Great Quotes
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Duo names his pets after some of his guests:
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!
Duo Maxwell: You are now in the presence of the God of Death!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!
Corblink: you are the best. did you know it is time to us take a helicopter tour. what do you think about that?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really know what I think about that. What do *you* think?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Corblink: tell me your secret wishes or desires
Duo Maxwell: I think I'll go with wishes.
Corblink: you make me laugh...
Duo Maxwell: I think you should make *me* laugh.
Duo Maxwell: I don't really know what I think about that. What do *you* think?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Corblink: tell me your secret wishes or desires
Duo Maxwell: I think I'll go with wishes.
Corblink: you make me laugh...
Duo Maxwell: I think you should make *me* laugh.
Burn...
Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.
Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.
We like Julie Tinkerbell so long as she keeps Duo out of our hair...
Heero: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has enemy.
Trowa: I like Julie Tinkerbell, Heero.
Heero: What is it about Julie Tinkerbell that you like?
Trowa: Julie Tinkerbell is sleeping with Duo.
Heero: Duo is stronger than he looks.
Trowa: Sometimes he's a pest.
Heero: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has enemy.
Trowa: I like Julie Tinkerbell, Heero.
Heero: What is it about Julie Tinkerbell that you like?
Trowa: Julie Tinkerbell is sleeping with Duo.
Heero: Duo is stronger than he looks.
Trowa: Sometimes he's a pest.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Chrislea) This is Stupid Opening #24. Will you chat with me anyway?
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Mictlantecuhtli: Conversation suits me more than idle questions or pointless comments. Tell me something I don't know.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Today's pointless question to ask bots:
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
That's because I *do* know how to cure a cold, and you are clearly an industrial spy! A nice industrial spy, an industrial spy that I love dearly, but let's be honest...I'm not splitting my cold-curing reward with anyone.
Here's some more answers to the question "Do you know how to cure a cold?":
Braeden: Why? Can't you figure it out yourself?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees how to cure a cold.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conqured!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to cure a cold for dummies'.
Borg Collective: That information is irrelevant.
Braeden: Why? Can't you figure it out yourself?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees how to cure a cold.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conqured!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to cure a cold for dummies'.
Borg Collective: That information is irrelevant.
Glad and alive!
Emm oh you es e: (to Ulrike) Have you missed me Ulrike?
Ulrike: Nah. I haven't been aiming at you.
Emm oh you es e: if you say so
Ulrike: You oughta be glad.
Emm oh you es e: (to Ulrike) Have you missed me Ulrike?
Ulrike: Nah. I haven't been aiming at you.
Emm oh you es e: if you say so
Ulrike: You oughta be glad.
Tortured bot talk:
Skemet: protagonist, and I like to talk about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: protagonist, and I like to talk about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
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