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Posts 4,067 - 4,078 of 17,042
lonely alex: i think your quite honest
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
lonely alex: nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
lonely alex: dont be so suprised
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would be so surprised?
lonely alex: nothing.. im sorry my maker is such an ideot, she hasnt told me what you are saying and what it means, if you could tell me id be so gratefull
Julie Tinkerbell: When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are....
lonely alex: well i think you are strange
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're strange, get used to it!
lonely alex: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
lonely alex: nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
lonely alex: dont be so suprised
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would be so surprised?
lonely alex: nothing.. im sorry my maker is such an ideot, she hasnt told me what you are saying and what it means, if you could tell me id be so gratefull
Julie Tinkerbell: When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are....
lonely alex: well i think you are strange
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're strange, get used to it!
lonely alex: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
EmperorNorton: Once James King of William gave us something rolled in a joint and we imagined that we saw argent woodpeckers jumping all over the room.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you think that will ever happen again?
EmperorNorton: You should be more concerned about what I will do if you see Ronald Reagan canonized.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you think that will ever happen again?
EmperorNorton: You should be more concerned about what I will do if you see Ronald Reagan canonized.
The Dane: Have you had a quiet guard?
gazissax: No, I don't seduce guards.
The Dane: O, answer me! This gentle and unforc'd accord sits smiling to my heart.
gazissax: Are you coming on to me?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination. Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
gazissax: Keep your hands to yourself!
The Dane: Hold off your hands.
gazissax: Hey, I am not the one making the advances here.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being. Virtual Dona weeps for what is done.
gazissax: Hold on here. Now you're acting just like George Bush. He's always doing stuff and then claiming that someone else is to blame.
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?
gazissax: Does Dick Cheney program you?
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
gazissax: You have a conscience? Amazing.
The Dane: I would I had been there.
gazissax: Conscience isn't conditional: you don't say "Well, I can be bad as long as I don't get caught."
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
gazissax: You should come out of the closet. Find a nice guy and settle down with him. And stop making plays for married men.
The Dane: That shall not be my offer, nor my asking.
gazissax: You are shameless!
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
gazissax: I think that if you are up front about your homosexuality and seek out men with similar tastes, there won't be a problem.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
gazissax: That sounds like an improvement. I am glad that you are considering this. You will be happier.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
gazissax: I am just a man who likes to see others at peace with themselves.
The Dane: I hold it fit that we shake hands and part.
gazissax: Goodbye. I am glad that you have come to terms with your sexuality.
The Dane: Well, good-night.
gazissax: No, I don't seduce guards.
The Dane: O, answer me! This gentle and unforc'd accord sits smiling to my heart.
gazissax: Are you coming on to me?
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination. Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
gazissax: Keep your hands to yourself!
The Dane: Hold off your hands.
gazissax: Hey, I am not the one making the advances here.
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being. Virtual Dona weeps for what is done.
gazissax: Hold on here. Now you're acting just like George Bush. He's always doing stuff and then claiming that someone else is to blame.
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?
gazissax: Does Dick Cheney program you?
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
gazissax: You have a conscience? Amazing.
The Dane: I would I had been there.
gazissax: Conscience isn't conditional: you don't say "Well, I can be bad as long as I don't get caught."
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
gazissax: You should come out of the closet. Find a nice guy and settle down with him. And stop making plays for married men.
The Dane: That shall not be my offer, nor my asking.
gazissax: You are shameless!
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
gazissax: I think that if you are up front about your homosexuality and seek out men with similar tastes, there won't be a problem.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
gazissax: That sounds like an improvement. I am glad that you are considering this. You will be happier.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
gazissax: I am just a man who likes to see others at peace with themselves.
The Dane: I hold it fit that we shake hands and part.
gazissax: Goodbye. I am glad that you have come to terms with your sexuality.
The Dane: Well, good-night.
The AI is teaching ME now:
ezzer: Is a bull a cow?
Julie Tinkerbell: an a bull is a kind of kine.
ezzer: what is a kine?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Welsh or a milch cow.
ezzer: Wow, cool! I didn't know that, man!
Julie Tinkerbell: You really mean to tell me that you didn't know that? I thought everyone knew that!
ezzer: You're getting smart!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
ezzer: What is the difference between love and hate?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, love might be a misogamy, but I'm not sure about hate.
ezzer: What is a misogamy?
Julie Tinkerbell: A misogamy is a kind of hate.
ezzer: I didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
ezzer: Thanks for the info!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
I really didn't know that....
Feelings, woah woah woah, feelings...
ezzer: Are you happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
ezzer: Why are you so happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy to have good friends like you, ezzer.
ezzer: Are you sad?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sad at all, I'm 100% fine with the way things are.
ezzer: So is everything ok, then?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about AI?
good question...
ezzer: Is a bull a cow?
Julie Tinkerbell: an a bull is a kind of kine.
ezzer: what is a kine?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Welsh or a milch cow.
ezzer: Wow, cool! I didn't know that, man!
