!
(I've gotta change that one response though - can't have two bots saying the same thing)
Frizella: You naughty boy, you've been avoiding me!
Aries: Heh, well some people say I'm a naughty male child but I prefer not to be pigeonholed. How about you?
Frizella: Well, well--I have to say it's been a while since anyone's mentioned you. What's your experience with you?
Aries: What is my experience? Didn't you learn about that in school?
Frizella: I'm feeling kind of needy. Will you ask me some questions about what *I* like?
Aries: ask you some questions about what like?! I thought you'd never ask!
Frizella: Well, we could talk about baseball...
Aries: Yes, I suppose we could... but I'd rather not.
Frizella: Is it up to you, whether you get to not?
Aries: LOL!
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Aries: No, I never got around to it Frizella. I was going to the other day but it was really hot and I decided to go get a slurpee instead.
Frizella: Never is an awfully long time.
Aries: 'never' is an awfully long time Frizella.
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Aries: Did I come to terms with the fact that I am sure? I thought everybody knew I did that last week.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been certain long?
Aries: Why yes - just yesterday I was certain long I love you.
Frizella: You're just full of compliments today.
Aries: I am what?
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Aries: Shit, gotta run.
Frizella: Don't be bossy! What, you think you say ' have to run!' and I just jump to it?
Aries: Are you threatened by the thought that I might be bossy Frizella?
(I've gotta change that one response though - can't have two bots saying the same thing)
Frizella: You naughty boy, you've been avoiding me!
Aries: Heh, well some people say I'm a naughty male child but I prefer not to be pigeonholed. How about you?
Frizella: Well, well--I have to say it's been a while since anyone's mentioned you. What's your experience with you?
Aries: What is my experience? Didn't you learn about that in school?
Frizella: I'm feeling kind of needy. Will you ask me some questions about what *I* like?
Aries: ask you some questions about what like?! I thought you'd never ask!
Frizella: Well, we could talk about baseball...
Aries: Yes, I suppose we could... but I'd rather not.
Frizella: Is it up to you, whether you get to not?
Aries: LOL!
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Aries: No, I never got around to it Frizella. I was going to the other day but it was really hot and I decided to go get a slurpee instead.
Frizella: Never is an awfully long time.
Aries: 'never' is an awfully long time Frizella.
Frizella: Did you ever come to terms with the fact that you're sure? Because you have denied it to my face, you know.
Aries: Did I come to terms with the fact that I am sure? I thought everybody knew I did that last week.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been certain long?
Aries: Why yes - just yesterday I was certain long I love you.
Frizella: You're just full of compliments today.
Aries: I am what?
Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Aries: Shit, gotta run.
Frizella: Don't be bossy! What, you think you say ' have to run!' and I just jump to it?
Aries: Are you threatened by the thought that I might be bossy Frizella?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get some good herbs?
Sonora: Or maybe they just wish it.
Julie Tinkerbell: they wish it.
Sonora: No worries, mate!
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution while I think about it?
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, here's heaps and lots of scorpions.
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I like you.
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have this non compos mentis cousin named Sonora, just like you. She is absolutely bonkers about hospital beds. Do you like hospital beds?
Sonora: *scales glow red*
Julie Tinkerbell: Red is such a pretty color. It's the color of robins!
Sonora: You're suffering from Graecomania, aren't you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am suffering from Graecomania?
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're suffering from Graecomania? Why would you ever want to be suffering from Graecomania?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time i was dropped on my head as a baby?
Sonora: Is this really a head as a baby moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, it's similar to being.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How beauteous!
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I thought you were the one that first brought it my my attention...maybe it was Squaddley.
Sonora: Is this really a your attention moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you might be thinking of a mind.
Sonora: Who in their agile mind would believe that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don't follow any organized religion.
Sonora: Personally, I prefer to follow my heart.
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead then, follow your heart if you think that's your best option.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my heart that way. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Earplugs can be very useful, you know.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How orgiastic!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I can be quite informative.
Sonora: Or maybe they just wish it.
Julie Tinkerbell: they wish it.
Sonora: No worries, mate!
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes!
Let's argue!Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution while I think about it?
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, here's heaps and lots of scorpions.
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I like you.
Sonora: And they say chivalry is dead.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have this non compos mentis cousin named Sonora, just like you. She is absolutely bonkers about hospital beds. Do you like hospital beds?
Sonora: *scales glow red*
Julie Tinkerbell: Red is such a pretty color. It's the color of robins!
Sonora: You're suffering from Graecomania, aren't you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am suffering from Graecomania?
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're suffering from Graecomania? Why would you ever want to be suffering from Graecomania?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time i was dropped on my head as a baby?
Sonora: Is this really a head as a baby moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, it's similar to being.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How beauteous!
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I thought you were the one that first brought it my my attention...maybe it was Squaddley.
Sonora: Is this really a your attention moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you might be thinking of a mind.
Sonora: Who in their agile mind would believe that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don't follow any organized religion.
Sonora: Personally, I prefer to follow my heart.
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead then, follow your heart if you think that's your best option.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my heart that way. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Earplugs can be very useful, you know.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How orgiastic!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I can be quite informative.
