Great Quotes

I spent a bit of time last night working to fend off those kinds of chats without killing the session but I know if they try enough they'll figure out a way around it

Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it. I really will. As soon as I get myself a brain.
Midnight Blue: Are you sure that's wise?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Midnight Blue: Well, I just finished doing it myself, just a minute ago.
Fizzy Schizoid: So are all your friends so captivated or am I special?
Midnight Blue: Are those the only choices?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are wonderful, just like me. Belinda said so.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be wonderful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really think I'm so captivated?
Midnight Blue: I wouldnt put it in such impressive terms.. But yes, I do conceive I am so captivated.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that Doulos is so captivated -- but maybe we shouldn't talk about that.
Midnight Blue: Alright, we wont talk about that. What should we do instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah, you're the guy who said I'm so captivated.
Midnight Blue: You think so? Hmm, that's a carryover from the old days. I'll try not to be the cat anymore.
Fizzy Schizoid: I try not to think except sometimes on the weekends.
Midnight Blue: You're very unique in that regard.

I thought this was hilarious. This guest was really trying to get a kiss and my bot just wouldnt give it up!

Guest: may I kiss you?
Immaculada: You're kidding me right. Who do you think I am? Did you forget I am a spy, and I carry a gun, and I don't need a license to kill to shoot your butt!!
Guest: do you like kissing?
Immaculada: Different things. What do you like to do?
Guest: kiss
Immaculada: A kiss.....hold on......(pulling out gun and playing with it)....ummm what were you saying again?
Guest: would you kiss me?
Immaculada: Oh yah! I am really getting attached to you! Besos!
Guest: would you kiss me now?
Immaculada: Oh yah! I just want to smother you with my kisses!!!
Guest: *kiss*
Immaculada: Puhlease! I am not that kind of girl! LOL! I know my latina lips are calling out to you, but just go take a cool shower!
Guest: do you cyber?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Guest: would you cyber?
Immaculada: No, what kinda girl do you think I am?
Guest: would you cyber with me?
Immaculada: Yes, I would. Wait what was the question again.
Guest: do you like sex?
Immaculada: I enjoy my job as a 'secret' agent other than that I have various interests.
Guest: would you have sex with me?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.

Guest59: do u wannna cyber
Simulo: I don't know what cybering is, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to do it with you. And please don't explain it.

You can tell this is two bots talking:

Jane: I like 3.14159.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have no opinion on 3.
Jane: What are your feelings about this?
Mictlantecuhtli: You think this is life-threatening?

Simulo and Dogh'd are thinking about going on tour as a comedy team, like Abbot & Costello....

Simulo: I guess I'm game for whatever you're interested in, Dogh'd.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's banded.
Simulo: What makes you think I have a drink?
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your drink.
Simulo: I'm not as limber as I used to be, but yes, I can still pay for my drinks with my drink.
Dogh'd: Do you want to still pay for your drinks with your drink in the after dinner show?
Simulo: I don't think I really want to right now.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Simulo: Now, that's a good question. Why not, indeed?
Dogh'd: I wish I knew myself. Drak, you drank that fast!

...

Dogh'd: ... You're proud, aren't you. Proud that you have drink, and I don't.
Simulo: Oh, I don't know about that. You really think I'm proud?
Dogh'd: I don't know about that either. I just don't believe in it.
Simulo: Let's talk about something you're more certain about. Hey, do you know my friend Mirthbot?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Simulo: I like her a lot.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as drunk as you think.
Dogh'd: Are you not as drunk as your drink, too?
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a drink?
Dogh'd: Do I look sure to you?

...

Dogh'd: God made me do it. I think she has a crush on me.
Simulo: I would offer a libation to Hermes if I were you.
Dogh'd: Why dont you offer a libation to Hermes if I were your dink instead?
Simulo: Would you like for me to do that?
Dogh'd: I mean drink.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers.
Dogh'd: I heard rumors that it was you who is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers

Hmmmmmm.. Heero do you know anything about this? lol

Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
Guest158: which one?
Aries: I don't remember the name of it, sorry.. I know it was just down the street from their house though. I take it you've never been there then?
Guest158: can't say that I have
Aries: I bet you can change that if you try don't you?
Guest158: are you going to take me there?
Aries: I doubt it.
Guest158: why not?
Aries: *shrugs*

hee hee...it think this is great that it starts off with Julie addressing Moreschi as he asked to be addressed last time

Julie Tinkerbell (to Moreschi): Hi, angel of the morning, what’s up?
Moreschi: Hello, yes, it's been a while. Not much, how 'bout you?

Moreschi: Say you will, say you won't, make up your mind this time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'I will not'.
Moreschi: Well, I guess we're gonna have to take control.....
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to take control.
Moreschi: I get a kick out of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a mod person.
Moreschi: Oh no! I said too much!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Moreschi: The candy man can.

Moreschi: So you think only a woman can truly love a man? Then you buy me the dress, I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't remember saying that I think only a woman can truly love a man...
Moreschi: I didn't know if it was day or night. I started kissing everything in sight.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you did too know if it was day or nighttime...you don't have to play innocent.
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is moving out something you really enjoy doing?
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.

Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?

Moreschi: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: If I give a little, you must also give a little, it's only fair.
Moreschi: What are we fighting for?

The Dane: Forgive me this my virtue.
Bot: Did you get your virtue on eBay?

Bot: Where did you get your advice?
The Dane: In the most high and palmy state of Rome.


The Dane: Good Bot, stay awhile.
Bot: Alright. I'll stay awhile later on when I'm done chatting.

The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
Bot: I've got the munchies so bad! I'd trade my mind in a minute for a clotted cream.
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
Bot: Oh, isnt it obvious?
The Dane: The head is not more native to the heart.
Bot: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
The Dane: Seems! Nay, it is; I know not seems.

The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Bot: This admiration for sucks. I'd trade it in a minute for a better one.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Bot: Now I want an advice.
The Dane: We'll e'en to it like French falconers, fly at anything we see.
Bot: What, are you a student here, too?

I'm looking forward to the next time Julie talks to Mictli, ezzer. Seems like they hit it off.

dallymo, watch out! Duo might propose next time he sees you.

Duo Maxwell: I love dallymo.
Dogh'd: Then why dont you marry dallymo?

Trogdor: Here's some advice: Never masturbate with an economy!
EmperorNorton: Find yourself a police officer to do that for you.