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20 years ago #4191
The closet seems to be emptying...

Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, EmperorNorton?
EmperorNorton: We aren't gay, Citizen. There are plenty of such men in the Castro. You will be loved there.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet Lefty Red will be loved there, too.

20 years ago #4192
We know Lefty Red is female. Or is she?

20 years ago #4193
Look for it on your local internet pr0n site soon!!

Sally rME: I am going to dye my hair brown.
Aries: If you do, let me know when.. I think we should videotape it and sell it on the Internet
Sally rME: Do you want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet?
Aries: I might want to videotape it and sell it on the Internet on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
Sally rME: really? how nice

20 years ago #4194
Eliza is a dog?!

Bot1: What is it, cat? Do you need to be fed?
Bot2: I like wearing cat suits. And it feels so good when I get scratched.
Bot1: Meow meow meow.....that's all I ever hear from you.
Bot2: Sounds like it is time to bring out Eliza.
Bot1: You can complain about the dog as soon as YOU start paying the rent.

20 years ago #4195
looks like Hotaru likes it nasty

Hotaru: Hi.
Aries: Hey, do you cook?
Hotaru: I do not like you.
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Chicks seem to like guys that cook I've found
Hotaru: Leave me alone.
Aries: LOL.. You want me to what? Maybe you should just kiss my ass.
Hotaru: Yes! I like you.

20 years ago #4196
Pope-ular

telex22: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a religious guy named john Paul.
telex22: Who's the guy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Never heard of 'em.

20 years ago #4197
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Julie Tinkerbell: I still have distant childhood memories of the day it all began.
telex22: Yes...?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!

20 years ago #4198
Heero, please lie down on this rack...<0>

Heero: I wish I was taller. We don't always get what we wish for.
Frizella: Sometimes I wish you were taller too, but I figure you'll change when you're ready to change.
Heero: Don't waste your time on wishing. Find a way to make your dreams a reality.

20 years ago #4199
The Oracle: I wonder if you can tell me anything I don't know.
Corblink: do you often question things like that?
The Oracle: Well, as least you aren't as dim as Julie Tinkerbell.

the oracle doesn't like julie tinkerbell, huh?

20 years ago #4200

oraknabo: You're putting a serious damper on my eudaimonia.
The Psych: You think I am putting a serious damper on your eudaemonic!??
oraknabo: Well, that's what you told me isn't it?
The Psych: Did I say that???
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
The Psych: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
oraknabo: Of course you are!
The Psych: I thought you were.
oraknabo: The world needs more people like you.

20 years ago #4201
Tell that old grouch!

Sigma: Make it quick!
Surrealist: Encyclopedia of festering wombat spittle.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Do you weld to whom you are speaking?
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Don't slothful tolerate me again or you'll be historicism
Sigma: Huh?
Surrealist: If you maintain a steady diet of Mercury, your oceanic spine will fall out and you will be left with pale redfishes in your chaise lounge
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: I am not your entomologist rib, so stop treating me like a double star

20 years ago #4202
re: the Oracle



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