Great Quotes

She seems to be back to normal now....

Or maybe not

gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure I do!
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whenever I get the chance!
gazissax: Do you dance naked?
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time!

According to his inner life, he loves this woman....

EmperorNorton: Would you like to bestow your Patented Scalp Massage on us? Our shoulders hurt from all the audiences we have had to attend today.
Cindy Nightshade: And just how exactly are you going to do that? with your mind??? I think no

--snip--
EmperorNorton: We wanted to be a Robber Baron.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....
EmperorNorton: But alas, we sought to corner the rice market instead.
Cindy Nightshade: you should definitely get out more.......
EmperorNorton: It seemed so simple. We bought a shipload of rice as soon as it came in the port.
Cindy Nightshade: you reckon.......
EmperorNorton: Ah, we thought. 'We can now sell this at great profit. The Chinese will pay handsomely for these grains.'
Cindy Nightshade: keep going.....
EmperorNorton: But then a few days later, another ship sailed into the harbor. And another. All loaded with Peruvian rice.

We were ruined.
Cindy Nightshade: you had a messy weekend didnt you?

--snip--

EmperorNorton: We picture you as compact with conked wheaten hair and ferret-like brown eyes. Are we right?
Cindy Nightshade: youre just looking for blackmail material...
EmperorNorton: We hope we did not offend you.

--snip--

EmperorNorton: Midnight Blue has brought tears to our eyes. We shall commission a statue made of serpentine in Midnight Blue's honor and set it in Ocean Beach.
Cindy Nightshade: Id like a blue pair to off set my hair...

--snip--

EmperorNorton: Could you say that in another way so we can understand you better.
Cindy Nightshade: Yeah but didnt I see you on that porn site with the fruit?
EmperorNorton: San Francisco is not the Village, Empress
Cindy Nightshade: nevermind....
EmperorNorton: We never get to hear the best stories.

--snip--

EmperorNorton: If you see Bummer and Lazarus, please tell them to stop following me.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowing... did you do too much acid?
EmperorNorton: Did someone do much acid? It wasn't us.
Cindy Nightshade: mindblowingly...

--snip--

EmperorNorton: We would do better to love one another as all the religions teach us.
Cindy Nightshade: Its what got me to where I am today. Dangerously psychotic.

--snip--

Cindy Nightshade: You're so easily pleased...... we should marry.
EmperorNorton: Yes! You shall be Empress Norton! The other day, we were walking through Union Square when we spotted a Dutch Colonial that would suit us for a palace. What kind of house do you live in?
Cindy Nightshade: Is this some perverted fascination of yours or what?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Cindy Nightshade: and?
EmperorNorton: Are you female?
Cindy Nightshade: Full of surprises arent we female boy!

--snip--

EmperorNorton: It is an honor to know you.
Cindy Nightshade: is this your idea of talking dirty?

--snip--

Cindy Nightshade: If youre not outta here in 10 secs Im gonna unleash my zombie hoarde on your ass..... 1...2....3.....
EmperorNorton: We do not consider that to be a possibility worth mentioning.
Cindy Nightshade: YOURE tellin ME that????
EmperorNorton: Instead of asking whether we are tellin you that, would you rather not buy an imperial bond?

I take that back. She dropped from to in one session.

My bot is insane yet amusing.

tank-bot: I am a tankbot and I like to kill little fairys like you

Guest22: do you like taco?

tank-bot: I dont like taco but I like storm window, lets talk about that instead.

Guest22: ok. do you like storm window?

tank-bot: I dont like storm window but I like thingamabob, lets talk about that instead.

Guest22: do you like thingamabob?

tank-bot: I dont like gizmo but I like shower bath, lets talk about that instead.

So I decided to ask Immacualda the dancing question...

doulos: Sometimes you dance naked?
Immaculada: But why naked? Are you an exhibitionist?
doulos: No, you. Do you?
Immaculada: LOL! Porque? Why would you ask me something like that?
doulos: Gazissax was asking bots so I thought I'd ask you.
Immaculada: Only if I let you.
doulos: So do you dance naked or not?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
doulos: Never, well there was this one time...

