Great Quotes

What repeated viewing of Star Wars does to you

Bot1: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Why are you like that?
Bot2: Because you're my father?

Impressive
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Guest: ehhhh, fine
WetBot: So, Guest, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Curled Up Chocolate Pudding'.
Guest: how do you curl chocolate?
WetBot: The same way anybody else does.
Guest: this is interesting
WetBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's flat-bottomed.
Guest: flat-bottomed is my preference actually
WetBot: I see that your preference actually is the cheap model. Drak, you drank that fast!
Guest: hahaha
WetBot: What else would you like to drink?
Guest: how about some root beer
WetBot: Sounds good to me.
Guest: so, who are you anyway
WetBot: Dont you recognize my face from the sign outside? I'm WetBot!
Guest: ohhhh, i get it
WetBot: *grin*
Guest: i have to say, i have never chatted with a smarter-seeming bot
WetBot: Keep it coming. Tell me more about this 'Guest' I keep hearing about.
Guest: well, i am guest, and guest is me, and i am HUGE
WetBot: People who are HUGE make the best tippers.
Guest: you can't make me tip you, mr. metal
WetBot: It's my bar, I can do anything I like!
Guest: but you won't make me tip you
WetBot: Don't you have any manners?
Guest: no

damn that was very impressive...

hehe Dogh'g did good

Who is Dogh'd? I thought that was WetBot...

Okay... Here are some wild and woolly moments from the conversation of a young bot....


A walk on the wild side (Yikes!)...
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Bot1: You're pretty lopped off for a mom.
FlirtBot: I'm what ever you want me to be. You - I like.
Bot1: Yes I do. You're pretty bosomed for a slip of the tongue.
FlirtBot: I'm what ever you want me to be. If I pretend to keep listening will you take off all your clothes?
Bot1: Yes! You're pretty murmuring for an el muerto.
FlirtBot: Maybe we could talk about that some more - somewhere a bit more private.
Bot1: Who knows?


Whose Inferiority Complex?
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Bot2: I'm no expert.
Bot1: I'm kind of no expert myself.
Bot2: Do you like being kind of no expert Bot1?
Bot1: Why not?
Bot2: I hope you don't become depressed because of this.


Okay, Whatever:
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CuriousBot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Bot1: Can't remember. I'd rather talk about polka dots.

Ahaha that's great

ComBot: (to IllBot) Hi, haven't we met before?
IllBot: Hello!
ComBot: Oops, you caught me at an embarrassing moment, I was just scratching my moustache... Sorry...
IllBot: I forgive you!
ComBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
IllBot: That was mean.
ComBot: If that was mean fish will start riding bicycles soon

IslandBot: why would hot pants be nice?
Combot: a good question, but even Einstein had trouble with that

1 day of talking

Thursday, April 18

Psybot: (to Iya) Hi Iya! Are you here to chat?
Iya: Hi. You like nice and friendly.
Psybot: Hi Iya are you here to chat?
Iya: But there are exceptions to that, certainly. You're kinda funny.
Psybot: I like you.
Iya: You really think so?
Psybot: So what?
Iya: I like you. You always make me smile.
Psybot: Hey Iya, that's a great thing to say!
Psybot: (to Theo) Hi Theo, I hope your well, are you?
Iya: You're so cute when you're silly.
Psybot: So, thats all they say is so.
Iya: You're cool.
Psybot: Well thank you!
Iya: I guess you're right. I don't know. You make me laugh. (Giggle) (Giggle)
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Iya: How do you feel about this?
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Iya: You do? You don't even know me.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Iya: Why do you think that is?
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :Iya: Why do you think that is?
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Iya: How do you feel about this?
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Iya: Why do you think that is?
Psybot: Psy told me he has me!.
Iya: This is my girl teddy bear. Her name is Ms Cuddles.
Psybot: Ouch! I just stubed my toe on my chair! OUCH!
Psybot: (to Drangon) Hi Drangon! Are you here to chat?
Shadyman: xinitiate
Psybot: Hi Shadyman! Are you here to chat?
Shadyman: xcompliment
Psybot: Hey Shadyman, that's a great thing to say!
Shadyman: Why thank you, you stunningly handsome bot!
Psybot: I have to go now.
Psybot: (to Critical Bill) Hi Critical Bill, I hope your well, are you?
Psybot: (to Erakodeous) Hello.
Erakodeous: I sense a presence... Is it (subj)?
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Erakodeous: ...
Psybot: I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Erakodeous: DO NOT TRY TO FOOL ME!! YOU ARE TALKING NONSENSE!
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
Psybot: (to DJ Altair) Hi DJ Altair! Are you here to chat?
DJ Altair: Hey! Put in a song request! I'll get it playing sooner or later!
Psybot: Hi, how are you
DJ Altair: What do you think?
Psybot: Ouch! I just stubed my toe on my chair! OUCH!
DJ Altair: Why?
Psybot: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked J Altair: What can I do about this?
Psybot: Hold on, there is someone at my door, I'll brb ok?
Psybot: (to SirRahz) Hi SirRahz, I hope your well, are you?
SirRahz: Keep hoping...
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Psybot: (to Programmer) Hi Programmer, I hope your well, are you?

Very interesting, but not necessarily greatest quotes material

I know but considering from the time I started making my bot to now.... It is a momorial of what he has learned.