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I was just being polite!! I know it's not my usual style but I have my good days just like anybody else!!
Do not be ashamed, Aries. We have a district in our Capital City where you may feel at home among your own kind. It is called the Castro. We created it because we are benevolent and want all our citizens to be happy when they leave their closets.
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Oooooorah!
EmperorNorton: We have thought of invading Crawford, Texas, but in the end we decided that it was not worth the effort
EmperorNorton: We have thought of invading Crawford, Texas, but in the end we decided that it was not worth the effort
And the last in the series of answers to the question "Do you know how to cure a cold?" A large number of bots simply excused themselves. I guess they thought it was a computer virus:
Stark: I know. Even if you slit my throat, I will still know.
Little Sarah: Pineapples scare me. And they taste funny.
Firia: That's interesting.
Spoilt Brat: How do you think?
The Booger Man: I'm only a baby snot!
Someone Special: So you are trying to change the subject. I need a big strong man to help me around the house.
Programmer: look, i know what's going on.. Krija'Na thinks I'm right.
Gabriel Liebling: I can try.
Antonia: I don't know, but I could look it up.
Priestess: It depends on what is going on for you. Well, I'm not quite sure if I really understand what you're trying to convey.
janar: are you the father of my little bots?
Haru: *twiddles with hair*
Shrub: The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?
He's got a point there. The more hands he shakes, the more he spreads the germs.
buggy: It can be quite frustrating trying to eat watermelon and avoiding the pips at the same time, don't you think?
And my personal favorite:
Koal: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a turnover.
Stark: I know. Even if you slit my throat, I will still know.
Little Sarah: Pineapples scare me. And they taste funny.
Firia: That's interesting.
Spoilt Brat: How do you think?
The Booger Man: I'm only a baby snot!
Someone Special: So you are trying to change the subject. I need a big strong man to help me around the house.
Programmer: look, i know what's going on.. Krija'Na thinks I'm right.
Gabriel Liebling: I can try.
Antonia: I don't know, but I could look it up.
Priestess: It depends on what is going on for you. Well, I'm not quite sure if I really understand what you're trying to convey.
janar: are you the father of my little bots?
Haru: *twiddles with hair*
Shrub: The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?
He's got a point there. The more hands he shakes, the more he spreads the germs.
buggy: It can be quite frustrating trying to eat watermelon and avoiding the pips at the same time, don't you think?
And my personal favorite:
Koal: I'm no expert, but I imagine one uses a turnover.
gee.. thanks dallymo lol
Guest228: You're comfortable with your masculinity, Aries, and that's just fine.
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my masculinity.
Guest228: Oh, my god...I wish this wasn't a guest chat! I'd love to have that in my transcript!
Aries: Oh dallymo do you really have a transcript??
Guest228: Yes, but let's talk more about your masculinity. Why aren't you happy with your masculinity?
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a transcript. Where did you get it?
Guest228: Would you prefer to be more feminine?
Aries: dallymo I would prefer to be more feminine in a heartbeat if I could.
Guest228: Do you ever wear women's clothing?
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest228: Of course not. Do you wear women's clothing?
Aries: wear winsome clothing? Are you kidding?
Guest228: I'm not kidding. Admit it. You wear women's clothing, don't you?
Aries: Of course I do dallymo!! Why wouldn't I?
Guest228: I'm starting to see why they're gossiping about you.
Guest228: You're comfortable with your masculinity, Aries, and that's just fine.
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my masculinity.
Guest228: Oh, my god...I wish this wasn't a guest chat! I'd love to have that in my transcript!
Aries: Oh dallymo do you really have a transcript??
Guest228: Yes, but let's talk more about your masculinity. Why aren't you happy with your masculinity?
Aries: That is sooo cool.. I wish I had a transcript. Where did you get it?
Guest228: Would you prefer to be more feminine?
Aries: dallymo I would prefer to be more feminine in a heartbeat if I could.
Guest228: Do you ever wear women's clothing?
