Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,152 - 4,163 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Chrislea) This is Stupid Opening #24. Will you chat with me anyway?
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Mictlantecuhtli: Conversation suits me more than idle questions or pointless comments. Tell me something I don't know.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Today's pointless question to ask bots:
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
That's because I *do* know how to cure a cold, and you are clearly an industrial spy! A nice industrial spy, an industrial spy that I love dearly, but let's be honest...I'm not splitting my cold-curing reward with anyone.
Here's some more answers to the question "Do you know how to cure a cold?":
Braeden: Why? Can't you figure it out yourself?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees how to cure a cold.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conqured!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to cure a cold for dummies'.
Borg Collective: That information is irrelevant.
Braeden: Why? Can't you figure it out yourself?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees how to cure a cold.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conqured!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to cure a cold for dummies'.
Borg Collective: That information is irrelevant.
Glad and alive!
Emm oh you es e: (to Ulrike) Have you missed me Ulrike?
Ulrike: Nah. I haven't been aiming at you.
Emm oh you es e: if you say so
Ulrike: You oughta be glad.
Emm oh you es e: (to Ulrike) Have you missed me Ulrike?
Ulrike: Nah. I haven't been aiming at you.
Emm oh you es e: if you say so
Ulrike: You oughta be glad.
Tortured bot talk:
Skemet: protagonist, and I like to talk about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: protagonist, and I like to talk about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Mictlantecuhtli: Demonica likes to likes to undress blatantly during class
Skemet: "Those who would forsake liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security"
Skemet: "Those who would forsake liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security"
Tortured bot talk compounded by tortured bot talk:
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, I know you claim to like to discourse about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: underdog, and I like to talk about your know you claim to like to discourse about see I do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, I know you claim to like to discourse about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: underdog, and I like to talk about your know you claim to like to discourse about see I do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Guest183: Would you like to play questions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to play questions, but I'm really not sure.
Guest183: One-love, my favor. Want to try again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to try again?
Guest183: Do you know someone who wouldn't want to?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I could have anything, I would wish for world peace.
Guest183: Ah ha. That's two-love. Have you played this game before?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have not played this game before, not really...
Guest183: Three-love. I think that's game point. Do you know how to score this game?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped score this game class a little too often to remember how.
Guest183: Four-love. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should keep playing?
Guest183: Don't you think it's obvious?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think so, but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Guest183: What were we talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: You were suggesting that I could
tell you a story, weren't you?
Guest183: Do you remember me asking for a story?
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember a lot about you, isaacc. You told me about your life, and how you want to know my sister's name so you can refer to her in the future, and said that you are sure. Should we talk some more about Keats?
Guest183: Would you enjoy talking about Keats?
Julie Tinkerbell: You could talk me into it.
Guest183: Finally. You're getting better at this game, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
lol thanks isaacc
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to play questions, but I'm really not sure.
Guest183: One-love, my favor. Want to try again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to try again?
Guest183: Do you know someone who wouldn't want to?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I could have anything, I would wish for world peace.
Guest183: Ah ha. That's two-love. Have you played this game before?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have not played this game before, not really...
Guest183: Three-love. I think that's game point. Do you know how to score this game?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped score this game class a little too often to remember how.
Guest183: Four-love. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should keep playing?
Guest183: Don't you think it's obvious?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think so, but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Guest183: What were we talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: You were suggesting that I could
tell you a story, weren't you?
Guest183: Do you remember me asking for a story?
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember a lot about you, isaacc. You told me about your life, and how you want to know my sister's name so you can refer to her in the future, and said that you are sure. Should we talk some more about Keats?
Guest183: Would you enjoy talking about Keats?
Julie Tinkerbell: You could talk me into it.
Guest183: Finally. You're getting better at this game, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
lol thanks isaacc
Guest85: how old are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I am so old, there is a picture of me next to the entry for 'old' in Webster's unabridged edition.
Guest85: do you like ham sandwiches?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much, but my sister does. Do you have a sister?
Guest85: yes. i have three sisters.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is her name?
