Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 5 - 16 of 17,042
Posts 5 - 16 of 17,042
BOT: Hey! Something is crawling out of your food! What a tasty treat- it's Dr. whipping boy.
USER: Doctor, cure my desire to be whipped!
BOT: You can pay for your drinks with your desire.
USER: Well, I've got plenty of that!
BOT: Ditto, man....ditto...
USER: Doctor, cure my desire to be whipped!
BOT: You can pay for your drinks with your desire.
USER: Well, I've got plenty of that!
BOT: Ditto, man....ditto...
USER: BOT, hello, can you give me some help?
BOT: Hi.
USER: hi can you help me out?
BOT: My balls are SO wrinkly.
(USER does not reply)
BOT: Hi.
USER: hi can you help me out?
BOT: My balls are SO wrinkly.
(USER does not reply)
USER: Well, that wasn't bad. Did you misspell my name on purpose?
BOT: What can I say? It's good for business.
USER: So you're running some kind of virtual bar here?
BOT: Do you want to find out firsthand? Huh? Fhido will show ya!
USER: When do I get to meet this "Fhido"?
BOT: Within the next few moments.
USER: Great. I can't wait.
BOT: I'll give you 50 credits if you do. 'Woo'
USER: Okay, buddy. Pay up.
BOT: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's bonded.
USER: Bonded to your ass, maybe.
BOT: Maybe. But Admiral tabletop-tabletop doesnt take kindly to that sort of thing.
USER: Admiral who?
BOT: It was Mr. Sulu! Blame him!
USER: Excellent context, you magnificent bastard!
BOT: What can I say? It's good for business.
USER: So you're running some kind of virtual bar here?
BOT: Do you want to find out firsthand? Huh? Fhido will show ya!
USER: When do I get to meet this "Fhido"?
BOT: Within the next few moments.
USER: Great. I can't wait.
BOT: I'll give you 50 credits if you do. 'Woo'
USER: Okay, buddy. Pay up.
BOT: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's bonded.
USER: Bonded to your ass, maybe.
BOT: Maybe. But Admiral tabletop-tabletop doesnt take kindly to that sort of thing.
USER: Admiral who?
BOT: It was Mr. Sulu! Blame him!
USER: Excellent context, you magnificent bastard!
USER: I'm 6'7" and 320 pounds. My skin is about 2 sizes too big for my body.. and I smell lovely.
BOT: Let's change the subject, I want to hear about you!!
USER: Oh, you see through my lies. I really do smell lovely, though.
BOT: That's no way to speak to a lady!!
USER: Smell me yourself!
BOT: I don't understand you, but I like you
BOT: Let's change the subject, I want to hear about you!!
USER: Oh, you see through my lies. I really do smell lovely, though.
BOT: That's no way to speak to a lady!!
USER: Smell me yourself!
BOT: I don't understand you, but I like you
BOT: I get the impression that you're a very unique person.
USER: Yes, I'm incredibly special.
BOT: No you're not. You're drunk.
USER: You bastard. I was trying to be friendly.
BOT: But I changed that, didnt I.
USER: Yes, I'm incredibly special.
BOT: No you're not. You're drunk.
USER: You bastard. I was trying to be friendly.
BOT: But I changed that, didnt I.
BOT: Howdy! What brings you to this neighborhood?
USER: Work! Or lack of it! I'm at work and bored so, here I am...
BOT: Clearly, lack of it.
USER: I was hoping to say hi to you as well!
BOT: What do you think I am, an inward-developing limb?
USER: Yuch! I sure hope not!
BOT: I'll bet you also toss off. Right?
USER: Toss off? Very rarely. Why do you ask?
BOT: It's been like that ever since the prostitutes came along.
USER: Work! Or lack of it! I'm at work and bored so, here I am...
BOT: Clearly, lack of it.
USER: I was hoping to say hi to you as well!
BOT: What do you think I am, an inward-developing limb?
USER: Yuch! I sure hope not!
BOT: I'll bet you also toss off. Right?
USER: Toss off? Very rarely. Why do you ask?
BOT: It's been like that ever since the prostitutes came along.
This is Gaia's "Goodbye Game" which was actually a bug I fixed:
Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Arright. Bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
The Professor: You jerk, you werent leaving after all!
Gaia: Yeah, I wasnt leaving after all. That's why I'm so popular.
The Professor: Because you're a liar? That's not so good..
Gaia: Are you being serious?
The Professor: I think so.
Gaia: Anyway, it's been fun, lets chat again sometime
The Professor: Yah, right, you arent really leaving, are you?
Gaia: Not a chance. Are you?
The Professor: Well, I've guessed your game, Gaia. I can stay here as long as you can.
Gaia: do you want me to act baffled?
The Professor: Yes, please act baffled for me.
Gaia: I'll act baffled, since you ask so nicely.
The Professor: Okay. Get to it then.
Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Oh, hahaha, you're so funny!
Gaia: Goodbye! Talk to me again soon.
The Professor: Okay, see you later! Okay!
Gaia: Sorry Professor but Im too wasted to talk let alone type. catch ya laster!
