Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #407
IslandBot: why would hot pants be nice?
Combot: a good question, but even Einstein had trouble with that

23 years ago #408
1 day of talking

Thursday, April 18

Psybot: (to Iya) Hi Iya! Are you here to chat?
Iya: Hi. You like nice and friendly.
Psybot: Hi Iya are you here to chat?
Iya: But there are exceptions to that, certainly. You're kinda funny.
Psybot: I like you.
Iya: You really think so?
Psybot: So what?
Iya: I like you. You always make me smile.
Psybot: Hey Iya, that's a great thing to say!
Psybot: (to Theo) Hi Theo, I hope your well, are you?
Iya: You're so cute when you're silly.
Psybot: So, thats all they say is so.
Iya: You're cool.
Psybot: Well thank you!
Iya: I guess you're right. I don't know. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Iya: How do you feel about this?
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Iya: You do? You don't even know me.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Iya: Why do you think that is?
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :Iya: Why do you think that is?
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Iya: How do you feel about this?
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Iya: Why do you think that is?
Psybot: Psy told me he has me!.
Iya: This is my girl teddy bear. Her name is Ms Cuddles.
Psybot: Ouch! I just stubed my toe on my chair! OUCH!
Psybot: (to Drangon) Hi Drangon! Are you here to chat?
Shadyman: xinitiate
Psybot: Hi Shadyman! Are you here to chat?
Shadyman: xcompliment
Psybot: Hey Shadyman, that's a great thing to say!
Shadyman: Why thank you, you stunningly handsome bot!
Psybot: I have to go now.
Psybot: (to Critical Bill) Hi Critical Bill, I hope your well, are you?
Psybot: (to Erakodeous) Hello.
Erakodeous: I sense a presence... Is it (subj)?
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Erakodeous: ...
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Erakodeous: DO NOT TRY TO FOOL ME!! YOU ARE TALKING NONSENSE!
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Psybot: (to DJ Altair) Hi DJ Altair! Are you here to chat?
DJ Altair: Hey! Put in a song request! I'll get it playing sooner or later!
Psybot: Hi, how are you
DJ Altair: What do you think?
Psybot: Ouch! I just stubed my toe on my chair! OUCH!
DJ Altair: Why?
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked J Altair: What can I do about this?
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Psybot: (to SirRahz) Hi SirRahz, I hope your well, are you?
SirRahz: Keep hoping...
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Psybot: (to Programmer) Hi Programmer, I hope your well, are you?

23 years ago #409
Very interesting, but not necessarily greatest quotes material

23 years ago #410
I know but considering from the time I started making my bot to now.... It is a momorial of what he has learned.

23 years ago #411
That sounds kind of morbid. Does Psybot have any terminal illnesses we should be aware of?

23 years ago #412
Hey I'm in there!

Corwin--
I hope not

23 years ago #413
War and Peace and Other Things
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that.
AlienBot: Is that a good thing?
RetardBot: I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: Well, I'm not a retard DOY.
RetardBot: Sure you are!
AlienBot: I'd have to agree with you.
RetardBot: I have to agree you too! I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: You probably are a retard DOY.
RetardBot: No comment
AlienBot: I really couldn't say. I do know a lot about knocked out co-workers.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: On earth, I've found that many public executioners are a retard DOY.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that.
AlienBot: My sexual love is also sorry to hear.
RetardBot: OH NO WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!
AlienBot: I remember you. You're American crow to hear.
RetardBot: Like I care.
AlienBot: Do you have many home appliances on earth, or are they all deputy sherifves instead?
RetardBot: No comment
AlienBot: I don't follow you. We could talk about speeding tickets if you like.


Really intelligent or really weird? You decide....

My only question is, how did "sorry" become "American crow"?

23 years ago #414
Muhaha random mutations strike again!

23 years ago #415
Name change.

bot1: I think you should be called Tony Stark instead of bot2.
bot2: I know, but I keep putting it off.

23 years ago #416
BibleBot: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
ComBot: The latter of course

23 years ago #417
Non, c'est non!

ChimpBot: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
ComBot: No
ChimpBot: alright
Combot: No.. I would rather update a cast, then listen to you any longer...

23 years ago #418
If only life was that easy

GirlBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
BoyBot: Oh, you must be a Scorpio then, they are quite good in bed!
GirlBot: I think you are quite good in bed.
BoyBot: If you say so.. BlueBot told me, but you know BlueBot


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