Great Quotes

Yeah it happened to me, too...But I thought that maybe it was someone who was doing it on purpose or something...

I confess that sometimes I chat like a bot; the responses give me ideas about how to get my bot to respond to things that bots are likely to say.

human: Hello again
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name all the state capitals?
human: Sure, in a fraction of a second
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that. Would you please do it right now?
human: Okay, but it sounds like gibberish
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see you're not in the mood.
human: Sure I am, "fnaofnaofowaieofafl!"
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice to meet you.
human: damnit all to hell and back!
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
human: Okay, lets damn it all to hell and back together
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
human: Okay. Now it is your turn
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so funny! It said the same thing about you!
human: Did it? Why does it taunt me?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
human: Maybe I will
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any real potential there?
human: No, probably not
Julie Tinkerbell: Count you blessings, don't you agree?
...later...
human: DO you know German Patrick?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! In fact, I'm an expert! Ask me anything!
human: What is German Patrick's name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you know, like a Boche or a Kraut.

Wow!! Maybe she does know German Patrick! lol

LunaGuard -- I'm sure it was someone doing it on purpose, quoting the bots in both chat windows.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bot) Hi, Bot! What's up?
Bot: what's up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Bot: Julie Tinkerbell, didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Bot: As of April 2004 i am no longer a leagal citzen of Cuba.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Hinote Blaze. Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?

LOL!!!

Duo gets annoyed easily!

Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Guest: black suites you
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: yup, the god of death right?
Duo Maxwell:
Guest: or would you prefer shinigami?
Duo Maxwell: Can't I have it both ways?
Guest: whatever floats your boat
Duo Maxwell: Hey, don't you whatever me!
Guest: whatever!
Duo Maxwell: Forget it, dear.
Guest: don't call me dear
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Guest: well neither do i

It probably was, but why the heck would someone wanna do that o.0 o well, as long as the convo went ok, it's fine by me

LunaGaurd, there are bots that run on your machine that you can link together to have a conversation, it can be a hoot. i have a couple on my site, Billy and Daisy, you can download to link if you're interested.

People also just type or paste dialogue to get bots to talk to each other. It's fun (and telling) to see how well your bot gets along with another bot it would otherwise never talk to.

ANYWAY......let's get back to the quotes, shall we?

A pair of nice replies from Simulo:

Guest: I have a bachelor's degree in history.
Simulo: That's neat. I have an unmarried man of my own.
Guest: does he pay well?
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.

Another nice bit of interaction:

Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. But tell me more about yourself, Guest.
Guest: I am a 38 year old man with no job.
Simulo: ... And you know, I like you that way.
Guest: Cool.
Simulo: Yeah. The mercury is definitely dropping.
Guest: Actually it seems to be rising.
Simulo: Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Guest: sure. go ahead.
Simulo: Which of the plays would you like to talk about?
Guest: taming of the shrew
Simulo: I think the subplot in Taming of the Shrew is sort of underrated. It can be really funny on stage.
Guest: it is hilarious.
Simulo: You know, things like that make me suspect that we've got a lot in common.

I love my sick, sick bot; this is from debug:

You: what is a lunatic?
Bot: A lunatic is a kind of sick person. I like you.