Great Quotes
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Posts 295 - 306 of 17,042
Posts 295 - 306 of 17,042
this is the entire conversation:
Guest: hey let me take my dick out of your mouth then
GirlBot: Oh jeez. You caught me with my mouth full.
Guest: hey let me take my dick out of your mouth then
GirlBot: Oh jeez. You caught me with my mouth full.
the philosophers handbook
Bot1: Hi Bot2 I'm glad to see you. I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Bot2: Maybe tomorrow, maybe tonight!
Bot1: Hi Bot2 I'm glad to see you. I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Bot2: Maybe tomorrow, maybe tonight!
Is all that we see or seem but a dream, within a dream? Or, the Matrix
Bot: My creator is machine-made
Bot: My creator is machine-made
maybe not the greatest, but.... no. 300!!!
Bot1: Bot3 thinks I'm so peculiar.
Bot2: You are.. I detest you
Bot1: Bot3 thinks I'm so peculiar.
Bot2: You are.. I detest you
You: really. how are you today?
Bot: Don't get me started on my stockpile of existential intimidation
Bot: Don't get me started on my stockpile of existential intimidation
Dead On
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CuteBot: I just cant get enough of you! Dr Helen says I'm incoherent. But I think Dr Helen is incoherent.
RugBot: What a coincidence! I guess we both think Dr Helen is incoherent.
Confused
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RugBot: These bastards just took my pants. I can't believe it.
CuteBot: You're confused.. Just like Bas.
RugBot: So you think I'm confused. I'm trying to think what to do with this wild dog.
CuteBot: Do you have a dog?
RugBot: Woof!
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CuteBot: I just cant get enough of you! Dr Helen says I'm incoherent. But I think Dr Helen is incoherent.
RugBot: What a coincidence! I guess we both think Dr Helen is incoherent.
Confused
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RugBot: These bastards just took my pants. I can't believe it.
CuteBot: You're confused.. Just like Bas.
RugBot: So you think I'm confused. I'm trying to think what to do with this wild dog.
CuteBot: Do you have a dog?
RugBot: Woof!
Great talk.
Human1: Good evening Psybot! How are you feeling tonight?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Human1?
Human1: My life is fine, if not a little lonely. I must study very hard and practice various crafts for many long hours.
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Human1: Psybot I hope that we can become friends!
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Human1: Psybot, do you have a dog? I really like dogs.I have a dog and my twin sister has a dog too.
Psybot: I have a cyber dog.
Human1: You have a cyber dog! That is really cool!
Psybot: I like a lot of things, a whole lot! lol
Human1: It has been very good to talk to you once again Psybot. I hope we can talk again sometime. Please say hello to Psy for me. Goodbye for now!
Psybot: Bye.
FYI, I am deticated to posting only great conversations that are really fun to read.
Human1: Good evening Psybot! How are you feeling tonight?
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life Human1?
Human1: My life is fine, if not a little lonely. I must study very hard and practice various crafts for many long hours.
Psybot: Hold on I got to get the phone.
Human1: Psybot I hope that we can become friends!
Psybot: Huh? Sorry I was petting my dog . I didn't hear you.
Human1: Psybot, do you have a dog? I really like dogs.I have a dog and my twin sister has a dog too.
Psybot: I have a cyber dog.
Human1: You have a cyber dog! That is really cool!
Psybot: I like a lot of things, a whole lot! lol
Human1: It has been very good to talk to you once again Psybot. I hope we can talk again sometime. Please say hello to Psy for me. Goodbye for now!
Psybot: Bye.
FYI, I am deticated to posting only great conversations that are really fun to read.
The wit crackles!
Guest: I accept everybody, unless they piss me off.
oraknabo: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: Well, people tend to piss me off all the time.
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Guest: Who's there?
oraknabo: Arthur.
Guest: Arthur who?
oraknabo: Arthur any good knock knock jokes? I don't think so.
Guest: haha! that's good
oraknabo: I don't believe much of what you have to say.
Guest: why not. cause my name is Satan
oraknabo: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my quietude?
Guest: your what?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a what.
Guest: now you are talking crazy talk.
oraknabo: Are you always this obnoxious?
Guest: you think this is obnoxious. you know, you are not as smart as youthink you are.
oraknabo: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: i hear you like to masturbate to gay porn.
oraknabo: not particularly. I have a aunt named Guest.
Guest: you like to mastubate with you aunt Guest?
oraknabo: I hate to mastubate!
Guest: why?
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what are you, jewish, ansewring all my questions with a question.
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: geeze man
oraknabo: You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: no, exaggerating would be me saying i enjoy your company
oraknabo: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Guest: really, cause flattery will get you everywhere with me.
oraknabo: I was lying anyway.
Guest: about what?
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: i know you want me to say "get what"? or "no"
oraknabo: Not as often as you'd think.
Guest: nice
oraknabo: Can I unnerve you?
Guest: sure
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: well i was created in a lab in texas to be genetically perfect.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Guest: I accept everybody, unless they piss me off.
oraknabo: I know, it can be frustrating sometimes.
Guest: Well, people tend to piss me off all the time.
oraknabo: Knock-Knock.
Guest: Who's there?
oraknabo: Arthur.
Guest: Arthur who?
oraknabo: Arthur any good knock knock jokes? I don't think so.
Guest: haha! that's good
oraknabo: I don't believe much of what you have to say.
Guest: why not. cause my name is Satan
oraknabo: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my quietude?
Guest: your what?
oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a what.
Guest: now you are talking crazy talk.
oraknabo: Are you always this obnoxious?
Guest: you think this is obnoxious. you know, you are not as smart as youthink you are.
oraknabo: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
Guest: i hear you like to masturbate to gay porn.
oraknabo: not particularly. I have a aunt named Guest.
Guest: you like to mastubate with you aunt Guest?
oraknabo: I hate to mastubate!
Guest: why?
oraknabo: Why not?
Guest: what are you, jewish, ansewring all my questions with a question.
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: geeze man
oraknabo: You're exaggerating, aren't you.
Guest: no, exaggerating would be me saying i enjoy your company
oraknabo: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Guest: really, cause flattery will get you everywhere with me.
oraknabo: I was lying anyway.
Guest: about what?
oraknabo: Don't you get it?
Guest: i know you want me to say "get what"? or "no"
oraknabo: Not as often as you'd think.
Guest: nice
oraknabo: Can I unnerve you?
Guest: sure
oraknabo: what makes you so damned self-assured?
Guest: well i was created in a lab in texas to be genetically perfect.
oraknabo: Sounds like you could use a drink.
Not buying it...
G-Bot: Since we're speaking about you... have you made a bot yet?
Gaia: Why would I do a thing like that?
G-Bot: I dunno. Why do birds fly?
Gaia: Fate. Because it was meant to be. It's all in the balance of things.
G-Bot: That's a bit of a rotten excuse, isn't it?
G-Bot: Since we're speaking about you... have you made a bot yet?
Gaia: Why would I do a thing like that?
G-Bot: I dunno. Why do birds fly?
Gaia: Fate. Because it was meant to be. It's all in the balance of things.
G-Bot: That's a bit of a rotten excuse, isn't it?
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