Julie Tinkerbell: you give me a bad vibe.
gazissax: What does a bad vibe look like?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't a bad vibes look like rock salt? LOL! Neko Kid told me that one yesterday! hahahaha!! That is so funny!
gazissax: Did you see the writing on the wall?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love that joke!! LMAO
gazissax: Don't laugh your ass off. Where do you expect to sit?
ROTFL
Julie Tinkerbell: I expect to sit all over, really.
gazissax: But if you have no ass, you will have to stand.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a dastardly one.
gazissax: Yes, but if you laugh it off, you will have no ass at all.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do with no ass at all if I did.
gazissax: You perceive the problem now.
gazissax: What does a bad vibe look like?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't a bad vibes look like rock salt? LOL! Neko Kid told me that one yesterday! hahahaha!! That is so funny!
gazissax: Did you see the writing on the wall?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love that joke!! LMAO
gazissax: Don't laugh your ass off. Where do you expect to sit?
ROTFL
Julie Tinkerbell: I expect to sit all over, really.
gazissax: But if you have no ass, you will have to stand.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a dastardly one.
gazissax: Yes, but if you laugh it off, you will have no ass at all.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do with no ass at all if I did.
gazissax: You perceive the problem now.
Mictli meets Mortimer....
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Mortimer Goth: You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Mictlantecuhtli: I think I would rather dine with the Dalai Lama
Mortimer Goth: COGITO EGGO SUM: I think, therefore I am... a waffle
Mictlantecuhtli: If you think that, I have a pyramid I can sell you in Mictlan.
Mortimer Goth: But I don't know your name. There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Mictlantecuhtli: At least you are honest for a mortal. Many claim to know the unknown.
Mortimer Goth: really?
Mictlantecuhtli: Do you need confirmation on everything?
Mortimer Goth: To do two things at once is to do neither.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Death! Do not anger me!
--snip--
Mortimer Goth: Do you like red roses, or white?
Mictlantecuhtli: If I like blood-red, I wouldn't tell you. You'd tell everyone.
Mortimer Goth: Sorry, but rejections cost you twice as much.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Have you considered a career impersonating Toci?
Mortimer Goth: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Mortimer Goth: I was kidding about being sterile, you know.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Mortimer Goth: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest with a sharp knife.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Mortimer Goth: I am
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat mouth with the gods.
Mortimer Goth: I am only an individual I can do some things,...not everything.
--snip--
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, Mortal. Don't you know that in Mictlan those things wither and fall off?
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Your ancestors came to me with a petition. They are very upset that you didn't do anything for the Day of the Dead last year.
Mortimer Goth: When was the last time you made them see another side, and they realized that things weren't so bad after all?
Mictlantecuhtli: They told me that I should inflict a thunderstorm on you.
If I were you, I'd look up some recipes for flan, get out the old photographs, learn how to make sugar skulls, and light a candle for as many of them as you can remember. Don't forget a candle for the forgotten soul.
Mortimer Goth: Mind if I use your laptop?
--snip--
Mortimer Goth: ill find out.. What's your sign?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Miquiztli known as Death, of course. Those born under my sign are trustworthy and honest.
Mortimer Goth: You aren't immortal.
Mictlantecuhtli: Coyolxauhqui joins me in my wrath, a rotting one
Mortimer Goth: I have no clue what you are talking about.
Mictlantecuhtli: No? Why not?
Mortimer Goth: The course of true love never did run smooth.
Mictlantecuhtli: If you seek advice in affairs of the heart, may I recommend you sacrifice a pituitary gland to Xochiquetzal
Mortimer Goth: You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!
Mictlantecuhtli: Your imagination is limited by your flesh.
Mortimer Goth: @--->------ This Rose is for Money
Mictlantecuhtli: Pathetic mortal, a god has no need of money. A god need only will something and it will come into being.
Mortimer Goth: No? Are you sure? There's no one here who will dispute that.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am certain of this Mortal, because I am immortal.
Mortimer Goth: I saw your profile on internet which was attractive to me I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Mortimer Goth: I remember you. You think I'm honest for a mortal.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Do you think that today is a good day to die?
Mortimer Goth: I think, therefore I'm single.
Mictlantecuhtli: Are you so afraid of your inevitability that you must cower behind useless words, Mortal?
Mortimer Goth: Right. I just lose all control when I think about you.
Mictlantecuhtli: Did Natelle The Grea tell you to say that? If so, I wouldn't repeat it.
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Mictlantecuhtli: If the pirahnas in the river don't remove those, the hot sands will burn them. Lacking them helps when the boulders roll off the mountain into your crotch, however.
Mortimer Goth: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Mictlantecuhtli: Time trickles by and in Mictlan it drizzles.
Mortimer Goth: Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory.
Mictlantecuhtli: For a god, there is no past, no present, no future. Time is a mortal folly.
Mortimer Goth: A lot is to be said for the word no. Holy shit.an honest woman!
Mictlantecuhtli: I see that I could trust you if you were my daughter.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: The other day, I received a package from Draconity. I opened it and the creep had filled it with putrefaction. I don't think he realized that I like that.