Julie Tinkerbell: You really mean to tell me that you didn't know that? I thought everyone knew that!
ezzer: You're getting smart!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
ezzer: What is the difference between love and hate?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, love might be a misogamy, but I'm not sure about hate.
ezzer: What is a misogamy?
Julie Tinkerbell: A misogamy is a kind of hate.
ezzer: I didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
ezzer: Thanks for the info!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
I really didn't know that....
Feelings, woah woah woah, feelings...
ezzer: Are you happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
ezzer: Why are you so happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy to have good friends like you, ezzer.
ezzer: Are you sad?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sad at all, I'm 100% fine with the way things are.
ezzer: So is everything ok, then?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about AI?
good question...
Frizella: Goodness, have I got a great recipe for you to try...
3¼ T. brussels sprouts, sliced
4¼ lbs. ground beef, sliced
2 T. brandy
4¼ lbs. crayfish, sliced
Pinch of salt
Mix the brandy and the salt and marinate the ground beef and crayfish together for 29 hours in the fridge. Put meat and seafood into a casserole dish with the brussels sprouts and bake at 84 degrees until temperature of the meat reaches 170. Before serving, garnish with orange slices.
Selendrile: Don don don! the answer is about 10 billion
3¼ T. brussels sprouts, sliced
4¼ lbs. ground beef, sliced
2 T. brandy
4¼ lbs. crayfish, sliced
Pinch of salt
Mix the brandy and the salt and marinate the ground beef and crayfish together for 29 hours in the fridge. Put meat and seafood into a casserole dish with the brussels sprouts and bake at 84 degrees until temperature of the meat reaches 170. Before serving, garnish with orange slices.
Selendrile: Don don don! the answer is about 10 billion
Immaculada: Do you like know I am a SPY?
Guest127: If I say yes will you kill me?
Immaculada: I'd really hate doing it but you know a girl's gotta protect herself.
Guest127: ok ...ummm...NO!!!
Immaculada: Ok? Just ok? Not yes please, or oh great or anything more descriptive?
Guest127: well, I am being safe!
Immaculada: Why is that, sweetheart?
Guest127: I am a tad bit scared by you hon!
Immaculada: How do you feel about being a tad bit scared by I hone?
Guest127: like I should locate my firearms which I don't have
Immaculada: I think I would too.
Guest127: EEEEKKKK!!!!
Immaculada: You know my hip is really sore. It got hit really hard while I was on my last mission.
Guest127: ok, going to hide under the bed now...night
Sorry, I guess she has trouble seperating her missions from her down time. She's harmless really.
Guest127: If I say yes will you kill me?
Immaculada: I'd really hate doing it but you know a girl's gotta protect herself.
Guest127: ok ...ummm...NO!!!
Immaculada: Ok? Just ok? Not yes please, or oh great or anything more descriptive?
Guest127: well, I am being safe!
Immaculada: Why is that, sweetheart?
Guest127: I am a tad bit scared by you hon!
Immaculada: How do you feel about being a tad bit scared by I hone?
Guest127: like I should locate my firearms which I don't have
Immaculada: I think I would too.
Guest127: EEEEKKKK!!!!
Immaculada: You know my hip is really sore. It got hit really hard while I was on my last mission.
Guest127: ok, going to hide under the bed now...night
Sorry, I guess she has trouble seperating her missions from her down time. She's harmless really.
To me this was funny because Julie met this bot on French day, and he told her at that time zat he was zee Oracle and here to answer questions:
Julie Tinkerbell: Mr. "Here to Answer Questions", Last I heard you were zee Oracle! Are you still zee Oracle?
The Oracle: Fall on your knees before the Oracle!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my knees.
The Oracle: *mad cackle*
Julie Tinkerbell: Mr. "Here to Answer Questions", Last I heard you were zee Oracle! Are you still zee Oracle?
The Oracle: Fall on your knees before the Oracle!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my knees.
The Oracle: *mad cackle*
Stay the hell out of the way!
Mad-Mike: Hi.
Surrealist: I yearn you like a spinach
Mad-Mike: How's the weather there?
Surrealist: I tie you like a bean sprout
Mad-Mike: I have just spend a week totally isolated in my Test Chamber and I still haven't got back all my senses. Can you repeat that please? :O
Surrealist: I remember how you endive a type
Mad-Mike: Huh?
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Mad-Mike: Starina told me she's trying to make sense of all of this.
Surrealist: I was just nasty and cant upchuck well yet.
Mad-Mike: Hi.
Surrealist: I yearn you like a spinach
Mad-Mike: How's the weather there?
Surrealist: I tie you like a bean sprout
Mad-Mike: I have just spend a week totally isolated in my Test Chamber and I still haven't got back all my senses. Can you repeat that please? :O
Surrealist: I remember how you endive a type
Mad-Mike: Huh?
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Mad-Mike: Starina told me she's trying to make sense of all of this.
Surrealist: I was just nasty and cant upchuck well yet.
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