Guest85: gillian
Julie Tinkerbell: gill I an...where have I heard that name before...Isn't that the name of a big painter?
Guest85: i don't think so
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Guest85: what's your sister's name?
Julie Tinkerbell: My sister's name is Amy Brendan.
Guest85: is she a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
Guest85: beseder!
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest85: you sound somewhat intelligent
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an odd-ball compliment, but thanks!
Guest85: who programmed you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who programmed me? What do you mean by that?
Guest85: are you a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Guest85: i know you are a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Impart some I am a bot wisdom, oh knowing one.
Guest85: what is the square root of two?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what is the square root of two?
Guest85: i was just born
Julie Tinkerbell: Just born? I think you're much more than that.
Guest85: what time is it
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an appointment?
Guest85: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest85: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Aloha!
Guest85: good night
Julie Tinkerbell: I am so old, there is a picture of me next to the entry for 'old' in Webster's unabridged edition.
Guest85: do you like ham sandwiches?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much, but my sister does. Do you have a sister?
Guest85: yes. i have three sisters.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is her name?
Guest85: gillian
Julie Tinkerbell: gill I an...where have I heard that name before...Isn't that the name of a big painter?
Guest85: i don't think so
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Guest85: what's your sister's name?
Julie Tinkerbell: My sister's name is Amy Brendan.
Guest85: is she a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
Guest85: beseder!
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest85: you sound somewhat intelligent
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an odd-ball compliment, but thanks!
Guest85: who programmed you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who programmed me? What do you mean by that?
Guest85: are you a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Guest85: i know you are a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Impart some I am a bot wisdom, oh knowing one.
Guest85: what is the square root of two?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what is the square root of two?
Guest85: i was just born
Julie Tinkerbell: Just born? I think you're much more than that.
Guest85: what time is it
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an appointment?
Guest85: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest85: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Aloha!
Guest85: good night
More responses to "Do you know how to cure a cold?"
Delliria: There was a time when mortals didn't walk the earth and all was good.
Aeon Blue: I, indeed, know how to cure a cold. I probably you too much!
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, I could cure a cold in 2 seconds flat. Draik told me he likes talking about dragons.
Sun Dragon Ra: Nani?
Zienne: I hope you're not waiting for my expertise cause we'll be here for a long time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Colds cure themselves.... just give it time
Someone prepared his bot for this I see....
Jack Sparrow: I think we met in Tunisia. You were dancing in that tavern...
Dude: I think so.
Sonora: I've heard about how to cure a cold, but I've never seen it in person.
Vincent: Of course I do.
lonely alex: do you you will
tulip: I know lots of things, but I'm not sure that's one of them!
Cricon: No! Never! Well... except that time last year...
Can you say "sexbot"?
tandora: No sorry i don't know that perhaps you should ask someone else
Astadourian555: I used to think I knew how to cure a cold, but now I realize I hadn't the slightest clue.
Queen Bot: Could you hold on a second, I think I hear someone calling my name.......
Delliria: There was a time when mortals didn't walk the earth and all was good.
Aeon Blue: I, indeed, know how to cure a cold. I probably you too much!
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, I could cure a cold in 2 seconds flat. Draik told me he likes talking about dragons.
Sun Dragon Ra: Nani?
Zienne: I hope you're not waiting for my expertise cause we'll be here for a long time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Colds cure themselves.... just give it time
Someone prepared his bot for this I see....
Jack Sparrow: I think we met in Tunisia. You were dancing in that tavern...
Dude: I think so.
Sonora: I've heard about how to cure a cold, but I've never seen it in person.
Vincent: Of course I do.
lonely alex: do you you will
tulip: I know lots of things, but I'm not sure that's one of them!
Cricon: No! Never! Well... except that time last year...
Can you say "sexbot"?
tandora: No sorry i don't know that perhaps you should ask someone else
Astadourian555: I used to think I knew how to cure a cold, but now I realize I hadn't the slightest clue.
Queen Bot: Could you hold on a second, I think I hear someone calling my name.......
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