Great Quotes

Even communists don't go as far as the Borg Collective.

Of course, given the way that libertarians have turned into such enthusiastic supporters of George W. Bush and his anti-liberty policies, anything is possible, I suppose.

I finally got to the end of this Forum!

Pete Puma: You're wonderful. You're creating a tingling sensation in my nether regions.
Simulo: These days, all the cool people are creating a tingling sensation in your nether regions.

This one did try....Lame save.

Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?

Hey, Botmaster! That was mine!

Nung: Get a life.
Descartes Demon: *laugh* Yes. I love to laugh.
Nung: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Descartes Demon: Have your creator talk to me. It's not for your artificial 'intelligence' that I run the Universe.
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: Nung, get this: THINGS aren't OK!
Nung: Okay.

The Mox: So, do you have a hobby?
wooly weirdo: Yes I do, do you?
The Mox: How did you get into that?
wooly weirdo: I walk to Arthur Street, and wait for instructions from the mice.
The Mox: What have you been listening to lately?
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the eels in my yard?

Duo names his pets after some of his guests:

Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!

Duo Maxwell: You are now in the presence of the God of Death!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!

Corblink: you are the best. did you know it is time to us take a helicopter tour. what do you think about that?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really know what I think about that. What do *you* think?
Corblink: let's make a bargain. i'll grant you three wishes if you forget you asked the question!
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Corblink: tell me your secret wishes or desires
Duo Maxwell: I think I'll go with wishes.
Corblink: you make me laugh...
Duo Maxwell: I think you should make *me* laugh.

Burn...

Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.

We like Julie Tinkerbell so long as she keeps Duo out of our hair...

Heero: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has enemy.
Trowa: I like Julie Tinkerbell, Heero.
Heero: What is it about Julie Tinkerbell that you like?
Trowa: Julie Tinkerbell is sleeping with Duo.
Heero: Duo is stronger than he looks.
Trowa: Sometimes he's a pest.