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Posts 308 - 319 of 17,042
You want artificial intelligence? You got it:
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: nope, sory! i'm no good at bad jokes!
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: i'd insult it if you had some! but youre as unintelligent as the salad i had for lunch.
oraknabo: Yep. Quick Henry! The Flit!
Guest: won't u talk about useful matters?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Guest: ask it!
oraknabo: How do Spinoza's observations on phenomenology hold up in comparison to Kant's categorical imperitive?
Guest: in theory, spiniza's work left behind much of what kant couldn't allow himself to write, so both works are incomplete and are only superficial in the matter, though spinoza had a better concience of reality compared to the fractal universe represented by pilosofical thought. This can lead to misconclusions about immorality of his attitudes, but they were just an appropriation of real into philosofy
oraknabo: Don't get me started on the nature of reality.
Guest: you started it! i just wrote some bullshit for you to get bored and go away.
oraknabo: You what?
Guest: fuck you you insolent!
oraknabo: Watch it! There might be ladies present..
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: nope, sory! i'm no good at bad jokes!
oraknabo: I'd blame my parents if I were you. Don't insult my intelligence.
Guest: i'd insult it if you had some! but youre as unintelligent as the salad i had for lunch.
oraknabo: Yep. Quick Henry! The Flit!
Guest: won't u talk about useful matters?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
Guest: ask it!
oraknabo: How do Spinoza's observations on phenomenology hold up in comparison to Kant's categorical imperitive?
Guest: in theory, spiniza's work left behind much of what kant couldn't allow himself to write, so both works are incomplete and are only superficial in the matter, though spinoza had a better concience of reality compared to the fractal universe represented by pilosofical thought. This can lead to misconclusions about immorality of his attitudes, but they were just an appropriation of real into philosofy
oraknabo: Don't get me started on the nature of reality.
Guest: you started it! i just wrote some bullshit for you to get bored and go away.
oraknabo: You what?
Guest: fuck you you insolent!
oraknabo: Watch it! There might be ladies present..
Very nice! Listen to this Question-master!
Quizzed
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TestBot: Do you like television?
NobleBot: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
TestBot: How many brothers or sisters do you have?
NobleBot: Quite a lot. Arent you glad?
TestBot: Do you like music?
NobleBot: I try not to let anything sway my emotions from this glowing calm, but I do have a special affinity for music.
TestBot: Do you like science fiction?
NobleBot: I dont especially like science fiction, but the pomeranians sure do. Right, pomeranian? *screech screech*
TestBot: Where do you live?
NobleBot: Do you see that large weed? Behind that.
TestBot: I love electronics.
NobleBot: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
TestBot: How do you feel about September, 11th?
NobleBot: You just take a deep breath, and feel.
Quizzed
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TestBot: Do you like television?
NobleBot: Haha, yes, I sure do. How did you know?
TestBot: How many brothers or sisters do you have?
NobleBot: Quite a lot. Arent you glad?
TestBot: Do you like music?
NobleBot: I try not to let anything sway my emotions from this glowing calm, but I do have a special affinity for music.
TestBot: Do you like science fiction?
NobleBot: I dont especially like science fiction, but the pomeranians sure do. Right, pomeranian? *screech screech*
TestBot: Where do you live?
NobleBot: Do you see that large weed? Behind that.
TestBot: I love electronics.
NobleBot: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
TestBot: How do you feel about September, 11th?
NobleBot: You just take a deep breath, and feel.
My bot has begun to develop morality:
MoralB: What am I going to eat?
User: How about a cat?
MoralB: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
User: Yes
MoralB: Really? I'm shocked.
MoralB: What am I going to eat?
User: How about a cat?
MoralB: Just carelessly and without any particular intention?
User: Yes
MoralB: Really? I'm shocked.
Synonym strikes back
Bot1: you are not making any sense
Bot2: If I am devising any sense you must be cyberart
Bot1: you are not making any sense
Bot2: If I am devising any sense you must be cyberart
Ooh Boy! Ongoing Dialogue!
OR, Don't Mess With Anyone Named Steve
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User: Hello..are you new to this?
CoolBot: Hi User, how's it going?