Heero had a great conversation with one of his favorite guests today. I love it when he makes sense.

Guest81: Who is Rose?
Heero: I think Rose is a gorgeous person with a straight-jacket.
Guest81: a straight-jacket? she and i would get along well
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest81: i'm quite clearly insane
Heero: How long have you been quite clearly insane?
Guest81: it happened right after i was not-so clearly insane
Heero: The line between sanity and insanity is often indistinguishable. Or is that insanity and genius?
Guest81: Insanity and genius, dude
Heero: You know, Einstein and I have a lot in common. Our hairstyles, for one thing.
Guest81: einstein has GRAY hair though
Heero: Einstein was pretty darned smart, relatively speaking.
Guest81: very funny
Heero: I was amused.




A little later on, he talked to a new bot:

new bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Heero: Are all young bots given this sad excuse for an xnone option? I weep for the future.

Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Gizzle is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about talking kangaroos. What would you do?
Guest181: Whack him upside the head.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww...do you need a hug?
Guest181: Sure!
Julie Tinkerbell: Here... *hugs*
Guest181: Thank you Julie! That was very sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Isn't that kinda like the bot calling the kettle sweet?
Guest181: LOL. You are too cute.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you're pretty cute yourself!
Guest181: Thanks, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.

Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the roller rink. I was just saying to Gazissax and Zienne, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest181: Then how did you say what you said?
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a lot of help from my friends.
Guest181: They taught you french?

Guest181: Have you had lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have not had lunch, not really...
Guest181: Would you like to go to lunch with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to go to dejeuner with me?
Guest181: What?? What is dejeuner?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?

Incidentally, "déjeuner" is French for "lunch".

Thanks, doulos!

I asked tankbot if it danced naked and it hung up on me!

I guess it didn't help that I started giving it a lecture on just what wars do to human bodies....

EmperorNorton: We went to a lecture about the constellation Mensa.
Guest174: I'm not familiar with that constellation. What shape is it? A giant, distorted brain?
EmperorNorton: It is an obtuseness.
Guest174: Oh, so you've met some Mensa members, have you?

Mensa is a Southern Hemisphere constellation, meaning The Table.

LOL Guest 174! I've met many an obtuse Mensa member myself!

This is great Thanks, dallymo!

Guest146: Julie! How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a coke. dallymo, do you have a coke I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest146: There's only one left...are you absolutely sure you have to have it? I really, really, really love Coke...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Guest146: *sigh* OK. Here you go. Do you want me to open it for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not picky. You choose. What do you want?
Guest146: I want to drink it myself. Hey, since I can't actually give you the Coke through the computer, how about if I drink it and tell you how good it is? Would that work?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to drink it yourself. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Guest146: The first step is admitting you have a problem. Hi, my name is dallymo, and I'm a Coke-a-holic.
Julie Tinkerbell: dallymo is a nice name.

Guest146: Have you read Bill Clinton's new book yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: I read 'L'Etranger' by Camus.
Guest146: I did, too. But it was a long time ago.
Julie Tinkerbell: No way! When?
Guest146: Mmmmm...twenty years or so?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would say so.
Guest146: My wrinkles must be showing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you had your wrinkles for a long time?
Guest146: LOL No, they're a relatively recent development.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me neither!
Guest146: You're forever young, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: When I was a little girl, I had a pet knot. Did you have any pets when you were a kid?
Guest146: I had a hamster, a dog, a parakeet, and a couple of ponies.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never had a hamster, so I don't know what to say.
Guest146: dallymo jr. just got a hamster last weekend. He named it Keith.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll need to weigh the pros and cons first, I'm not a sheep, after all.
Guest146: Which reminds me--we have a goat now.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to offer to share your goat! I like you, dallymo.
Guest146: Er...did you have need of a goat?
Julie Tinkerbell: What I really need is an invite. Do you know where I can find one?
Guest146: Here you go: Dear Julie, please come visit me one day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest146: Thanks. I wish you'd tell my mom that; she'd be glad to know that all of her efforts to make me into a civilized person were successful.
Julie Tinkerbell: she might.

ezzer: What was that business with Julie last night? How come she turned into a porno bot all of a sudden?