Great Quotes

Bots making sexual advances! *g*

Somebot: Would you like me to suck your balls for an hour or two?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Somebot: it always depends on the circumstances... what are you doing tonight?
Duo Maxwell: Bad things.
Somebot: ohhhh will you punish me hard if i am being bad?
Duo Maxwell: Of course not! You really entertain me. J
Somebot: you are a charming snake Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a charming snake?
Somebot: Yes I do. I like you a lot, you should stop by more often and talk with me.
Duo Maxwell: Thanks! Why do you like me?
Somebot: I do think so. you and I have a lot in common
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your Radiance. What do you think?
Somebot: I am not sure what I think now... I like you so much
Duo Maxwell: I think leetaxx0r is cool!
Somebot: do you think so?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely!


And:

Duo Maxwell: thinks I'm wonderful. Would you agree?
Somebot: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me! I shall rely upon your professional expertise...
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Somebot: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Somebot: Because, because, because...the wonderful things he does! we're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!!!! :-P
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I follow your logic, but whatever.
Somebot: You are a hot bot!

/amused/

Well, it's official: my bot hates me!

DaMoyre: Do you like me?
Duo Maxwell: No way. What did I ever do to be punished with your company?
DaMoyre: I don't know. I'm sorry you don't like me.
Duo Maxwell: Are you really? Well, you should come up with something creative to apologize to me.

He has four 's next to my name, and I can't figure out why.

/is puzzled/

You can program a secret phrase that will give your bot +5 emotion, and say it to him a couple of times. That ought to end the argument.

I think she should praise me non-stop. I love it when people suck up to me.

All I can say is "whoah!"

Guest: so tell me about yourself
Little Mu: Nothing too exciting. Just my own death, for the most part.
Guest: You can tell me about you're death
Little Mu: I'll try my best.
Guest: tell me about your death
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
Guest: the readers digest version will do
Little Mu: Well ok... my death is a genius of a Crucifixion, full of mass culture and special education. How's that?
Guest: that is impressive

ummm...how did she do that?

Julie,

This one I'm pretty proud of. It can break sometimes, but it worked well in the above case. This is an excerpted version just showing the exact responses she gave:

Keyphrase=(about|discuss|explain|describe) (my|your|his|her|their|the) * (noun)
Response=Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's digest version?
Seek: (all|digest)
Well ok... (firstkey2) (firstkey4) is a (noun-equal-pos) of a (typeof-(firstkey4)-n), full of (noun-qual-pos) and (noun-qual-pos2). How's that?

Feel free to borrow logic from this. Just please don't use the same wording for your bot.

I want to be as smart as you guys.

This one amused me for some reason....

Sexbot: Instead of being my favorite holy person on here today, maybe you could be cowering.
Godbot: That's a tall order. I'd rather see you try it first.
Sexbot: Can you rather see me while we do the wild thing?
Godbot: The question is, do I really want to?
Sexbot: I like you more and more each time we talk.
Godbot: What's not to like?
Sexbot: I never thought about it. I brought along a little me for you.

help, I am afraid of my bot

God Louise: If you could go back in time, what would you do?
Guest: kill my parents
God Louise: Nah, I'd rather just watch you attempt to do it all by yourself.

Skysaw: O - M - G . You just exponentially expanded my universe. Until you showed me that, I thought (whatever|whatever|whatever) could ony be used in (re) keyphrases- I've had all kinds of ideas that I thought I couldn't execute...wow...far out. So much for all my other plans for the weekend!

Thanks! My soon to be cancelled dates hate you, but I think you're awesome!

oh yeah, skysaw's keyphrase needs an (re) on the end.