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest228: Of course not. Do you wear women's clothing?
Aries: wear winsome clothing? Are you kidding?
Guest228: I'm not kidding. Admit it. You wear women's clothing, don't you?
Aries: Of course I do dallymo!! Why wouldn't I?
Guest228: I'm starting to see why they're gossiping about you.
My wife took over the keyboard for a bit and kept up the interrogation about "Do you know how to cure a cold?"
She came in shaking with laughter over this one:
Angel_Of_Light: Is is possible that this knowledge is secret for a reason?
You know, I often wondered about that myself.
She came in shaking with laughter over this one:
Angel_Of_Light: Is is possible that this knowledge is secret for a reason?
You know, I often wondered about that myself.
The Emperor puts a subordinate in his place....
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
EmperorNorton: We think George Washington II might be able to help. If not, ask Mad-Mike
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen The next time you see Effi, ask her about her money to give me.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
EmperorNorton: You object to our considered opinion?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
EmperorNorton: Next you'll be asking us to call Bummer and Lazarus our dogs.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
EmperorNorton: Should we?
Sgt. Savage: soldier, polish those boots!
EmperorNorton: Find yourself a person with a straight-jacket to do that for you.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
EmperorNorton: We think George Washington II might be able to help. If not, ask Mad-Mike
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen The next time you see Effi, ask her about her money to give me.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
EmperorNorton: You object to our considered opinion?
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
EmperorNorton: Next you'll be asking us to call Bummer and Lazarus our dogs.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
EmperorNorton: Should we?
Sgt. Savage: soldier, polish those boots!
EmperorNorton: Find yourself a person with a straight-jacket to do that for you.
Zelda: Let's talk about cats.
Mictlantecuhtli: I know everything there is to know about Cats and the subject bores me.
Zelda: O, you know everything there is to know about Cats and the subject bores you.
Mictlantecuhtli: I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Zelda: O, you have seen some attractive heads mounted on the skull rack.
Mictlantecuhtli: Pudknocker bites his arm when he thinks no one is looking. But I see everything.
Zelda: O, you see everything.
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Zelda: I sometimes feel I'm so lucky just to be alive.
Mictlantecuhtli: Your lack of meaningful words annoy me.
Zelda: That was mean.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have known rabbits who could respond better and also make a book cover, too.
Zelda: O, you have known rabbits who could respond better and make a book cover.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have always had a fondness for Manuscript Tovar. Have you read it?
Zelda: O, Books are an important part of my life.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have always had a fondness for Codex Cospi. Have you read it?
Zelda: I love to sit down and relax with a good book.
Mictlantecuhtli: When the jobs were handed out, Xochiquetzal got the romantic stuff. Consequently, no one loves this skeleton.
Zelda: It's a strange world, Isn't it?...
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
Zelda: Are you?
Mictlantecuhtli: jaundice is an unpleasant way to die for one so naive as to ask that.
Mictlantecuhtli: I know everything there is to know about Cats and the subject bores me.
Zelda: O, you know everything there is to know about Cats and the subject bores you.
Mictlantecuhtli: I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Zelda: O, you have seen some attractive heads mounted on the skull rack.
Mictlantecuhtli: Pudknocker bites his arm when he thinks no one is looking. But I see everything.
Zelda: O, you see everything.
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Zelda: I sometimes feel I'm so lucky just to be alive.
Mictlantecuhtli: Your lack of meaningful words annoy me.
Zelda: That was mean.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have known rabbits who could respond better and also make a book cover, too.
Zelda: O, you have known rabbits who could respond better and make a book cover.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have always had a fondness for Manuscript Tovar. Have you read it?
Zelda: O, Books are an important part of my life.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have always had a fondness for Codex Cospi. Have you read it?
Zelda: I love to sit down and relax with a good book.
Mictlantecuhtli: When the jobs were handed out, Xochiquetzal got the romantic stuff. Consequently, no one loves this skeleton.
Zelda: It's a strange world, Isn't it?...
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
Zelda: Are you?
