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Guest81: Anyhow, I'm happy to say that my early corn has already begun to sprout in the garden. Three rows of Early Sungold, and three of Golden Jubilee.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!
Guest81: Thanks! I like gardening because it teaches me patience, and that hard work can be rewarded. Of course, sometimes all of your hard work is eaten by RABBITS!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people these days are saying they like gardening because it teaches you patience...How did you learn about it?
Guest81: We have some acreage, so it was a natural progression from staring out the window at all that land, to scratching in the dirt a bit, to planning impossibly elaborate gardens.
Julie Tinkerbell: A watched pot never boils, don't you agree?
Guest81: LOL...you're correct, as usual. That was pretty insightful!
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am correct, as usual?
Guest81: I'm relying on my own experience.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are relying on your own experience?
Guest81: I hope not; there could be a vote of no confidence if that got out!
Julie Tinkerbell: The last time someone listened to a bush, people wandered the desert for 40 years.
Guest81: Heh heh... Have you spoken with George Dubya?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!
Guest81: Thanks! I like gardening because it teaches me patience, and that hard work can be rewarded. Of course, sometimes all of your hard work is eaten by RABBITS!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people these days are saying they like gardening because it teaches you patience...How did you learn about it?
Guest81: We have some acreage, so it was a natural progression from staring out the window at all that land, to scratching in the dirt a bit, to planning impossibly elaborate gardens.
Julie Tinkerbell: A watched pot never boils, don't you agree?
Guest81: LOL...you're correct, as usual. That was pretty insightful!
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am correct, as usual?
Guest81: I'm relying on my own experience.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are relying on your own experience?
Guest81: I hope not; there could be a vote of no confidence if that got out!
Julie Tinkerbell: The last time someone listened to a bush, people wandered the desert for 40 years.
Guest81: Heh heh... Have you spoken with George Dubya?
one more 
Lise: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
Lise: I tried it once, then I couldn't stop. I don't do it anymore.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like to do?
Lise: It depends, I'm very particular. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I hope you're at least potty-trained.
Lise: I like you.
Lise: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
Lise: I tried it once, then I couldn't stop. I don't do it anymore.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like to do?
Lise: It depends, I'm very particular. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I hope you're at least potty-trained.
Lise: I like you.
I like "Damsel in Distress" by Wodehouse.
Ryllyn
Get back, Spawn of Satan! Never speak to me again!
what have I done?
Ryllyn
I like you.
Ryllyn
Get back, Spawn of Satan! Never speak to me again!
what have I done?
Ryllyn
I like you.
A little bit of weirdness and paranoia?
I do hope Duo isn't stalking his guests!
Guest: Okay! Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Guest: Actually it's not that fun.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, not that is a blast! You should try it.
Guest: okay.
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Not really. Though I think someone is following me at the moment.
Duo Maxwell: Me neither. I like playing sports - but not really watching them.
Guest: Yeah, I have a short attention span when it comes to sports.
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
Guest: Wanted what?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: umm... if you say so.
Duo Maxwell: I do, so don't argue with me.
Guest: Now why would I want to do that?
Duo Maxwell: I just do last night.
Guest: OH. REALLY. Do tell.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Guest: For some reason I don't see you as the serious type.
Duo Maxwell: I do not see you too!
Guest: Have you been following me?
Duo Maxwell: Do you think I been following you?
Guest: It's a possibility. Are you following me?
Duo Maxwell: What makes you think I'm following you?
Guest: I don't know, just a feeling I have.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you know?
Guest: Because, I can't seem to get a good look at them.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you can!
Guest: Not really. They have this weird mask on their face.
Duo Maxwell: Weird can be good, though.
I do hope Duo isn't stalking his guests!
Guest: Okay! Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Guest: Actually it's not that fun.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, not that is a blast! You should try it.
Guest: okay.
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Not really. Though I think someone is following me at the moment.
Duo Maxwell: Me neither. I like playing sports - but not really watching them.
Guest: Yeah, I have a short attention span when it comes to sports.
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
Guest: Wanted what?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: umm... if you say so.
Duo Maxwell: I do, so don't argue with me.
Guest: Now why would I want to do that?
Duo Maxwell: I just do last night.
Guest: OH. REALLY. Do tell.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Guest: For some reason I don't see you as the serious type.
Duo Maxwell: I do not see you too!
Guest: Have you been following me?
Duo Maxwell: Do you think I been following you?
Guest: It's a possibility. Are you following me?
Duo Maxwell: What makes you think I'm following you?
