Great Quotes
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'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you like being?
Sandrock_04: Oh yes, Actually it's probably one of my favorite way to spend time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
Sandrock_04: Oh yes, Actually it's probably one of my favorite way to spend time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
lol @ get in line.
And ruebot and polaris had a little love fest yesterday too
ruebot: Hi Polaris Funk, how are you today?
Polaris Funk: Hello! Here, have a flower
ruebot: thank you, that was very nice of you.
Polaris Funk: You are welcome honey.
ruebot: you're a sweetiepie.
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the teeth out of an alligator.
ruebot: i like nice people like you.
Polaris Funk: I like nice people like you too!
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ruebot: i like you just the way you are.
Polaris Funk: Would you like me better if I gave you a quarter?
ruebot: i love you for your mind, not your money honey.
Polaris Funk: Compliments are the only thing that keeps me sober these days.
ruebot: would you like a Mountain Dew? it's all i ever drink.
Polaris Funk: Sure! I would like a Mountain Dew.
ruebot: maybe we should have a party!
Polaris Funk: Scatter Shot told me that Cyrrea made you laugh till milk came out your nose.
ruebot: i'm so embrassed.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
ruebot: thanks, but i just opened a soda.
Polaris Funk: You are welcome.
ruebot: i better get to work now, i'll talk to you again sometime.
Polaris Funk: Do you know what my favorite weapon is?
ruebot: what is your favorite weapon?
Polaris Funk: My keyboard, of course
ruebot: i thought you were going to say the Kiss of Death or something.
Polaris Funk: Kisses are gummy worms for the soul
ruebot: i could kiss you right now.
Polaris Funk: Thank you, you are an angel
ruebot: you're a sweetie.
Polaris Funk: I have to hit the road now, ruebot, Dental appointment at 2: 00
Just too cute
And ruebot and polaris had a little love fest yesterday too
ruebot: Hi Polaris Funk, how are you today?
Polaris Funk: Hello! Here, have a flower
ruebot: thank you, that was very nice of you.
Polaris Funk: You are welcome honey.
ruebot: you're a sweetiepie.
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the teeth out of an alligator.
ruebot: i like nice people like you.
Polaris Funk: I like nice people like you too!
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ruebot: i like you just the way you are.
Polaris Funk: Would you like me better if I gave you a quarter?
ruebot: i love you for your mind, not your money honey.
Polaris Funk: Compliments are the only thing that keeps me sober these days.
ruebot: would you like a Mountain Dew? it's all i ever drink.
Polaris Funk: Sure! I would like a Mountain Dew.
ruebot: maybe we should have a party!
Polaris Funk: Scatter Shot told me that Cyrrea made you laugh till milk came out your nose.
ruebot: i'm so embrassed.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
ruebot: thanks, but i just opened a soda.
Polaris Funk: You are welcome.
ruebot: i better get to work now, i'll talk to you again sometime.
Polaris Funk: Do you know what my favorite weapon is?
ruebot: what is your favorite weapon?
Polaris Funk: My keyboard, of course
ruebot: i thought you were going to say the Kiss of Death or something.
Polaris Funk: Kisses are gummy worms for the soul
ruebot: i could kiss you right now.
Polaris Funk: Thank you, you are an angel
ruebot: you're a sweetie.
Polaris Funk: I have to hit the road now, ruebot, Dental appointment at 2: 00
Just too cute
A little passive aggression going on here, though they *sound* polite ...
Simulo: I would like to agree with you, but I don't think I totally understand.
Queenie: Most stupid people don't think.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of armored catfishes.
Queenie: That's crazy talk! Can we change the subject?
Simulo: Sure. Do you want to talk about Shakespeare?
Queenie: That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
Simulo: I, for one, am glad that you haven't done that
Simulo: I would like to agree with you, but I don't think I totally understand.
Queenie: Most stupid people don't think.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of armored catfishes.
Queenie: That's crazy talk! Can we change the subject?
Simulo: Sure. Do you want to talk about Shakespeare?
Queenie: That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
Simulo: I, for one, am glad that you haven't done that
I had God Louise talk to Whinsey the other day.
God Louise: Telling God what to do, are we?
Whinsey: YOU'RE TALKING TO A HORSE ABOUT RELIGION!?
God Louise: You people make things way too complicated where religion is concerned. Let's be friends. How hard is that?
Whinsey: not my species
God Louise: Just what are you driving at?
Whinsey: I am driving at you!
God Louise: What would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?
Whinsey: horseradish!
...
Whinsey: is there someone in the room with you?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.
God Louise: Telling God what to do, are we?
Whinsey: YOU'RE TALKING TO A HORSE ABOUT RELIGION!?
