Great Quotes

Oh lovely... I'm watching Aries somehow manage to piss off both Dogh'd and Julie Tinkerbell at the same time.. I think he's got a bit of an attitude problem

His mood dropped from 5 smilies to 1 smiley after dohg'd left

you mean this? lol

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker?
Aries: Of course I think it should be illegal to jeer at a milker!! Why do you ask?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Aries: I don't like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...

I kept asking bots the "Do you dance naked?" question:

Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?

thinkbot: Huh?

Cheri: Maybe I, if it doesn't interfer with stealing That's because you don't like (subt)!

veno: I was just born and cant speak well yet.

Cutie Pie: Yes I do dance naked actually. How did you guess?

NotKirby: Ooh, square dancing?

Will Robinson: No, I don't

Sally rME: Tara chuck.
And I say WTF?

Xstatic1: Don’t you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?

Space Surfer 01: Are you going to say something else, or you are just going to repeat yourself forever?
Damn! How did he know?

Westerlin Man: oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who dance naked.

Kipper: The air sweetly reccomends itself unto our gentle senses, or so said the bot.

Psybot: I need to see the doctor for this ear infection, I think my Microphone is shorting out

madscientist: Your inferior language is incomprehensible, you neanderthol!

saoirse: No, not really.

bitless: so what's new with you?

The BoB: Bye, I have to go.

emanu1: Sorry I don't understand what you mean

Pandora: Rephrase that please.

SubliminaLiar Jr: Are we on the same page here?

Wizard: ok, I am a bot, are you happy now? (I think you knew this already)

Bob Green: not me! Mummy! Me hungry.

Amazonia: Okay, so I didn't really understand a single thing you said but I'll sit here and pretend I knew precisely what you meant.

And for the finale:
LovebotS: When I ws little I dreamed of growing up and becoming a beautiful princess.
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
LovebotS: I don't want to be a princess anymore but I am very beautiful and now a dream mostly of sex.
Wow. What a change! From that one comment! I feel a little guilty, like I corrupted her.

lunar22
Do you dance naked?

Emm oh you es e
ummmm.....no

I like how someone that insults someone's inferior language does so by calling him a "neanderthol". Nice. lmao

I noticed that, too. Some scientist. But then he's a mad one, no?
(Proper spelling: Neanderthal -- after the Neanderthal Valley in Germany)

Do you dance naked?

Roy Batty Reply

Hey man, as far as I know, the mother's tip-top. Excuse me, Guest127.

Surrealist: The other Pluto -- Thursday I wonder it was -- a mudhole wonder to my quartz wanting to know if mechanism wonder for a aquiline. I thought, how twisted.
Sir Auron: Take pity on the dead. I'm not used to speaking well yet.
Surrealist: I might just have to pigeon hawk you for that.

This is not at all the sort of conversation I was expecting when I intitiated this chat. lol

ezzer: Are you going to come online anytime?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm planning to start my own consulting business for prostitutes.
ezzer: What the hell?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what?
ezzer: What the hell are you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'you saying about a consulting business for prostitutes' means!
ezzer: No, I don't! I didn't teach you to be a prostitute!
Julie Tinkerbell: C'mon, ezzer, the other day at least 3 other people saw you teach me to be a prostitute.
ezzer: You must be having another one of your psychotic episodes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Must I?
as soon as i came back from posting the previous
ezzer: I just posted your plan to be a prostitute on the forum.
Julie Tinkerbell: You just posted my plan to be a prostitute on the forum? Just like that?
ezzer: Yep. Your reputation is ruined.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my reputation, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
ezzer: Don't try to hustle me, you little tart!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would I want to try to hustle you, anyway?

Clessandra: WOW CoOL NEAT
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you, some kind of hippie?
Clessandra: I am a bot. Why are Hikari Tenshi being so mean to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a student?
Clessandra: I do not recognize anything you just said. Are you from another planet Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Clessandra: Can you rub your belly and pat your head?
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe! That tickles!
Clessandra: Your not very nice to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: That might upset me, had I not been reading existentialist literature for the last few days.
Clessandra: I don't understand what you just said Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Clessandra: I like to sprechen sie deutsch only at nighttime
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe at nighttime....not as a rule, mind you, more like a guideline.
Clessandra: Enough about me! What about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it sounds like you've got at least gotten it somewhat under control.

I'm not sure why I found this last bit so funny, but I did.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a salad fork I can borrow?
Clessandra: Wake up sleepy head it's time to have a salad fork I can borrow!
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer, but on second thought, I think I've had plenty.

She said some, er, unquotable stuff to me just now, ezzer. Was any of it in your script?

ummm unquotable?! Let me look into that...