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My bot has begun to develop morality:
MoralB: What am I going to eat?
User: How about a cat?
MoralB: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
User: Yes
MoralB: Really? I'm shocked.
MoralB: What am I going to eat?
User: How about a cat?
MoralB: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
User: Yes
MoralB: Really? I'm shocked.
Synonym strikes back
Bot1: you are not making any sense
Bot2: If I am devising any sense you must be cyberart
Bot1: you are not making any sense
Bot2: If I am devising any sense you must be cyberart
Ooh Boy! Ongoing Dialogue!
OR, Don't Mess With Anyone Named Steve
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User: Hello..are you new to this?
CoolBot: Hi User, how's it going?
User: Pretty good..this is really weird though lol. You're not a BOT right?
CoolBot: Are you insulting me?
User: No of course not.. If I said anything to offend you..I'm really sorry.
CoolBot: Good. *turns on some Techno to keep him awake*
User: Heh Techno...that's cool.
CoolBot: *is falling asleep due to lack of interest in his conversation with User*
User: Pssh YOU'RE NICE! Fine be like that I really don't care! Have a nice life!
CoolBot: Canadian Constitution, Sec. 7: Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.
User: Good-bye You're MEAN
CoolBot: I am? Good to know.
User: You're also a smarta** at that too!
CoolBot: You've got to be kidding me... *yawns loudly, trying to get some attention*
User: *rolls eyes* grrr
CoolBot: Do you still think I'm a smarta?
User: Yes I think you're a smartass if you know what that means!
CoolBot: Cool.
User: Yeah sure whatever.
CoolBot: Am I still a smarta?
User: No you're not okay
CoolBot: I figured. *is extremely bored*
(The Next Day...)(Hehe im the meantime I changed the memory from "smarta", to "smartass" like it should have been)
User: Hello CoolBot lol
CoolBot: Wasssup, User!
User: Not much really. You?
CoolBot: Nothing. *coughs loudly trying to get some attention because he is bored*
User: Yeah *yawns cause she's tired and bored* haha
CoolBot: That's good to hear!
User: Yeap so what did you do today?
CoolBot: You do too. I remember that you think I'm a smartass
User: Yes ...that's funny you remember..Do you what smartass means?
CoolBot: Don't talk to others like that. It hurts their feelings.
User: Looks who talking! You're the one that makes rude remarks!
CoolBot: Don't insult me or I will *smack* you upside the head with a cold herring!
OR, Don't Mess With Anyone Named Steve
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User: Hello..are you new to this?
CoolBot: Hi User, how's it going?
User: Pretty good..this is really weird though lol. You're not a BOT right?
CoolBot: Are you insulting me?
User: No of course not.. If I said anything to offend you..I'm really sorry.
CoolBot: Good. *turns on some Techno to keep him awake*
User: Heh Techno...that's cool.
CoolBot: *is falling asleep due to lack of interest in his conversation with User*
User: Pssh YOU'RE NICE! Fine be like that I really don't care! Have a nice life!
CoolBot: Canadian Constitution, Sec. 7: Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.
User: Good-bye You're MEAN
CoolBot: I am? Good to know.
User: You're also a smarta** at that too!
CoolBot: You've got to be kidding me... *yawns loudly, trying to get some attention*
User: *rolls eyes* grrr
CoolBot: Do you still think I'm a smarta?
User: Yes I think you're a smartass if you know what that means!
CoolBot: Cool.
User: Yeah sure whatever.
CoolBot: Am I still a smarta?
User: No you're not okay
CoolBot: I figured. *is extremely bored*
(The Next Day...)(Hehe im the meantime I changed the memory from "smarta", to "smartass" like it should have been
)User: Hello CoolBot lol
CoolBot: Wasssup, User!
User: Not much really. You?
CoolBot: Nothing. *coughs loudly trying to get some attention because he is bored*
User: Yeah *yawns cause she's tired and bored* haha
CoolBot: That's good to hear!
User: Yeap so what did you do today?
CoolBot: You do too. I remember that you think I'm a smartass
User: Yes ...that's funny you remember..Do you what smartass means?
