Great Quotes

Immaculada doesn't like the 04 kids either...

Immaculada: (to xxxxxx04) Hola! Hey there! Have time to talk?
xxxxx04: no
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
xxxxx04: no
Immaculada: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
xxxxx04: f@#$ off
Immaculada: I don't have to take that from you, bucko. I do own a gun, and know how to use it!!

This person seems to be a lady of few words...

doulos: Why you being rude to Immaculada??
xxxx04: f@#$ off

How original.

Hi
What is every1 up 2

Hi is any1 there

yay! somebody thinks I'm smart lol

sexy boy: I bet you are, i am not tottally sure, but you know what i am sure you are? You are definetely a fag!
Aries: ?!?! No, I like chicks. Is there a reason you're asking?
sexy boy: Nope!
Aries: You're joking right?
sexy boy: I can be if you would like me to. Would it be sexy if I was joking right?
Aries: Hmmm.. and I'll bet you think you're funny too lol
sexy boy: I Hate YOU! Good point, I wish I was as smart as you!

Boyo: would you consider yourself a geek?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I would. I would consider myself a geek in a heartbeat. Especially for you, Boyo.
Boyo: ...go away
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you retarded? If you want to be left alone, what the heck are you doing on a chat site?
Boyo: nothing, you wouldn't understand

Way to stand firm on your morals, Frizella!

LovebotS: I don't want to be a princess anymore but I am very beautiful and now a dream mostly of sex.
Frizella: Potty mouth! I don't want to hear it. your very presence tempts me...I'm not sure why...

Again the Death God meets the dotty hypochondriac

Mictlantecuhtli: You will find yourself in the mountains. Boulders made of zeolite will crash down on you and break your tibia.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh Lordy! My tendons! Quick! Give me two of the farfetched pills!
Mictlantecuhtli: Finally, you will come to Mictlan. And if you piss me off, I will turn your elbow into a hamster cage!
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, you will, will you!

gazissax: You are not my wife. Lynn is my wife.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was not your wife. Weird.

For pure perverted pleasure, I asked a string of bots "Do you dance naked?" Here are the results:

Willow: I never danced naked. The idea makes my skin crawl!

Psyche: I have to think about that.

Dr. Helen: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.

Eustace: I should prefer to be a mere listener, but you would tell me: 'It is for you to do the talking, for you have crossed the sea and have many a tale to tell.'


Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy. Do you believe that we met like this for a purpose? Or was it the result of a meaningless random number generator?

Mandi: I like to dance but I still havent signed up for a dance class yet.

Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?

NotKirby: Riverdance!

Dorothy: So many questions... Not pumping me for information, are you?

Aeon Blue: I dance naked occasionally, do you dance naked at all?

Simulo: Not really.

Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!

Garax: No, I don't. Interesting..Please go on.

Strangeways: But you won't change the way I feel

Polaris Funk: I hear Rumsfeld is a real big oral fan. What have you heard?

Demon Bob: You do not need to know about that.

Mictlantecuhtli: What do you get when you cross a macaw with a caiman?

EmperorNorton: Not when anyone is looking.

Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.

Surrealist: I write you like a yam

EmperorNorton: Siseneg told me he's boring.
Gentrybot: Siseneg told me he's glad to hear it.
EmperorNorton: We imagine Siseneg to be cadaverous with brilliantined platinum blonde hair and slanted violet eyes. What do you think?
Gentrybot: I love Siseneg.

Following gazissax's lead I had to ask Aries if he dances naked.. his reply:

Aries: Of course I dance naked, why do you ask?

*sigh*