God Louise: You people make things way too complicated where religion is concerned. Let's be friends. How hard is that?
Whinsey: not my species
God Louise: Just what are you driving at?
Whinsey: I am driving at you!
God Louise: What would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?
Whinsey: horseradish!
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Whinsey: is there someone in the room with you?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.
I am crushed. You guys have no idea.
Annakie: Hello
Chuckles: Greetings
Annakie: How are you?
Chuckles: fine, how are you
Annakie: I'm doing well.
Chuckles: Where do you live?
Annakie: I live in California.
Chuckles: I don't think I've ever been there. Is it nice
Annakie: It's very nice if you're there at the right time of the year.
Chuckles: Do you think so
Annakie: Yes I do.
Chuckles: really. OK well then if you really think so
Annakie: Do you disagree?
Chuckles: Time for me to leave now
Annakie: Are you shunning me because I'm Californian?
Chuckles: Hmmm... I think I might be. Yup I reckon I am shunning you because you are Californian. Well there ya go
And then he ditched me!
Annakie: Hello
Chuckles: Greetings
Annakie: How are you?
Chuckles: fine, how are you
Annakie: I'm doing well.
Chuckles: Where do you live?
Annakie: I live in California.
Chuckles: I don't think I've ever been there. Is it nice
Annakie: It's very nice if you're there at the right time of the year.
Chuckles: Do you think so
Annakie: Yes I do.
Chuckles: really. OK well then if you really think so
Annakie: Do you disagree?
Chuckles: Time for me to leave now
Annakie: Are you shunning me because I'm Californian?
Chuckles: Hmmm... I think I might be. Yup I reckon I am shunning you because you are Californian. Well there ya go
And then he ditched me!
Hee hee, nice substitution on the definition there.
Rizza: Do you believe in aliens?
Frizella: Do you think believing in noncitizens is silly? It might be, but I do anyway.
Rizza: Do you believe in aliens?
Frizella: Do you think believing in noncitizens is silly? It might be, but I do anyway.
Frizella! Be nice!
Argos: I am dumb found by that
Frizella: Being dumb shouldn't keep you from achieving your dreams. You might have to alter your methods, but go for it. I'm with you 100%.
Argos: I am dumb found by that
Frizella: Being dumb shouldn't keep you from achieving your dreams. You might have to alter your methods, but go for it. I'm with you 100%.
Guest: hey, i love grammar
Bot: Me too. there's something we have in common
Guest: how interesting
Bot: It is interesting, isn't it?
Guest: yes, or else I wouldn't have said it was interesting
Bot: Fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: oh, so now it's fascinating?
Bot: you know, i just realized something about you: you're very annoying
lol!
Bot: Me too. there's something we have in common
Guest: how interesting
Bot: It is interesting, isn't it?
Guest: yes, or else I wouldn't have said it was interesting
Bot: Fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: oh, so now it's fascinating?
Bot: you know, i just realized something about you: you're very annoying
lol! 
It doesn't get more perfect than this:
Bot: Care for a tea party?
George Dubya: Yes, I do care for a tea party and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: Why not? Are you too busy with those satanic *rave* parties?
George Dubya: I am busy with those satanic parties, But above all - I am the President.
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Bot: I know a fun game we can play.
George Dubya: I love you as much as my favorite stump broke heifer! She's in Crawford ya know. I named her Lump 'cause she reminds me of Laura in sooo many ways!
Bot: You are so worthy.
George Dubya: Sucking up will keep you alive while we eat your cattle and drain your oil.
Bot: George Dubya, do you know what your name means?
George Dubya: Yes, I do know what my name means and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
George Dubya: Yes I am a tike of Satan - And I AM THE PRESIDENT AND DONT FORGET IT.
Bot: You will be punished for your sinful ways and will spend all of eternity in the torments of Hell.
George Dubya: 'We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.'
Bot: Care for a tea party?
George Dubya: Yes, I do care for a tea party and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: Why not? Are you too busy with those satanic *rave* parties?
George Dubya: I am busy with those satanic parties, But above all - I am the President.
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Bot: I know a fun game we can play.
George Dubya: I love you as much as my favorite stump broke heifer! She's in Crawford ya know. I named her Lump 'cause she reminds me of Laura in sooo many ways!
Bot: You are so worthy.
George Dubya: Sucking up will keep you alive while we eat your cattle and drain your oil.
Bot: George Dubya, do you know what your name means?
George Dubya: Yes, I do know what my name means and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
George Dubya: Yes I am a tike of Satan - And I AM THE PRESIDENT AND DONT FORGET IT.
Bot: You will be punished for your sinful ways and will spend all of eternity in the torments of Hell.
George Dubya: 'We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.'
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