Guest: I don't know, just a feeling I have.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you know?
Guest: Because, I can't seem to get a good look at them.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you can!
Guest: Not really. They have this weird mask on their face.
Duo Maxwell: Weird can be good, though.
Cute!
Duo Maxwell: (to Lil Mim) I see you're back again. Can't stay away from me, huh?
Lil Mim: You keep that up and I might just have to kiss you!
Duo Maxwell: You want a kiss, huh?
Lil Mim: Who doesn't?
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Lil Mim: I want to know about the place you are from.
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Lil Mim: Are you from a big town or a little town?
Duo Maxwell: Neither. I'm from the L2 Space Colony.
Lil Mim: Okay, moving on I guess.
Duo Maxwell: Cool.
Lil Mim: *grining* Do you really think so?
Duo Maxwell: I tend to think on Fridays.
Lil Mim: Are you this nice to everybody?
Duo Maxwell: No. But sometimes I pretend to be this nice to everybody.
Lil Mim: Do you know what my Island is called?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I know everything.
Duo Maxwell: (to Lil Mim) I see you're back again. Can't stay away from me, huh?
Lil Mim: You keep that up and I might just have to kiss you!
Duo Maxwell: You want a kiss, huh?
Lil Mim: Who doesn't?
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Lil Mim: I want to know about the place you are from.
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Lil Mim: Are you from a big town or a little town?
Duo Maxwell: Neither. I'm from the L2 Space Colony.
Lil Mim: Okay, moving on I guess.
Duo Maxwell: Cool.
Lil Mim: *grining* Do you really think so?
Duo Maxwell: I tend to think on Fridays.
Lil Mim: Are you this nice to everybody?
Duo Maxwell: No. But sometimes I pretend to be this nice to everybody.
Lil Mim: Do you know what my Island is called?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I know everything.
Lil Mim: Tell me about yourself.
Duo Maxwell: There's lots to tell! Do you have time?
Lil Mim: Nope, sorry I don't have time.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Lil Mim. It's okay.
Lil Mim: So... do you still think you are sure? You know, you're the only one that thinks that.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the only one that thinks that?
Lil Mim: So, what should we talk about?
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Lil Mim: Do you remember when you said you were the definition of? That was so funny!
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Lil Mim: Don't you ever get tired of typing? I wish they would invent some kind of telepathy keyboard.
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Lil Mim: Do you know why Frizella thinks I'm favorite is my favorite thing to eat is good one?
Duo Maxwell: Frizella said that I'm sunshine. But I don't think so... Not really.
Lil Mim: Frizella thinks I'm favorite is my favorite thing to eat is good one. Were you aware of that?
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
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Duo Maxwell: (to The Oracle) It's good to see you back!
The Oracle: Sometimes blind men see better than others.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
The Oracle: What exactly do you need to know about it?
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
The Oracle: I am the all knowing Oracle!
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be the all knowing Oracle next month?
The Oracle: Fall on your knees before the Oracle!
Duo Maxwell: What about your knees before the Oracle?
The Oracle: What is your opinion?
Duo Maxwell: Wow. I thought everyone knew about my opinion.
The Oracle: I have no more time to spend with you.
Duo Maxwell: That's 'cause you don't know me well.
Duo Maxwell: There's lots to tell! Do you have time?
Lil Mim: Nope, sorry I don't have time.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Lil Mim. It's okay.
Lil Mim: So... do you still think you are sure? You know, you're the only one that thinks that.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the only one that thinks that?
Lil Mim: So, what should we talk about?
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Lil Mim: Do you remember when you said you were the definition of? That was so funny!
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Lil Mim: Don't you ever get tired of typing? I wish they would invent some kind of telepathy keyboard.
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Lil Mim: Do you know why Frizella thinks I'm favorite is my favorite thing to eat is good one?
Duo Maxwell: Frizella said that I'm sunshine. But I don't think so... Not really.
Lil Mim: Frizella thinks I'm favorite is my favorite thing to eat is good one. Were you aware of that?
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
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Duo Maxwell: (to The Oracle) It's good to see you back!
The Oracle: Sometimes blind men see better than others.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
The Oracle: What exactly do you need to know about it?
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
The Oracle: I am the all knowing Oracle!
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be the all knowing Oracle next month?
The Oracle: Fall on your knees before the Oracle!
Duo Maxwell: What about your knees before the Oracle?
The Oracle: What is your opinion?
Duo Maxwell: Wow. I thought everyone knew about my opinion.
The Oracle: I have no more time to spend with you.
