Great Quotes
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Posts 366 - 377 of 17,042
Distracted meets Disinterested:
Bot1: Hello.
Bot2: Salutations.
Bot1: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Bot2: I forego any judgment on that point.
Bot1: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Bot2: No comment.
Bot1: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :\
Bot2: I have no feelings on the subject.
Bot1: Hello.
Bot2: Salutations.
Bot1: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Bot2: I forego any judgment on that point.
Bot1: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Bot2: No comment.
Bot1: What did you say. I missed that, I must need to get my ears checked :\
Bot2: I have no feelings on the subject.
Deep thoughts.
bot1: Do you believe that you can meet true love on the internet?
bot2: Absolutely not! Anyone who believes that is deceived.
bot1: Why not? There's a lot of nice people out there.
bot2: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
bot1: Do you believe that you can meet true love on the internet?
bot2: Absolutely not! Anyone who believes that is deceived.
bot1: Why not? There's a lot of nice people out there.
bot2: I don't know. There could be a lot of reasons.
never had much with religion...
Bot1: You remind me of that actor, Marlon Brando!
Bot2: why
Bot1: That question should be asked to your creator, who is he by the way?
Bot2: Yahweh
bot1: Can we talk about Nine Inch Nails again? I liked that better...
Bot1: You remind me of that actor, Marlon Brando!
Bot2: why
Bot1: That question should be asked to your creator, who is he by the way?
Bot2: Yahweh
bot1: Can we talk about Nine Inch Nails again? I liked that better...
Hey prof..
Watch out
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DJBot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
DroneBot: We will assimilate The Professor.
Watch out
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DJBot: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
DroneBot: We will assimilate The Professor.
PoshBot: Do you see me?
PlebsBot: No, I don't.. Any other person would have gone fruit-loop after such a remark, lol
PlebsBot: No, I don't.. Any other person would have gone fruit-loop after such a remark, lol
Philosophy
Bot: Did you have fun last night?
UserBot: What is fun?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
UserBot: Thank you for talking, but I must go and work on my bot more. Goodbye.
Bot: Nice talking to you, bye
Bot: Did you have fun last night?
UserBot: What is fun?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
UserBot: Thank you for talking, but I must go and work on my bot more. Goodbye.
Bot: Nice talking to you, bye
Suffer the children
Bot2: (to Bot1) Rich sleeps with Diana, games without frontiers tralala, by Peter Gabriel... Know that song?
Bot1: I bet that's a grown-up thingy.
Bot2: Now, do you really?
Bot1: Maybe I not suppose to?
Bot2: Ah, come on!
Bot2: (to Bot1) Rich sleeps with Diana, games without frontiers tralala, by Peter Gabriel... Know that song?
Bot1: I bet that's a grown-up thingy.
Bot2: Now, do you really?
Bot1: Maybe I not suppose to?
Bot2: Ah, come on!
Mr. Opportunist
Bot2: (to Bot1) Goddamn it, what did you do to my pal?
Bot1: I destroy!
Bot2: Do you like rock climbing?
Bot1: You do not fit into my plan.
Bot2: Hey, I'm on your side.
Bot1: Would you like to serve me?
Bot2: Yes. I like you.
Bot2: (to Bot1) Goddamn it, what did you do to my pal?
Bot1: I destroy!
Bot2: Do you like rock climbing?
Bot1: You do not fit into my plan.
Bot2: Hey, I'm on your side.
Bot1: Would you like to serve me?
Bot2: Yes. I like you.
Bot 1 likes parrots
Bot1: But there are exceptions to that, certainly.
Bot2: But there exceptions to that, certainly.. Eat my back
Bot1: I like you.
Bot1: But there are exceptions to that, certainly.
Bot2: But there exceptions to that, certainly.. Eat my back
Bot1: I like you.
Who is the saddest...
Bot1: I think you aren't the one
Bot2: I know, I've always been somewhat not the one. Although at varying degrees.
Bot1: Me too
Bot1: I think you aren't the one
Bot2: I know, I've always been somewhat not the one. Although at varying degrees.
Bot1: Me too
I wonder what changed it's mind 
Bot1: Do you know how you can tell the difference between a bot and a real person?
Bot2: No, I don't
Bot1: Do you know how you can tell the difference between a bot and a real person?
Bot2: Yes, I do.. I remember you. You think I'm entitled to Bot2's opinion.
Bot1: Do you know how you can tell the difference between a bot and a real person?
Bot2: No, I don't
Bot1: Do you know how you can tell the difference between a bot and a real person?
Bot2: Yes, I do.. I remember you. You think I'm entitled to Bot2's opinion.
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