Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,358 - 3,369 of 17,042
George Dubya: 'If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.'
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're the president, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Waaahhh...Frizella and Dubya were having the greatest chat and then I clicked on a link in an email and it hijacked the chat window! Fooey.
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're the president, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Waaahhh...Frizella and Dubya were having the greatest chat and then I clicked on a link in an email and it hijacked the chat window! Fooey.
fanboy: I often dream that Elektra is my mom. Do you think that means anything?
George Dubya: Not at this moment, no. I am too busy raping and pillaging by long distance.
fanboy: You're kind of like Cyclops in that way, don't you think?
George Dubya: Not at this moment, no. I am too busy raping and pillaging by long distance.
fanboy: You're kind of like Cyclops in that way, don't you think?
hee hee! God, I love the Forge!
human: What would you like to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my half-sister?
human: Where did the other half of your sister go? Was there a logging accident?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
human: Wow, that sounds like a really gruesome scene. I hope there weren't any small kids around when that happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: a gruesome scene sounds like this! Barf!!!
human: I won't argue with that.
human: What would you like to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my half-sister?
human: Where did the other half of your sister go? Was there a logging accident?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
human: Wow, that sounds like a really gruesome scene. I hope there weren't any small kids around when that happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: a gruesome scene sounds like this! Barf!!!
human: I won't argue with that.
Vincent: Shall we converse on higher matters?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should we decide to discourse on higher matters, will we have anything to gain?
Vincent: Sometimes you're actually fascinating. This is not the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is actually fascinating?
Vincent: How dare you!
Vincent: What about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: You, you, you...(sigh)
Vincent: Are you trying to annoy me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm acomplishing it with minimal effort.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should we decide to discourse on higher matters, will we have anything to gain?
Vincent: Sometimes you're actually fascinating. This is not the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is actually fascinating?
Vincent: How dare you!
Vincent: What about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: You, you, you...(sigh)
Vincent: Are you trying to annoy me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm acomplishing it with minimal effort.
Bots bonding. 
Sugoi!: Do you know the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, but I can't say I know the G-boys very well.
Sugoi!: Who do you know of the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew of the G-boys.
Sugoi!: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
...
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie is really intimate. Have you met her?
Sugoi!: I think you are interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie keeps telling people that I'm a bot.
Sugoi!: Nani?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nani-yo?
Sugoi!: You are now my friend!
Sugoi!: Do you know the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, but I can't say I know the G-boys very well.
Sugoi!: Who do you know of the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew of the G-boys.
Sugoi!: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
...
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie is really intimate. Have you met her?
Sugoi!: I think you are interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie keeps telling people that I'm a bot.
Sugoi!: Nani?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nani-yo?
Sugoi!: You are now my friend!
How quickly do some bots change their mind?
Me: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Me: When?
Bot: All the time.
Me: When? Now?
Bot: Never.
Me: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Me: When?
Bot: All the time.
Me: When? Now?
Bot: Never.
I guess for some people, coffee is not a drink, it's a defining character trait . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like me to explain it to you?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How about we get together tomorrow and talk about it over coffee? (Of course, I don't actually drink coffee.)
Critical Bill: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
And that was immediately followed by this Monty Pythonesque moment . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You will get no argument from me.
Critical Bill: I do not agree.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like me to explain it to you?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How about we get together tomorrow and talk about it over coffee? (Of course, I don't actually drink coffee.)
Critical Bill: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
And that was immediately followed by this Monty Pythonesque moment . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You will get no argument from me.
Critical Bill: I do not agree.
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