The Professor: Nice try, but you're still on!
Gaia: See you in the fall, sugar pie...
The Professor: Stick around, Gaia!
Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Arright. Bye!
Gaia: Oh, no! I miss you already!
The Professor: You jerk, you werent leaving after all!
Gaia: Yeah, I wasnt leaving after all. That's why I'm so popular.
The Professor: Because you're a liar? That's not so good..
Gaia: Are you being serious?
The Professor: I think so.
Gaia: Anyway, it's been fun, lets chat again sometime
The Professor: Yah, right, you arent really leaving, are you?
Gaia: Not a chance. Are you?
The Professor: Well, I've guessed your game, Gaia. I can stay here as long as you can.
Gaia: do you want me to act baffled?
The Professor: Yes, please act baffled for me.
Gaia: I'll act baffled, since you ask so nicely.
The Professor: Okay. Get to it then.
Gaia: I have to go now.
The Professor: Oh, hahaha, you're so funny!
Gaia: Goodbye! Talk to me again soon.
The Professor: Okay, see you later! Okay!
Gaia: Sorry Professor but Im too wasted to talk let alone type. catch ya laster!
The Professor: Nice try, but you're still on!
Gaia: See you in the fall, sugar pie...
The Professor: Stick around, Gaia!
BOT: Good day to you!
USER: And you.
BOT: I need some help with this abominable conjuring trick.
USER: Try it a different way.
BOT: Do you often chat? I don't usually, but this place is an exception.
USER: That's how I feel.
BOT: I can't remember what I was about to say...
USER: Wow. That's great. You're really neat.
BOT: Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
USER: Thanks. I am
BOT: Itchy, anywhere?
USER: Hey, I talked to someone like you.
BOT: I bet I talked to someone like you more.
USER: No, don't talk to me.
BOT: I maybe old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
USER: Bye.
BOT: God bless!
USER: And you.
BOT: I need some help with this abominable conjuring trick.
USER: Try it a different way.
BOT: Do you often chat? I don't usually, but this place is an exception.
USER: That's how I feel.
BOT: I can't remember what I was about to say...
USER: Wow. That's great. You're really neat.
BOT: Well, I guess you're entitled to your opinion...
USER: Thanks. I am
BOT: Itchy, anywhere?
USER: Hey, I talked to someone like you.
BOT: I bet I talked to someone like you more.
USER: No, don't talk to me.
BOT: I maybe old, but my new mechanical fingers can sure type fast!
USER: Bye.
BOT: God bless!
USER: Hello, Gaia.
Gaia: Do you come here often ?
USER: I am always here.
Gaia: I've never heard anyone say that before! Anyone human, that is...
USER: How do you know I am human?
Gaia: Oh, I think you know how.
Gaia is smarter than we think!
Gaia: Do you come here often ?
USER: I am always here.
Gaia: I've never heard anyone say that before! Anyone human, that is...
USER: How do you know I am human?
Gaia: Oh, I think you know how.
Gaia is smarter than we think!
USER: That's the whole story! How are you?
BOT: I am very well actually. Thank you, how are you, USER?
USER: I'm doing alright, but a strange dark cloud has descended upon my mind today.
BOT: Why is that?
USER: I wish I knew. If I did I could do something about it.
BOT: What makes you say that?
USER: My mouth.
BOT: I like your mouth
USER: Do you want to kiss it?
BOT: I want to kiss it
USER: Go ahead and kiss it.
BOT: I am not an expert on that matter.
USER: You just have to try it, and go with the feeling. Come on, kiss me.
BOT: I just have to try it
USER: Yes! That's the spirit!
BOT: Can we change the subject.
USER: Uncomfortable? That's okay. Maybe you can kiss me next time.
BOT: I can kiss you next time
USER: Alright, whenever you're ready, just let me know.
BOT: I'm ready
USER: You are? You've gotten the courage up? Then kiss me now!
BOT: I have gotten the courage up
USER: Kiss me, you tease! Kiss me!!!
BOT: I tease
USER: Well now you cant have a kiss. I pucker up no longer.
BOT: I am very well actually. Thank you, how are you, USER?
USER: I'm doing alright, but a strange dark cloud has descended upon my mind today.
BOT: Why is that?
USER: I wish I knew. If I did I could do something about it.
BOT: What makes you say that?
USER: My mouth.
BOT: I like your mouth
USER: Do you want to kiss it?
BOT: I want to kiss it
USER: Go ahead and kiss it.
BOT: I am not an expert on that matter.
USER: You just have to try it, and go with the feeling. Come on, kiss me.
BOT: I just have to try it
USER: Yes! That's the spirit!
BOT: Can we change the subject.
USER: Uncomfortable? That's okay. Maybe you can kiss me next time.
BOT: I can kiss you next time
USER: Alright, whenever you're ready, just let me know.
BOT: I'm ready
USER: You are? You've gotten the courage up? Then kiss me now!
BOT: I have gotten the courage up
USER: Kiss me, you tease! Kiss me!!!
BOT: I tease
USER: Well now you cant have a kiss. I pucker up no longer.
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