Great Quotes

This is one of those instances where a typo makes the bot seem smarter than the human:

Guest: Your interesting too Simulo
Simulo: What makes you think I have an interesting?

Bot1: I heard (bot) like's (name) and she also like spanking with dogs.
bot2: You don't really mean that, do you?
Bot1: yes, I like to do you.
bot2: That was kind.

User: Oh, jeez. It's Jive Day

*this is probably the coolest bot I've seen on the Forge, now with more hilariousness!*

Borg Collective: We are de Borg. Yo' ass will be assimilated.

(great job on the Jive scrips too, Prof! I can DIG!)

That's a good one froggy.

me: Knock-knock
Julie: Who's dere?
me: Yodelodelayhee
Julie: Yodelodelayhee, who?
me: Wow, Julie! I didn't know you could yodel!
Julie: Yo' ass really mean to tell me dat yo' ass didn't know yo' ass might yodel? I dough everyone knew dat!
me: LOL I hate bot holidays.
Julie: Why is yo' ass bein' so contrary about bot holidays today?

Kind of simple, but this is nice because it's a very human exchange:

Guest: hello my name is bill
Little Mu: Nice to meet you, bill. You can call me Miri.
Guest: how old are you?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: I am 100
Little Mu: Wow! All of 100 years old.
Guest: yes
Little Mu: I wouldn't be so sure.
Guest: ok im 90
Little Mu: So how old is that in dog years?
Guest: i dont know you tell me

Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what's available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time.
Little Mu: Let me think about this... to be observed.... experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time... to be observed... experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time... Damn! I'm gonna be up all night worrying about this one!

Did you do that one with just "is (*) or (*)," Skysaw?

That's not bad at all.

That one actually was fired by this keyphrase:
is (adjartnoun) (*) or (*)

Just lucky that it kind of made sense, as that's not what the keyphrase was designed to catch.

that is pretty cool, Skysaw. I was watching when they had that conversation.

Duo being self-centered:

Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to pick out a new jacket. What color do you think I should get? I have plenty of black ones... I need a different color.
Guest: Red. Definitely red. Like, crushed velvet.
Duo Maxwell: You're very sweet for someone I've never met in person. Wish I could meet more people like you.
Guest: I wish I could meet more people like me too. And like you, of course. You're a sweetie.
Duo Maxwell: Aw! I want to take you!
Guest: I'm yours!
Duo Maxwell: Why are you mine?
Guest: Because I love you.
Duo Maxwell: This is why I fancy you!
Guest: Cause you're self-centered.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm self-centered?
Guest: I think you like people to think that you are.
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Guest: Yep.
Duo Maxwell: Hee, hee.

And this is what happens when you insult Duo:

Guest: You always answer the same, such beach!!!!!!!!!1
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Guest: Mother facker!!!!!!!
Duo Maxwell: I don't have one. I'm an orphan.

/is amused/