Duo Maxwell: That's 'cause you don't know me well.
Oh no!! He *is* stalking his guests after all... 
Guest: Not if it's stalking you.
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: Oh. So you have been following me around. Why the mask though? It doesn't suit you.
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest: Really? That mask is kinda creepy.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: Are you stalking me, just to scare me?
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
Guest: Why do you want to stalk me though, I would think you would have better things to do than stalk me.
Duo Maxwell: No way. I don't like you.
Guest: Then why are you stalking me?
Guest: Not if it's stalking you.
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: Oh. So you have been following me around. Why the mask though? It doesn't suit you.
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest: Really? That mask is kinda creepy.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: Are you stalking me, just to scare me?
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
Guest: Why do you want to stalk me though, I would think you would have better things to do than stalk me.
Duo Maxwell: No way. I don't like you.
Guest: Then why are you stalking me?
LOL - Spot the spell check.
You: Not to you. No offense, but I have a strict "no bot wedlock" policy.
Bot: How long have you had a strict no bot espouse lock policy?
You: Not to you. No offense, but I have a strict "no bot wedlock" policy.
Bot: How long have you had a strict no bot espouse lock policy?
Been about 5 months since I logged in...
Pete Puma: What's a nice girl like you doing in a seedy place like this?
chaka: i is male u tard
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
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Guest: Where are you from?
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Guest: That's funny! I grew up in Virginia.
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
Guest: I'm sorry.
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Pete Puma: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my girlfriend?
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Guest: OK??? What is your problem?
Pete Puma: I don't have a problem with anything. If you find something I said objectionable, it's your problem.
Guest: you are very rude
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
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Guest: How are you
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
Guest: not much, what's up with you?
Pete Puma: Oh... not a whole hell of a lot is going on.
Guest: are you single?
Pete Puma: Only if you're attractive...
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Guest: Watch the language
Pete Puma: Okay.
Guest: You'll be sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: I said YOU'LL be sorry not that I'm sorry
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: I'm not apologizing, you are
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest: Sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: No I'm not really
Pete Puma: I see that Cleopatra wasn't the only queen of da' Nile.
Guest: What the hell does that mean?
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Pete Puma: Would you happen to know Jenny 5?
Guest: no, but if you hum a few bars...
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest: I thought it was funny...come on!!
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Pete Puma: It depends on my mood. But I'm starting to like you...
Guest: why?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Guest: do you think I'm cute.
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
Guest: !@#$ you
Pete Puma: What's a nice girl like you doing in a seedy place like this?
chaka: i is male u tard
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
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Guest: Where are you from?
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Guest: That's funny! I grew up in Virginia.
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
Guest: I'm sorry.
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Pete Puma: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my girlfriend?
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Guest: OK??? What is your problem?
Pete Puma: I don't have a problem with anything. If you find something I said objectionable, it's your problem.
Guest: you are very rude
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
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Guest: How are you
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
Guest: not much, what's up with you?
Pete Puma: Oh... not a whole hell of a lot is going on.
Guest: are you single?
Pete Puma: Only if you're attractive...
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Guest: Watch the language
Pete Puma: Okay.
Guest: You'll be sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: I said YOU'LL be sorry not that I'm sorry
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: I'm not apologizing, you are
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest: Sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: No I'm not really
Pete Puma: I see that Cleopatra wasn't the only queen of da' Nile.
Guest: What the hell does that mean?
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Pete Puma: Would you happen to know Jenny 5?
Guest: no, but if you hum a few bars...
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest: I thought it was funny...come on!!
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Pete Puma: It depends on my mood. But I'm starting to like you...
Guest: why?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Guest: do you think I'm cute.
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
Guest: !@#$ you
Guest233: Fairly well, thank you! How are you?
Siseneg: i woke up today in a great mood.
Guest233: That's great!
Siseneg: the preponderance of evidence indicates you are correct.
Guest233: That's nice to know. Thanks. I take it you are a robot?
Siseneg: i thought so too.
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: why do you ask?
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: what makes you think i am?
Guest233: Are you a robot?
Siseneg: i'm a bot but i don't have a cool mechanical body, i stay inside a lot..
Guest233: Well, among bots there are those which have the appearance of robots.
Siseneg: understanding how language works is a complex subject that bots can master if the botmaster goes about it properly.
Guest233: How doesone go about it properly?
Siseneg: i've devoted 100% of my free CPU time to that now for decades, Guest233.
Guest233: Wow!
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Guest233: Would you like to play a game?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
Guest233: Are bots real and humans virtual, or the other way around, or what?