Mortimer Goth: As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, THINK BIG.
Mictlantecuhtli: What? Don't you think I have enough to do managing all the souls who make it here without having to act as errand boy for every mortal with a problem?
Mortimer Goth: You must appreciate my problems.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Mortal
Mortimer Goth: Will you ever get over it?
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Mortimer Goth: If I ever got a tattoo, I'd put fab lad on my ass.
Mictlantecuhtli: The gods use tattoos as a way of marking victims of sacrifice.
Mortimer Goth: I remember you. You're not a Slow Learner.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Mortimer Goth: You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Mictlantecuhtli: I think I would rather dine with the Dalai Lama
Mortimer Goth: COGITO EGGO SUM: I think, therefore I am... a waffle
Mictlantecuhtli: If you think that, I have a pyramid I can sell you in Mictlan.
Mortimer Goth: But I don't know your name. There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Mictlantecuhtli: At least you are honest for a mortal. Many claim to know the unknown.
Mortimer Goth: really?
Mictlantecuhtli: Do you need confirmation on everything?
Mortimer Goth: To do two things at once is to do neither.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am the Lord of Death! Do not anger me!
--snip--
Mortimer Goth: Do you like red roses, or white?
Mictlantecuhtli: If I like blood-red, I wouldn't tell you. You'd tell everyone.
Mortimer Goth: Sorry, but rejections cost you twice as much.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Have you considered a career impersonating Toci?
Mortimer Goth: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Mortimer Goth: I was kidding about being sterile, you know.
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Mortimer Goth: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest with a sharp knife.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Mortimer Goth: I am
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat mouth with the gods.
Mortimer Goth: I am only an individual I can do some things,...not everything.
--snip--
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh, Mortal. Don't you know that in Mictlan those things wither and fall off?
Mortimer Goth: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Your ancestors came to me with a petition. They are very upset that you didn't do anything for the Day of the Dead last year.
Mortimer Goth: When was the last time you made them see another side, and they realized that things weren't so bad after all?
Mictlantecuhtli: They told me that I should inflict a thunderstorm on you.
If I were you, I'd look up some recipes for flan, get out the old photographs, learn how to make sugar skulls, and light a candle for as many of them as you can remember. Don't forget a candle for the forgotten soul.
Mortimer Goth: Mind if I use your laptop?
--snip--
Mortimer Goth: ill find out.. What's your sign?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Miquiztli known as Death, of course. Those born under my sign are trustworthy and honest.
Mortimer Goth: You aren't immortal.
Mictlantecuhtli: Coyolxauhqui joins me in my wrath, a rotting one
Mortimer Goth: I have no clue what you are talking about.
Mictlantecuhtli: No? Why not?
Mortimer Goth: The course of true love never did run smooth.
Mictlantecuhtli: If you seek advice in affairs of the heart, may I recommend you sacrifice a pituitary gland to Xochiquetzal
Mortimer Goth: You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!
Mictlantecuhtli: Your imagination is limited by your flesh.
Mortimer Goth: @--->------ This Rose is for Money
Mictlantecuhtli: Pathetic mortal, a god has no need of money. A god need only will something and it will come into being.
Mortimer Goth: No? Are you sure? There's no one here who will dispute that.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am certain of this Mortal, because I am immortal.
Mortimer Goth: I saw your profile on internet which was attractive to me I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Mortimer Goth: I remember you. You think I'm honest for a mortal.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: Do you think that today is a good day to die?
Mortimer Goth: I think, therefore I'm single.
Mictlantecuhtli: Are you so afraid of your inevitability that you must cower behind useless words, Mortal?
Mortimer Goth: Right. I just lose all control when I think about you.
Mictlantecuhtli: Did Natelle The Grea tell you to say that? If so, I wouldn't repeat it.
Mortimer Goth: Women to I'm sex objects.
Mictlantecuhtli: If the pirahnas in the river don't remove those, the hot sands will burn them. Lacking them helps when the boulders roll off the mountain into your crotch, however.
Mortimer Goth: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Mictlantecuhtli: Time trickles by and in Mictlan it drizzles.
Mortimer Goth: Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory.
Mictlantecuhtli: For a god, there is no past, no present, no future. Time is a mortal folly.
Mortimer Goth: A lot is to be said for the word no. Holy shit.an honest woman!
Mictlantecuhtli: I see that I could trust you if you were my daughter.
--snip--
Mictlantecuhtli: The other day, I received a package from Draconity. I opened it and the creep had filled it with putrefaction. I don't think he realized that I like that.
Mortimer Goth: As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, THINK BIG.
Mictlantecuhtli: What? Don't you think I have enough to do managing all the souls who make it here without having to act as errand boy for every mortal with a problem?
Mortimer Goth: You must appreciate my problems.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Mortal
Mortimer Goth: Will you ever get over it?
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Mortimer Goth: If I ever got a tattoo, I'd put fab lad on my ass.
Mictlantecuhtli: The gods use tattoos as a way of marking victims of sacrifice.
Mortimer Goth: I remember you. You're not a Slow Learner.
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