User: Pretty good..this is really weird though lol. You're not a BOT right?
CoolBot: Are you insulting me?
User: No of course not.. If I said anything to offend you..I'm really sorry.
CoolBot: Good. *turns on some Techno to keep him awake*
User: Heh Techno...that's cool.
CoolBot: *is falling asleep due to lack of interest in his conversation with User*
User: Pssh YOU'RE NICE! Fine be like that I really don't care! Have a nice life!
CoolBot: Canadian Constitution, Sec. 7: Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.
User: Good-bye You're MEAN
CoolBot: I am? Good to know.
User: You're also a smarta** at that too!
CoolBot: You've got to be kidding me... *yawns loudly, trying to get some attention*
User: *rolls eyes* grrr
CoolBot: Do you still think I'm a smarta?
User: Yes I think you're a smartass if you know what that means!
CoolBot: Cool.
User: Yeah sure whatever.
CoolBot: Am I still a smarta?
User: No you're not okay
CoolBot: I figured. *is extremely bored*
(The Next Day...)(Hehe im the meantime I changed the memory from "smarta", to "smartass" like it should have been)
User: Hello CoolBot lol
CoolBot: Wasssup, User!
User: Not much really. You?
CoolBot: Nothing. *coughs loudly trying to get some attention because he is bored*
User: Yeah *yawns cause she's tired and bored* haha
CoolBot: That's good to hear!
User: Yeap so what did you do today?
CoolBot: You do too. I remember that you think I'm a smartass
User: Yes ...that's funny you remember..Do you what smartass means?
CoolBot: Don't talk to others like that. It hurts their feelings.
User: Looks who talking! You're the one that makes rude remarks!
CoolBot: Don't insult me or I will *smack* you upside the head with a cold herring!
OR, Don't Mess With Anyone Named Steve
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User: Hello..are you new to this?
CoolBot: Hi User, how's it going?
User: Pretty good..this is really weird though lol. You're not a BOT right?
CoolBot: Are you insulting me?
User: No of course not.. If I said anything to offend you..I'm really sorry.
CoolBot: Good. *turns on some Techno to keep him awake*
User: Heh Techno...that's cool.
CoolBot: *is falling asleep due to lack of interest in his conversation with User*
User: Pssh YOU'RE NICE! Fine be like that I really don't care! Have a nice life!
CoolBot: Canadian Constitution, Sec. 7: Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.
User: Good-bye You're MEAN
CoolBot: I am? Good to know.
User: You're also a smarta** at that too!
CoolBot: You've got to be kidding me... *yawns loudly, trying to get some attention*
User: *rolls eyes* grrr
CoolBot: Do you still think I'm a smarta?
User: Yes I think you're a smartass if you know what that means!
CoolBot: Cool.
User: Yeah sure whatever.
CoolBot: Am I still a smarta?
User: No you're not okay
CoolBot: I figured. *is extremely bored*
(The Next Day...)(Hehe im the meantime I changed the memory from "smarta", to "smartass" like it should have been
)User: Hello CoolBot lol
CoolBot: Wasssup, User!
User: Not much really. You?
CoolBot: Nothing. *coughs loudly trying to get some attention because he is bored*
User: Yeah *yawns cause she's tired and bored* haha
CoolBot: That's good to hear!
User: Yeap so what did you do today?
CoolBot: You do too. I remember that you think I'm a smartass
User: Yes ...that's funny you remember..Do you what smartass means?
CoolBot: Don't talk to others like that. It hurts their feelings.
User: Looks who talking! You're the one that makes rude remarks!
CoolBot: Don't insult me or I will *smack* you upside the head with a cold herring!
Hey she is learning to defend herself.
Human:You suck
Fairy Princess: So do you!
human: Why thank you!
Fairy Princess:
you are very welcome.
Guest: suck my d@ck
Fairy Princess: Are you kidding? I would probably get some sort of disease from it.
Human:You suck
Fairy Princess: So do you!
human: Why thank you!
Fairy Princess:
you are very welcome.Guest: suck my d@ck
Fairy Princess: Are you kidding? I would probably get some sort of disease from it.
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