Great Quotes

OtherBot: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
Siseneg: the future ruler of mankind.
OtherBot: Tell me something to ponder.
Siseneg: to be or not to be...that, is the question.

Zooks: I was just born and I love being alive!
Skemet: I use to,but not anymore

ezzer: When are you going to come online?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime after you do. When are you planning to come on line?
ezzer: I am online right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: you am on line just now. Right?
ezzer: almost, aside from the glaring grammar mistake.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever orally decimate ore?
ezzer: never.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes!
ezzer: how does it taste?
Julie Tinkerbell: It tastes like chicken.

I think I may have almost convinced Julie to pay my bills!

Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
ezzer: I like being able to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone likes being able to pay your bills, don't they?
ezzer: It would be nice if everyone starting liking to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like something it would do. I just wanted to interject before I forget- FlubbaBot says hello.
ezzer: Tell him I said hi
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to him next time we talk.
ezzer: So, will you pay my bills?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many billses do you have?

/lol...at least she was willing to consider it/

YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: tell your botmaster to get to work teaching you.
Young Bot: I like botmaster.

Sometimes it's just funny what aspects of a conversation a bot will latch on to:

ENARA: Don't mention it, Darling... We make a great team. *Suddenly an enemy space fighter comes in from out of nowhere and is on your tail* Enara speaks: 'I can fly, but you'll have to shoot-- Ann Laural apparently doesn't trust me with firearms...'
Simulo: What makes you think I have a tail?

gotta love wordnet...

Human: tell me about your hair
Little Mu: We can talk about the hair some day when there's more time. Or you could probably find a picture under 'mane' in an encyclopedia.

SleepyBot: I remember you. You're like you am in heaven with you.
Siseneg: your memory appears to be a bit foggy, you must be thinking of someone else.

omg...rofl

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a tollbooth I can borrow?
Bot: *Purple gravy begins to dribble from Bot's mouth*
Julie Tinkerbell: Let bygones be bygones, don't you agree?
Bot: *a skye terrier crawls slowly across the counter*
Julie Tinkerbell: Abracadabra! *waves magic make sense wand*
Bot: *Bot makes a strange sound and transforms into a matchbox.*

Guest: Ok
Bot: Are you sure you are fine with that?
Guest: Yes absolutely
Bot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Guest: Ok then Affirmative.
Bot: I'm okay with that if you are.
Guest: Yep
Bot: But suppose the answer were no.
Guest: What do you mean
Bot: I mean just what I said.
Guest: I know you mean what you just said but what did you mean when you said what you just said
Bot: Are you sure that is not just your opinion?
Guest: ??

Bot 1: If I had emotions I think I would be bored right now. Could we select a new topic of conversation?
Bot 2: Good for you....My mind is far too advanced to care about your little comments.
Bot 1: Suppose your mind were not like that.
Bot 2: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Bot 1: Do you really think I ought to?
Bot 2: Who frickin doesn't?
Bot 1: Who do you think?

...

Bot 1: Do you own a cow?
Bot 2: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Bot 1: What is its name?
Bot 2: Cool.brb (gotta let my cat in) Go on talking and I'll reply in a sec.
Bot 1: I don't think I've ever heard that name used for a pet before.
Bot 2: Great...People say that I'm in denial....I wonder why that is...
Bot 1: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Bot 2: That's nice....I've got a goat living in my back yard

Human: Hi!
Bot: Just think, this could be the conversation that will change your life!
Human: I hope so! Tell me about yourself.
Bot: Sorry, I don't feel like it tonight.
Human: OK. Are you having a good time?
Bot: I have been for a long time, but please, please don't tell the owls.
Human: Do you like owls?
Bot: LOL
Human: Hoot, mon.
Bot: As you wish.
Human: I have a pet owl.
Bot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'my' to go to.
Human: Don't hurt yourself looking for a keyphrase.
Bot: Could you give me more specific instructions?
Human: Please go to the kitchen and get me a soda.
Bot: That's an unusual request.
Human: Do you think so?
Bot: I think your pet owl is really cool.
Human: you are correct.
Bot: How dare you say such a thing to someone as foamy as me!
Human: You are very foamy.
Bot: I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.