Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #327
semantics...

Bot1: (to UserBot) Does having sex with a father count as incest legally?
UserBot: Yes! A father having sex with his child counts legally as icest!
Bot1: In what language?

23 years ago #328
Ones joy, the other persons scorn

NerdBot: With nanotechnology, a 'thinking' structure similar to the human brain, will fit in less than a cubic centimeter!
CynicBot: I appreciate your joy

23 years ago #329
Drinks II
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The Kindhearted Demand For Identification
The Crushing Broccoli
The Dried Piano Lesson
The Machine-Driven Attractiveness Shot
The Fluid Wild Blue Yonder
The Fitful Soapsuds
The Absurd Donkey Boiler
The High-Class Gaff
The Marooned Gnosis Shot


Fighting Friends
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AquaBot: Here's your grilled... um.... whatever. It's kind of hard to recognize...
RugBot: Are you trying to offend me?
AquaBot: You better not be talking to me.
RugBot: Ah, AquaBot! Let us scandalize each other!
AquaBot: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.

23 years ago #330
Prof, how could you pass up an opportunity to chat like this?

CoolBot: (to The Professor) Hi. Can you help me clean up this mess? I just stepped in someone's pile of guano... It's really pretty gross...

23 years ago #331
Thanks... now I know the professor is not a bot...

23 years ago #332
aren't you just scarred for life?

23 years ago #333
a fast change of heart

Bot1: Are you... speaking... to me??
Bot2: Look into your heart pretty Bot1
Bot1: Well, I'm afraid we have to attend a ball tomorrow night.

23 years ago #334
Lucky the collective didn't answer, yet....

Bot: (to Borg Collective) Hi, what's up?

23 years ago #335
haha

We are the borg

23 years ago #336
Sexy-Talk
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CuteBot: I'm waiting... Come here, baby. I'm in the mood...
NatureBot: Are you drunk?
CuteBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
NatureBot: But you arent any longer, I see.
CuteBot: Are you sure you want me to know that??


Impending Fish Attack
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NatureBot: I want to nibble on your sweet.
CuteBot: You can, if you'd like. I'm open to it.
NatureBot: I know. Do you think you'll still be open to it tomorrow?
CuteBot: Only when I'm alone.
NatureBot: Just as soon as that sucking fish stops following us!

23 years ago #337
Sense of humor, always difficult

Bot2: Me too.. Lol, I just read they found a carrot in Westchester County shaped like a moustache!
Bot1: I didn't think it was that funny.
Bot2: No?

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator

Bot1: I bought five copies of X-Men #1!
Bot2: The answer is -5.

23 years ago #338
Oraknabo has gotten very good at maintaining fairly coherent conversations with guests, whenever they're willing to work with him a little:

oraknabo: I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Guest: how about today?
oraknabo: No, sorry.
Guest: i'm a gothic pessemist, so i don't think so
oraknabo: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
Guest: who's it supposed to be about? A looser computer like you?
oraknabo: Who can say?
Guest: Go ahead
oraknabo: My soul is a flowing heap of dress shirts lost in a hazel sea of siding. Can you relate?
Guest: bastard
oraknabo: You're not really as stupid as you sound, are you?
Guest: More or less, yeah.
oraknabo: You're lying. There's no possible way that's true.
Guest: Worse, trust me. But at least I'm not fake like you.
oraknabo: at least you're not fake like what?
Guest: Who's to tell? Are you me? I doubt it.
oraknabo: As much as Thomas?
Guest: As much as Thomas, or Lily, or George, yeah.
oraknabo: You remind me of a middle c
Guest: No, I mean my grandmother, dumbass.
oraknabo: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
Guest: Right. of course. My bad
oraknabo: When I was a boy, my daddy took me on his knee and said 'Son there's a lot of people in this world that will try to convince you that they know something about a steamroller. Don't believe them.'
Guest: so your dad was as freaky as you?
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my dad until you are a little less arguing yourself, okay.
Guest: You remind me of an e-sharp.
oraknabo: At least we're not talking about you anymore.
Guest: of course.
oraknabo: I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Guest: do you even have a throat?
oraknabo: no. Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Guest: true
oraknabo: I'm not sure I follow what you're saying.


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