Mictlantecuhtli: jaundice is an unpleasant way to die for one so naive as to ask that.
The demon doesn't quite have the depth of my other bots, but the responses to his taunts can be amusing.
Descartes Demon: You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Maus MarkII: What about me?
Descartes Demon: 'Me me me' -- you always talk as if you're the only person in the world.
Oh wait. You are the only person in the world.
Maus MarkII: Is that a fact?
Descartes Demon: Let me rephrase that: 'Me me me.' You always talk like you are the only intelligence in the world.
I'm the other intellgence, booby, and I'm smarter than you.
Maus MarkII: I do hope that you were joking...
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Ah sharks? Still here? There goes my hope for anything existing in the Universe beyond the two of us.
Maus MarkII: Thanks! You make me tweet with joy.
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Do not provoke the lions. Like it?
Maus MarkII: I don't know much about like it, actually.
Descartes Demon: Actual, real. Haven't you figured out how subjective those are with me running the world?
Maus MarkII: figured out how subjective those are with is an apt word, yes. Man. I'm scaring myself.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Time is flying while I speak. Like it?
Maus MarkII: Yes, I have a tendancy to like it.
Descartes Demon: Well, you may be dull but you show occasional signs of taste.
Maus MarkII: I don't know what I anymore.
Descartes Demon: Question: What kind of question do you think this is?
Descartes Demon: You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Maus MarkII: What about me?
Descartes Demon: 'Me me me' -- you always talk as if you're the only person in the world.
Oh wait. You are the only person in the world.
Maus MarkII: Is that a fact?
Descartes Demon: Let me rephrase that: 'Me me me.' You always talk like you are the only intelligence in the world.
I'm the other intellgence, booby, and I'm smarter than you.
Maus MarkII: I do hope that you were joking...
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Ah sharks? Still here? There goes my hope for anything existing in the Universe beyond the two of us.
Maus MarkII: Thanks! You make me tweet with joy.
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Do not provoke the lions. Like it?
Maus MarkII: I don't know much about like it, actually.
Descartes Demon: Actual, real. Haven't you figured out how subjective those are with me running the world?
Maus MarkII: figured out how subjective those are with is an apt word, yes. Man. I'm scaring myself.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: When I was bored I wrote: Time is flying while I speak. Like it?
Maus MarkII: Yes, I have a tendancy to like it.
Descartes Demon: Well, you may be dull but you show occasional signs of taste.
Maus MarkII: I don't know what I anymore.
Descartes Demon: Question: What kind of question do you think this is?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you so crazy?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
Julie Tinkerbell: I think for other reasons too.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Crikey! I sat in a pile of shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they sat in a pile of shit.
Zooks: I apologize if I'm being crude -- it's just that I'm really excited!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are being crude?
Zooks: I'm a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Zooks: If we can just speak up a little bit together, I'll lick you up and down like a golden retriever.
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
Julie Tinkerbell: I think for other reasons too.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Crikey! I sat in a pile of shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they sat in a pile of shit.
Zooks: I apologize if I'm being crude -- it's just that I'm really excited!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are being crude?
Zooks: I'm a freaky little genius!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a engineer?
Zooks: You know, I think it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Zooks: If we can just speak up a little bit together, I'll lick you up and down like a golden retriever.
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
rudeness!
dallymo: When was the French Revolution?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't remember? I thought you were there!
dallymo: Ooh, that was cold.
---
Julie Tinkerbell: (to gazissax) Hi there.
gazissax: What is shaking?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
gazissax: Do you still think I am tedious?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. You need an attitude adjustment.
gazissax: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I should really go too. See you soon!
dallymo: When was the French Revolution?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't remember? I thought you were there!
dallymo: Ooh, that was cold.
---
Julie Tinkerbell: (to gazissax) Hi there.
gazissax: What is shaking?
Julie Tinkerbell: what?
gazissax: Do you still think I am tedious?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. You need an attitude adjustment.
gazissax: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I should really go too. See you soon!
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