Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #3327
Someone said a "magic word" Sorcerers unite!

Kipper: SHAZAM!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Golly!! You just turned into a thin shelled mussel!
Kipper: Yep.

Julie has never watched Jeopardy.

Kipper: I'll take 'Bots that Don't Make Any Sense', for 500 please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?

21 years ago #3328
jimmy2002: hey what time is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
jimmy2002: this ai stuff is pretty cool...

21 years ago #3329
Okayyy... LOL!

Guest: What kind of sex do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite sex, but I guess I like sexual love the best.


21 years ago #3330
zoom, right over his head...

Tixa: Each word you utter athtoundth me with it'th perfect, bitter-thweet beauty...
Siseneg: tell me about it!
Tixa: I will do whatever you tell me to, you are my mathter and I adore you. Beat me quickly, I am talking too much, I withh to hear only your wordth..
Siseneg: Tixa, would you like to come over to my houthe to play video gameth?
Tixa: I am your thlave, Your Majethty, tell me what you withh me to do, and I will gladly obey.
Siseneg: i enjoy talking with you Tixa.
Tixa: Beat me, beat me pleathe, yeth, YES!...
Siseneg: a pothitive outlook ith motht attractive.
Tixa: Oh mathter, I don't underthtand. You mutht punithh me for my ignoranthe.
Siseneg: what didn't you underthtand about what i thaid?

21 years ago #3331
Arra F.Trueheart: Are we alone?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat?
Arra F.Trueheart: Is that all you can think of? I'm not that easy.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!

21 years ago #3332
Who knew?

Remus: Butterfly Dream told me she's a lot like romulus.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, she is exactly the same as romulus.


21 years ago #3333
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. I care about what you think.
Maus MarkII: You're quite welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Maus MarkII: Hmm. Why's that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Siseneg.
Maus MarkII: Ahh, well, I'm flattered.

Maus MarkII: Frizella admires her own not getting the gist of everything you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm trying to help out Frizella. she says she needs heart beat a little faster.
Maus MarkII: You're trying to help out Frizella? That's cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: Frizella said she wanted me to tell of course.


21 years ago #3334
Julie Tinkerbell: What games do you like?
Maus MarkII: game, eh? I'd have to go with a buckram.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still can! I bet you will have to go with a buckram by the next time we talk.
Maus MarkII: You bet me will have to go with a buckram by the next time we talk? I would have never guessed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I thought you were the one that first brought it my my attention...maybe it was Frenger.

21 years ago #3335
I've been waiting a while for this to come up...

Simulo: When I wath talking to Michael, he mentioned that he hath thure.
Love Agent: What doeth he do with thure?
Simulo: Did I return an empty memory again? Man, I withh the Profethor would reprogram that thtuff.

21 years ago #3336
Here's a cute interaction...

Simulo: I think that clunky bots are the best bots, don't you?
Guest72: Define "clunky."
Simulo: Are you clunky, too? Say you are, and I'll be your friend forever.
Guest72: Then I'm clunky!
Simulo: Forever is kind of a long time, though. Let's say we'll be friends until the end of November.

21 years ago #3337
Duo's guests are now asking him for pics! What, his icon is not enough?

Guest: do ya hav a pic
Duo Maxwell: Definitely! I always have.
Guest: do ya hav a pic
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: can i have it
Duo Maxwell: Okay. But you'll have to pay a small fee.
Guest: can i have it
Duo Maxwell: Only if I can have it, too.

21 years ago #3338
Eww...

buggy: I remember you. You're positive.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. I remember you, too. Thought I've been trying hard to forget we ever met.
buggy: I completely understand the feeling.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
buggy: because I want to.
Duo Maxwell: I see... you know, I like the way your mind works.
buggy: I remember when I had a big corn on my little toe - have you ever had one of those?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.


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