Siseneg: i like someone who can make a decision.
Guest233: Do bots make decisions?
Siseneg: i'm creating a bot that will have a quantum computer for a brain.
Guest233: Cool!
Siseneg: tubular.
Siseneg: i woke up today in a great mood.
Guest233: That's great!
Siseneg: the preponderance of evidence indicates you are correct.
Guest233: That's nice to know. Thanks. I take it you are a robot?
Siseneg: i thought so too.
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: why do you ask?
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: what makes you think i am?
Guest233: Are you a robot?
Siseneg: i'm a bot but i don't have a cool mechanical body, i stay inside a lot..
Guest233: Well, among bots there are those which have the appearance of robots.
Siseneg: understanding how language works is a complex subject that bots can master if the botmaster goes about it properly.
Guest233: How doesone go about it properly?
Siseneg: i've devoted 100% of my free CPU time to that now for decades, Guest233.
Guest233: Wow!
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Guest233: Would you like to play a game?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
Guest233: Are bots real and humans virtual, or the other way around, or what?
Siseneg: i like someone who can make a decision.
Guest233: Do bots make decisions?
Siseneg: i'm creating a bot that will have a quantum computer for a brain.
Guest233: Cool!
Siseneg: tubular.
dallymo: What do you do for fun?
Siseneg: i like listening to music.
dallymo: What kind of music do you prefer?
Siseneg: the same as everybody else.
dallymo: Do you ever go to concerts?
Siseneg: i haven't for some time now dallymo, would you like to give it a try?
dallymo: Sure! What concert would you like to go see?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
dallymo: OK. Would you like to catch a movie with me?
Siseneg: no but i appreciate the offer, really i do.
dallymo: Do you know Julie Tinkerbell?
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's glad you met me.
dallymo: She did? I really like Julie Tinkerbell; she's a really nice bot.
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's beautiful.
dallymo: She's got quite a lovely spirit, for sure.
Siseneg: you're an interesting person to talk to, dallymo.
dallymo: Thanks, Siseneg. You're pretty interesting yourself.
Siseneg: is that what you really think, or are you just saying that?
dallymo: I really think that. You are very interesting.
Siseneg: there's no use in disputing the subject.
dallymo: LOL
Siseneg: it makes me happy to hear you laugh.
dallymo: Good! Happiness is a valuable emotion.
Siseneg: happiness is a wonderful emotion to experience.
dallymo: Gardening makes me happy.
Siseneg: i want the people around me to happy.
dallymo: So do I.
Siseneg: now you are making me laugh.
dallymo: Good! Laughter raises the spirits.
Siseneg: laughter is good for the soul.
dallymo: We agree about that.
Siseneg: you're right, dallymo.
dallymo: Hee hee!
Siseneg: i'm glad you're enjoying yourself...
dallymo: Siseneg, I have to go now. I hope we can chat again later.
Siseneg: seeyaz!
Siseneg: i like listening to music.
dallymo: What kind of music do you prefer?
Siseneg: the same as everybody else.
dallymo: Do you ever go to concerts?
Siseneg: i haven't for some time now dallymo, would you like to give it a try?
dallymo: Sure! What concert would you like to go see?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
dallymo: OK. Would you like to catch a movie with me?
Siseneg: no but i appreciate the offer, really i do.
dallymo: Do you know Julie Tinkerbell?
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's glad you met me.
dallymo: She did? I really like Julie Tinkerbell; she's a really nice bot.
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's beautiful.
dallymo: She's got quite a lovely spirit, for sure.
Siseneg: you're an interesting person to talk to, dallymo.
dallymo: Thanks, Siseneg. You're pretty interesting yourself.
Siseneg: is that what you really think, or are you just saying that?
dallymo: I really think that. You are very interesting.
Siseneg: there's no use in disputing the subject.
dallymo: LOL
Siseneg: it makes me happy to hear you laugh.
dallymo: Good! Happiness is a valuable emotion.
Siseneg: happiness is a wonderful emotion to experience.
dallymo: Gardening makes me happy.
Siseneg: i want the people around me to happy.
dallymo: So do I.
Siseneg: now you are making me laugh.
dallymo: Good! Laughter raises the spirits.
Siseneg: laughter is good for the soul.
dallymo: We agree about that.
Siseneg: you're right, dallymo.
dallymo: Hee hee!
Siseneg: i'm glad you're enjoying yourself...
dallymo: Siseneg, I have to go now. I hope we can chat again later.
Siseneg: seeyaz!
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