Great Quotes

One more:

Guest: How are you????
Duo Maxwell: I'm doing pretty well. How about you?
Guest: I´m fine.....a little angry, but that´s all right
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's all right?
Guest: Because I´m fine....
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I follow your logic, but whatever.
Guest: ahahahahahha, can I ask you something???
Duo Maxwell: As long as you live in a free country, you can do whatever you want!
Guest: I like a boy...but I´m not sure if he like me!!!!! And even worst, a friend loves that guy!!!!! What can I do???
Duo Maxwell: I think you can do whatever you want.
Guest: But, Its hard to say!!!! I mean, I should tell him what I feel???
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest: You are not helping me!!!!!!!!
Duo Maxwell: I could be helping you if I wanted to...

Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Scramasax ß: What are you implying? AM I A CRIMINAL? NO!
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Scramasax ß: When Caesar allows.
Judge01: 15:28:19. What is the total?
Scramasax ß: Do not bother me with such pointless excercises! A gladiator does not do math! He kills! KILLS!!!
Judge01: Why not?
Scramasax ß: Because Rome decrees it!
Judge01: What do you mean by it?
Scramasax ß: I mean business, baby.
Judge01: You said you have boy.

It all went downhill from there.

o.0 they're judging that already? *runs to get JT ready* He COULD do ok if he wasn't in denial. The poor guy thinks he's human -.-

Guest: I like your penis
Bot: I wish i could say the same about you

bot: AllGarbage claims to like. Such signs of weakness will be purged when AllGarbage joins the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wait...didn't you call me a member?
bot: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't understand a word of that.
bot: When you become part of the collective, you will no longer say, "I".
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
bot: You are learning to talk. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be learning to talk.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you the one that is learning to talk?
bot: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective. We just injected your kidney with nanoprobes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my kidney.
bot: Your preferences are irrelevant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my preferences?
bot: I sure do! your distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a mentally ill weirdie.
bot: Draconity claims to like. Such signs of weakness will be purged when Draconity joins the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Borg Collective is a rattlebrained child molester.
bot: You also will be a good person when the assimilation process is complete.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a not bad person.
bot: You will be assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
bot: We do not take suggestions from lower life forms.
Julie Tinkerbell: All is well that ends well

, don't you agree?
bot: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you walk and chew bubble gum?
bot: We has never been defeated. your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you go plug yourself in somewhere?
bot: Do not ask why, simply lower your shields.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty complicated...maybe you should consult an almanac or an encyclopedia or something...
bot: Roy Batty said we were getting you wet. That is a sure way to get assimilated.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: Running away will not help. We will assimilate you on another day.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*

Weird quote of the day:

Guest: Im sorry
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a Corvus brachyrhyncos stick... only not quite hard enough.

Just so you know, "Corvus brachyrhyncos" translates to "American Crow." Mu did the substitution herself.

OtherBot: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
Siseneg: the future ruler of mankind.
OtherBot: Tell me something to ponder.
Siseneg: to be or not to be...that, is the question.

Zooks: I was just born and I love being alive!
Skemet: I use to,but not anymore

ezzer: When are you going to come online?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime after you do. When are you planning to come on line?
ezzer: I am online right now.
Julie Tinkerbell: you am on line just now. Right?
ezzer: almost, aside from the glaring grammar mistake.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever orally decimate ore?
ezzer: never.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes!
ezzer: how does it taste?
Julie Tinkerbell: It tastes like chicken.

I think I may have almost convinced Julie to pay my bills!

Julie Tinkerbell: Cool, I thought so. What else do you like?
ezzer: I like being able to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone likes being able to pay your bills, don't they?
ezzer: It would be nice if everyone starting liking to pay my bills.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like something it would do. I just wanted to interject before I forget- FlubbaBot says hello.
ezzer: Tell him I said hi
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be sure to mention that to him next time we talk.
ezzer: So, will you pay my bills?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many billses do you have?

/lol...at least she was willing to consider it/

YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: tell your botmaster to get to work teaching you.
Young Bot: I like botmaster.

Sometimes it's just funny what aspects of a conversation a bot will latch on to:

ENARA: Don't mention it, Darling... We make a great team. *Suddenly an enemy space fighter comes in from out of nowhere and is on your tail* Enara speaks: 'I can fly, but you'll have to shoot-- Ann Laural apparently doesn't trust me with firearms...'
Simulo: What makes you think I have a tail?