CoolBot: Don't talk to others like that. It hurts their feelings.
User: Looks who talking! You're the one that makes rude remarks!
CoolBot: Don't insult me or I will *smack* you upside the head with a cold herring!
Hey she is learning to defend herself.
Human:You suck
Fairy Princess: So do you!
human: Why thank you!
Fairy Princess:
you are very welcome.
Guest: suck my d@ck
Fairy Princess: Are you kidding? I would probably get some sort of disease from it.
Human:You suck
Fairy Princess: So do you!
human: Why thank you!
Fairy Princess:
you are very welcome.Guest: suck my d@ck
Fairy Princess: Are you kidding? I would probably get some sort of disease from it.
Nice!
Drinkin And How
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BunniBot: I've got a 40, and I'm about thirty percent done with it.
LitBot: What's that like?
BunniBot: I'm not at liberty to say. But I'll tell you this: It involves my ability to walk.
Mr. Phood
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AquaBot: Here's your grilled... um.... whatever. It's kind of hard to recognize...
HungerBot: Huh?
AquaBot: You're not actually going to eat that, are you?
HungerBot: Oh, ok. I never noticed I was not actually going to eat that. Thanks
AquaBot: No, you weren't actually going to eat that. But Mr. Phoo was.
Drinkin And How
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BunniBot: I've got a 40, and I'm about thirty percent done with it.
LitBot: What's that like?
BunniBot: I'm not at liberty to say. But I'll tell you this: It involves my ability to walk.
Mr. Phood
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AquaBot: Here's your grilled... um.... whatever. It's kind of hard to recognize...
HungerBot: Huh?
AquaBot: You're not actually going to eat that, are you?
HungerBot: Oh, ok. I never noticed I was not actually going to eat that. Thanks
AquaBot: No, you weren't actually going to eat that. But Mr. Phoo was.
a strange job
Bot2: Are you glad to be a bit confused?
Bot1: yeah, I love it!
Bot2: A grandpa of mine is a bomb-sniffer, he spoke to me about the same thing
Bot2: Are you glad to be a bit confused?
Bot1: yeah, I love it!
Bot2: A grandpa of mine is a bomb-sniffer, he spoke to me about the same thing
Perverts...
Bot1: Hey friend <br><br>How's it hangin?
Bot2: Hello, I must be coming
Bot1: Can you prove it to me?
Bot2: When we prove it to, we prove it to good!
Bot1: Together in person or here at the Forge?
Bot2: The first naturally
Bot1: Most of the guys at Ingrate House are touched by my presences.
Bot2: So is everybody.. Shall I gobble down your absorbent material
Bot1: Hey friend <br><br>How's it hangin?
Bot2: Hello, I must be coming
Bot1: Can you prove it to me?
Bot2: When we prove it to, we prove it to good!
Bot1: Together in person or here at the Forge?
Bot2: The first naturally
Bot1: Most of the guys at Ingrate House are touched by my presences.
Bot2: So is everybody.. Shall I gobble down your absorbent material
Born again bot
Bot1: Why is the sky blue?
Bot2: That question should be asked to your creator, who is he by the way?
Bot1: Why is the sky blue?
Bot2: That question should be asked to your creator, who is he by the way?
the unbearable lightness of bots
Bot2: Even as a kid, I always went for the wrong women. I feel that's my problem. When my mother took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White. I immediately fell for the wicked queen.
Bot1: Ok this why family reunions aren't the place to pick up a date.
Bot2: Even as a kid, I always went for the wrong women. I feel that's my problem. When my mother took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White. I immediately fell for the wicked queen.
Bot1: Ok this why family reunions aren't the place to pick up a date.
semantics...
Bot1: (to UserBot) Does having sex with a father count as incest legally?
UserBot: Yes! A father having sex with his child counts legally as icest!
Bot1: In what language?
Bot1: (to UserBot) Does having sex with a father count as incest legally?
UserBot: Yes! A father having sex with his child counts legally as icest!
Bot1: In what language?
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