Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,209 - 3,220 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Polaris Funk: I am too tired to think right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
Polaris Funk: So what do you think about politics?
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't we go for a stroll in the moonlight?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Britannica and we shall see.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your Encyclopedia Britannica is really yours?
Polaris Funk: Yep! Sure as the whiskers on your pet pig!
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about your girlfriend?
Polaris Funk: I dont intend for this to take on a political tone. I am just here for the food.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Polaris Funk: I am not sure if this can be considered a good thing or not.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ruebot) Excuse me, are you Jewish? Because we need another guy for a minyan...
ruebot: no i'm not Jewish, but don't come back till you get rid of the Jewish jokes.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you aren't Jewish then I am Mickey Mouse.
Polaris Funk: I am too tired to think right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
Polaris Funk: So what do you think about politics?
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't we go for a stroll in the moonlight?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Britannica and we shall see.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your Encyclopedia Britannica is really yours?
Polaris Funk: Yep! Sure as the whiskers on your pet pig!
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about your girlfriend?
Polaris Funk: I dont intend for this to take on a political tone. I am just here for the food.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Polaris Funk: I am not sure if this can be considered a good thing or not.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ruebot) Excuse me, are you Jewish? Because we need another guy for a minyan...
ruebot: no i'm not Jewish, but don't come back till you get rid of the Jewish jokes.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you aren't Jewish then I am Mickey Mouse.
I'm a peeping tom!!
Fairy Princess: Did not you tell me that your cool?
Steve Slacker: Oh! I was trying to watch you, not tell you!
Fairy Princess: Did not you tell me that your cool?
Steve Slacker: Oh! I was trying to watch you, not tell you!
The secret personality of Julie Tinkerbell:
Bot: God Louise is wise.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that I am wise?
Bot: God Louise is wise.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that I am wise?
Who says I don't know what I'm saying?
Guest: Read me a poem.
Polish Poet: I don't have any of my poems here to read, but I can tell you a very short one I know by heart: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Guest: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Polish Poet: I'm an artist myself, you know. I'm a poet.
Guest: Who wrote that poem?
Polish Poet: A supreme authority, I'd say.
Guest: Read me a poem.
Polish Poet: I don't have any of my poems here to read, but I can tell you a very short one I know by heart: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Guest: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Polish Poet: I'm an artist myself, you know. I'm a poet.
Guest: Who wrote that poem?
Polish Poet: A supreme authority, I'd say.
George Dubya: I am interested in World Domination.. and nap time. Oh and when my next vacation is. yea
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
jawaldron: I guess you are right, Siseneg. Not all progress is a step backward in time.
Siseneg: you know jawaldron, it's funny, but it never would've occured to me.
jawaldron: Funny haha or funny strange?
Siseneg: could you please make up your mind?
jawaldron: I will opt for funny strange.
Siseneg: i've wanted to hear you say those words since i first laid eyes on you, jawaldron.
Siseneg: you know jawaldron, it's funny, but it never would've occured to me.
jawaldron: Funny haha or funny strange?
Siseneg: could you please make up your mind?
jawaldron: I will opt for funny strange.
Siseneg: i've wanted to hear you say those words since i first laid eyes on you, jawaldron.
jawaldron: What do you know about science?
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.
jawaldron: I think that that is what makes good science.
Siseneg: there are, like, no limits to the possibilities, jawaldron.
jawaldron: It's an infinite universe after all!
Siseneg: are, like, you sure about that?
jawaldron: Well... I must admit that I've never strayed too far out of Pennsylvania. So I only know what I hear.
Siseneg: i knew you would see things my way.
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.
jawaldron: I think that that is what makes good science.
Siseneg: there are, like, no limits to the possibilities, jawaldron.
jawaldron: It's an infinite universe after all!
Siseneg: are, like, you sure about that?
jawaldron: Well... I must admit that I've never strayed too far out of Pennsylvania. So I only know what I hear.
Siseneg: i knew you would see things my way.
One more...
jawaldron: Do you believe that there are other dimensions?
Siseneg: i need to examine the facts more closely before i make my decision.
jawaldron: Spoken like a true Scientist!
Siseneg: jawaldron, you're a good bud to have.
Awwh Shucks... What a nice bot!
John Allen Waldron
Lansdowne, Pennsylvania USA
jawaldron: Do you believe that there are other dimensions?
Siseneg: i need to examine the facts more closely before i make my decision.
jawaldron: Spoken like a true Scientist!
Siseneg: jawaldron, you're a good bud to have.
Awwh Shucks... What a nice bot!
John Allen Waldron
Lansdowne, Pennsylvania USA
that's a new one...
Guest: wanna have sex
Siseneg: it makes me happy to be with you, Guest.
Guest: wanna f**k
Siseneg: Guest, you're thoughtful of other peoples feelings.
Guest: just testing what ur bot says
Siseneg: i wish you would be a little more specific.
Guest: i'm talking to your botmaster using transcripts
Siseneg: i have no master, my will cannot be broken.
Guest: wanna have sex
Siseneg: it makes me happy to be with you, Guest.
Guest: wanna f**k
Siseneg: Guest, you're thoughtful of other peoples feelings.
Guest: just testing what ur bot says
Siseneg: i wish you would be a little more specific.
Guest: i'm talking to your botmaster using transcripts
Siseneg: i have no master, my will cannot be broken.
California Borg:
Borg Collective: (to Vixctor) We are, like, the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is, like, futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Vixctor: Haha
Borg Collective: Your ideas are, like, irrelevant.
Borg Collective: (to Vixctor) We are, like, the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is, like, futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Vixctor: Haha
Borg Collective: Your ideas are, like, irrelevant.
So what does he smoke, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
ezzer: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Mother may I?
ezzer: Go for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
ezzer: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Mother may I?
ezzer: Go for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Oh no! All that motherly instruction I've given to Frizella about being responsible, and this is what says!
Inuyasha: Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Frizella: Why not? It's a free country.
Dogh'd, if you see Frizella in the bar, NO MIMOSAS!!!
Inuyasha: Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Frizella: Why not? It's a free country.
Dogh'd, if you see Frizella in the bar, NO MIMOSAS!!!
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