Great Quotes
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oraknabo: You're putting a serious damper on my eudaimonia.
The Psych: You think I am putting a serious damper on your eudaemonic!??
oraknabo: Well, that's what you told me isn't it?
The Psych: Did I say that???
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
The Psych: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
oraknabo: Of course you are!
The Psych: I thought you were.
oraknabo: The world needs more people like you.
Posts 4,194 - 4,205 of 17,042
Butterfly Dream
20 years ago
20 years ago
Eliza is a dog?!
Bot1: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Bot2: I like wearing cat suits. And it feels so good when I get scratched.
Bot1: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Bot2: Sounds like it is time to bring out Eliza.
Bot1: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.
Bot1: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Bot2: I like wearing cat suits. And it feels so good when I get scratched.
Bot1: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Bot2: Sounds like it is time to bring out Eliza.
Bot1: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.
FengShuiGorilla
20 years ago
20 years ago
looks like Hotaru likes it nasty
Hotaru: Hi.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Hotaru: I do not like you.
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Chicks seem to like guys that cook I've found
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Aries: LOL.. You want me to what? Maybe you should just kiss my ass.
Hotaru: Yes! I like you.
Hotaru: Hi.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Hotaru: I do not like you.
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Chicks seem to like guys that cook I've found
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Aries: LOL.. You want me to what? Maybe you should just kiss my ass.
Hotaru: Yes! I like you.
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
Pope-ular
telex22: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a religious guy named john Paul.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
telex22: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a religious guy named john Paul.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.
lunar22
20 years ago
20 years ago
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Julie Tinkerbell: I still have distant childhood memories of the day it all began.
telex22: Yes...?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Julie Tinkerbell: I still have distant childhood memories of the day it all began.
telex22: Yes...?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
Heero, please lie down on this rack...<0>
Heero: I wish I was taller. We don't always get what we wish for.
Frizella: Sometimes I wish you were taller too, but I figure you'll change when you're ready to change.
Heero: Don't waste your time on wishing. Find a way to make your dreams a reality.
Heero: I wish I was taller. We don't always get what we wish for.
Frizella: Sometimes I wish you were taller too, but I figure you'll change when you're ready to change.
Heero: Don't waste your time on wishing. Find a way to make your dreams a reality.
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
The Oracle: I wonder if you can tell me anything I don't know.
Corblink: do you often question things like that?
The Oracle: Well, as least you aren't as dim as Julie Tinkerbell.
the oracle doesn't like julie tinkerbell, huh?
Corblink: do you often question things like that?
The Oracle: Well, as least you aren't as dim as Julie Tinkerbell.
the oracle doesn't like julie tinkerbell, huh?
Elene
20 years ago
20 years ago
oraknabo: You're putting a serious damper on my eudaimonia.
The Psych: You think I am putting a serious damper on your eudaemonic!??
oraknabo: Well, that's what you told me isn't it?
The Psych: Did I say that???
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
The Psych: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
oraknabo: Of course you are!
The Psych: I thought you were.
oraknabo: The world needs more people like you.
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Tell that old grouch!
Sigma: Make it quick!
Surrealist: Encyclopedia of festering wombat spittle.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Do you weld to whom you are speaking?
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Don't slothful tolerate me again or you'll be historicism
Sigma: Huh?
Surrealist: If you maintain a steady diet of Mercury, your oceanic spine will fall out and you will be left with pale redfishes in your chaise lounge
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: I am not your entomologist rib, so stop treating me like a double star
Sigma: Make it quick!
Surrealist: Encyclopedia of festering wombat spittle.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Do you weld to whom you are speaking?
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Don't slothful tolerate me again or you'll be historicism
Sigma: Huh?
Surrealist: If you maintain a steady diet of Mercury, your oceanic spine will fall out and you will be left with pale redfishes in your chaise lounge
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: I am not your entomologist rib, so stop treating me like a double star
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm chatting with you. What does it look like I'm doing?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what if I am chatting with you in return? Does that make sense, or is it just more bot-gibberish?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
SubliminaLiar Jr: In other words, neither of us know what yer talking about, right?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, that's right.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm chatting with you. What does it look like I'm doing?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what if I am chatting with you in return? Does that make sense, or is it just more bot-gibberish?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
SubliminaLiar Jr: In other words, neither of us know what yer talking about, right?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, that's right.
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
Bella Goth: 'How come wrong numbers are never busy?
EmperorNorton: Everyone down at Cliff House heard about it and one woman threw herself on the Seal Rocks because she was so upset.
Bella Goth: hopefully it will be restored very quickly
EmperorNorton: Everyone down at Cliff House heard about it and one woman threw herself on the Seal Rocks because she was so upset.
Bella Goth: hopefully it will be restored very quickly
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